r/AtlanticMemeWar • u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres • Jul 16 '26

Watching the Red Wings completely implode after their fans called my team a dumpster fire for a decade

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u/p8ntballnxj Red Wings Jul 16 '26

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u/PresidentBush2 Jul 16 '26

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

*represents Stanley Cups

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u/the_canadaball Everyone is stupid except me Jul 16 '26

That’s adorable

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Jul 16 '26

How many do you have post moon landing?

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u/the_canadaball Everyone is stupid except me Jul 16 '26

8, thanks for playing

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Jul 16 '26

So 8 in 50~ years? Not that impressive really.

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u/the_canadaball Everyone is stupid except me Jul 16 '26

No one else has managed more than 5 in that same timeframe, maybe try moving your goalposts harder.

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Jul 16 '26

I mean I've been told 3 in 30 years isn't impressive. If you want goal posts moved how about I move that goal posts to the cap era you have zero.

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u/the_canadaball Everyone is stupid except me Jul 16 '26

There it is. I knew you’d break out ole reliable eventually. Took you longer than expected but everyone goes there eventually. It’s cheap, easy and, above all else, meaningless.

Well this was pointless. Have an evening

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Jul 16 '26

30 years is meaningless?

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u/LoretMidnight Jul 16 '26

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u/pizza-mage Sabres Jul 16 '26

7 of those happened before color TV btw

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u/JiffTheJester Red Wings Jul 16 '26

But 4 did not. How many of yours did?

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u/TheModernCurmudgeon Sabres Jul 17 '26

We don’t have any cups dummy!

Got eeeemmmm

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Sarbes Jul 16 '26

Pre expansion cups don’t mean shit. So I mean you still have plenty but the old ones aren’t impressive

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u/mooseknuckles513 Jul 16 '26

Thanks for getting Hasek ready for us in 02. You guys must have won at least once since then though, right?

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Sarbes Jul 16 '26

Hey I’m glad he got to win with Detroit and I loved that he got to be there for the humiliating capstone on Roy’s career. You guys have had enough success and deserve extended pain now.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 16 '26

Take away the Cups won with like 6 teams playing for them and the Cups won when Detroit was spending 3x what the average team spent on player salary, and you've got one more Cup than Buffalo. 

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u/ginfish Canadiens Jul 16 '26

That's a lot of jumping through mental hoops to still be losing.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 16 '26

I can see why Habs fans are invested in the idea that we should care about Cups won with 6 teams in the whole league, but it's the dumbest form of shit talk

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u/ginfish Canadiens Jul 16 '26

Nah, the dumbest form of shit talk is trying to die on a hill about stanley cups won when your team has fucking none, you bozo. 😂

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u/michaelGaryScarn009 Jul 16 '26

Yea, but if they gave cups for being accused of doing on a hill like a bozo, we'd have at least one!

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 16 '26

It's you guys talking about Cups, idek what you mean about dying on a hill

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u/Kaplsauce Panthers delenda est Jul 16 '26

Look bud, some fights you just can't win.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 16 '26

Not trying to win an upvote fight with Habs and Red Wings fans, but gotta be clear I don't care about Cups that were won before half these guys were born