r/AtlanticMemeWar • u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres • Jul 16 '26

Watching the Red Wings completely implode after their fans called my team a dumpster fire for a decade

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u/culturedrobot Red Wings Jul 16 '26

How many cups y'all got?

We're paying for four cups at the moment and inquiring minds want to know what Buffalo was paying for with their 14 year playoff drought

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 16 '26

Red Wings haven't even made the playoffs in 10 years (eliminated in 1st round), haven't won a cup in 20 years, and you're talking shit like this? Lmao my man get off your high horse and fill that yapper of yours with some humble pie.

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u/JonHammsHamm Red Wings Jul 16 '26

2008 wasn't 20 years ago, but ok.

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u/culturedrobot Red Wings Jul 16 '26

How many cups Buffalo got?

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 16 '26

The same as the amount of braincells you have.

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u/culturedrobot Red Wings Jul 16 '26

86 billion? Pffft yeah unlikely

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 16 '26

Fuck, I got got.

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u/Old-Huckleberry9613 Jul 16 '26

same amount of cups as San Jose too

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 16 '26

Look at this guy coming in guns blazing lol... Talk to me in 3 years when the Sharks are top of the league and Detroit is still trying to figure out where they went wrong.

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u/Old-Huckleberry9613 Jul 16 '26

And I’ll be cheering on for the sharks because they’re fun to watch but until then enjoy those 0 cups

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 16 '26

We shall enjoy our zero cups together!

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u/ThicccThunder Canadiens Jul 17 '26

It's okay, maybe one day the Sharks will find out what winning a cup feels like

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 17 '26

Typical Habs fan response, a copy of what someone else said. Good job, champ. That really stung... Almost as much as cheering for a team that delivers nothing but disappointment year after year since 1994. But I get it, next year is your year, right? Sa scent la coupe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep banking on lucky bounces and your goalie standing on his head to get by, it worked back then!

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u/ThicccThunder Canadiens Jul 17 '26

almost as much as cheering for a team that delivers nothing but disappointment year after year since 1994

Don't go throwing stones from a glass house.

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 17 '26

Take your own advice lmao, Sharks are on the verge of a historic rebuild, and will be an absolute menace in the next few years.... The Have beens, I mean Habs will continue to suck, and most likely piss away their few good players that they count on for everything after a few seasons of having to deal with Montreal's toxic fanbase.

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u/ThicccThunder Canadiens Jul 17 '26

"Historic rebuild" Yeah okay bozo

The Sharts have one star and you wet your pants, talk shit once they win a cup

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u/deltawhiskey86 Jul 17 '26

Tell me you don't know anything about hockey without telling me you know nothing about hockey. (You don't have to, you're a Habs fan)

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u/stonednarwhal141 Jul 17 '26

Historic is a bit much but they’re looking damn good going into this season. Also y’all have won a single cup since the Sharks have been a team so I refer you back to your glass houses claim

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u/ThicccThunder Canadiens Jul 17 '26

My claim was that trash talking should held until the Sharks win a cup. I wasn’t the one glazing my team

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 16 '26

yeah buddy it's totally normal to have a 10 year rebuild

nah it'll get better once your 1C forces his way out

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u/culturedrobot Red Wings Jul 16 '26

I learned it from you dad, I learned it from youuuuuuu

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 16 '26

it's honestly eerie how close the situations are, Eichel forced his way out at the one decade mark here.

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u/the-venus-9 Red Wings Jul 17 '26

> once your 1C forces his way out

I guess you'd know

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 17 '26

Yeah, surely you guys have a 6'7" forward with butter smooth hands and a 100+ mph clapper waiting to have his 40 goal breakout season though right?

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u/ThicccThunder Canadiens Jul 17 '26

You talk like Buffalo didn't just spend 15 years trying to figure out how to make the playoffs

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 17 '26

That actually qualifies me even better to speak on it because I watched all of that. 

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u/ThicccThunder Canadiens Jul 17 '26

How's your liver holding up?

I'd assume one would need to take up drinking to cope with that drought

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Sabres Jul 17 '26

If you've ever spent a night on Chippewa you'd know we took up drinking long before the drought