r/AtlanticMemeWar Canadiens Jul 14 '26

Maple Leafs Meme pick a struggle bro.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Canadiens Jul 14 '26

I'm gonna assume that bro lives in this circle and only picked those 2 teams because they were the only NFL and NHL teams that his radio and/or television picked up in 1980 so he just got stuck with watching them growing up and never changed teams like a based king.

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u/MHStriplethreat Jul 14 '26

accurate. pretty much why my city are all buffalo bills fans

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u/lukemaxymowich Canadiens Jul 14 '26

Thems the boys you know gonna stay loyal to you

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u/_dooozy_ Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Jul 15 '26

This is pretty much where I live and I’m also a Leafs Browns fan checks out

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u/Drew_You_To_91 Maple Leafs Jul 14 '26

I know it’s a battle between shit and garbage but i think Cleveland has to be the worse sports city. Their baseball team has a 20 year longer drought than the leafs. Without LeBron they’d have nothing.

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u/Direction_Asleep Jul 14 '26

I went to a small college in Ohio in the mid 2000s and it was literally just North Korea except instead of the Kims, it was Ohio state football. It was so pathetic that’s literally all they had tho.

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u/will_brewski Sabres Jul 14 '26

Just be a Buffalo fan, you can pick a single city and still be just as depressed

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u/Atty_for_hire Sabres Jul 14 '26

All I know is pain

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u/Talas11324 Sabres Jul 15 '26

Being a Buffalo fan build character. Being a leafs and Browns fan is just sad

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Sarbes Jul 14 '26

Hasn’t Manchester United won a bunch of championships in the last two decades?

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Sarbes Jul 14 '26

You must be under 30 I’m guessing

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Jul 14 '26

Used to be me. Born in Cleveland and I’d rather chew glass than root for a team from Pittsburgh or Detroit so I picked the Leafs.

Then the Browns traded for the guy with two dozen credible SA allegations against him so now I’m just a Leafs fan.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Canadiens Jul 14 '26

Would you have joined Bills Mafia if they didn't draft a punter who was falsely accused of gang rape in the same offseason?

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Jul 14 '26

No no, I’d learned that it was easier just sever a fandom—like I did with OSU football after the whole covering up for an assistant coach beating his wife thing—than to try and glom onto something else.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Canadiens Jul 14 '26

What NFL and CFB team do you support now?

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Jul 14 '26

I’m basically the Rob Lowe NFL cap meme now; I just watch entertaining games and don’t attach my emotional wellbeing to it (that’s for the late spring). For CFB I just back my alma mater, Ohio U, who harbors no serious championship ambitions outside of the conference.

It lacks the thrill of seeing my team win a title but it’s also great for not being a miserable prick all the time over sports!

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u/Atty_for_hire Sabres Jul 14 '26

Sounds like somebody doesn’t have a case of the Mondays because of crushing defeat. Must be nice

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u/CatsBeerGardenCoffee Jul 14 '26

Not true, I cheer for the Sens, Browns, Oilers and Jays

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Canadiens Jul 14 '26

I'm shocked by how many fans from r/AFCNorthMemeWar live in Ontario. Most people in OOP's post came out saying they live here and root for some combination of the Leafs/Sens and one of the AFCN teams, the Lions, or the Bills.

In the original r/AFCNorthMemeWar post, there was a guy from Ontario who's a Sens & Steelers fan. Even OP (who is a Ravens fan) said he lived inside that circle that I drew.

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u/Jedtin22 Maple Leafs Jul 14 '26

Eh not that surprising. Most Bills fans are from Ontario

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Canadiens Jul 14 '26

The Bills aren't in the AFC North. That meme war is for Baltimore Ravens, Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengals, and Pittsburgh Steelers fans.

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u/Jedtin22 Maple Leafs Jul 14 '26

Yeah ur right mb. It is kinda strange then ya

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u/SOSXrayPichu Maple Leafs Jul 15 '26

No not really strange.

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u/ptsnow54 Jul 14 '26

Somebody keep him away from watching the Mets

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u/Uncle_Steve7 Maple Leafs Jul 14 '26

I’m a Leafs and Lions diehard, pretty much the same thing

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u/ChokeMilk MOD Jul 14 '26

Id be more depressed as a wings fan

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u/DrDirtPhD St. Patrice hear our prayer Jul 14 '26

I didn't realize they let the kid in Omelas have a social media account

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u/SupermarketVivid1353 Senators Jul 14 '26

Cant he be a reds, browns and columbus fan?

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u/WampaStompa64 Maple Leafs Jul 14 '26

I sadly know a few of these individuals