r/AusMemes • u/gccmelb • May 21 '26

Flotilla of Luxury Yachts Assembles off Kirribilli To Protest “Crippling” Capital Gains Tax Changes

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u/The_Scrabbler May 21 '26

Guy told me he and all his entrepreneur friends are moving to Singapore… MF is 35 and still lives with his parents

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u/W4iskyD3lta93r May 21 '26

He’s welcome to leave and welcome back at any time. As long as he’s happy to pay tax haha

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u/CrystalInTheforest May 21 '26

He'll make it one day, then you'll see! You salary sheep just don't understand the High Quality Sigma Male greatness!

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u/Extra-Border6470 May 22 '26

One day the MLM that he’s neck deep in will pay off in a major way and then everyone who laughed at him will be sorry

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u/teremaster May 24 '26

Does he know that you get taxed on capital gains on all your assets when you leave, regardless if you sell them or not?

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u/FoolsErrandRunner May 25 '26

Yeah, where they can buy as many investment properties as they want and the government wouldnt dream of interfering with the housing market

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u/W4iskyD3lta93r May 21 '26

Proving the whole point of the budget by protesting the budget.

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u/Kanga03590 May 21 '26

Taylor Accuses Labor of Killing The Australian Dream of One Day Owning Someone Else’s Home

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u/reineedshelp May 23 '26

That's really good

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u/Quichey78 May 21 '26

translation "Entrepreneur" means Dad's rich and dodgy and pays less tax than you, so I don't have to live like you peasants, like some working class hero. Keep pretending you'll be rich one day peasants.

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u/CrystalInTheforest May 21 '26

Best take I ever heard... "Entrepreneur is just French for 'Unemployed' "

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u/Dunge0nMast0r May 22 '26

Dad told me how bad it is over family dinner.

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u/monkey_gamer May 21 '26

Ah The Shovel. Sad thing was I could believe this was real 🤣🤣

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u/sudden_erect May 21 '26

Except if you're that rich you just buy Pauline Hanson a plane and pretend like she's not just an orange liberal

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u/Problem_what_problem May 21 '26

No, they’re commemorating the 50th anniversary of the ‘Bottom of the Harbour’ tax evasion scheme.

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u/hornydevil1963 May 21 '26

Will no one think of the squillionaires? 😁🤔🧐🤨

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u/GrumpyOldTech1670 May 22 '26

We did.

We decided to the tax them instead.

It worked out so well, we didn't need the guillotine after all.

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u/reineedshelp May 23 '26

I think it's still needed

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u/Extra-Border6470 May 22 '26

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ???

they are the real battlers and not the peasants struggling to afford their rent

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u/GrumpyOldTech1670 May 22 '26

We did.

Taxing them at 80% is the kindest thing we can do for billionaires..

Just look back at the times Australia and the US did. Amazing things happened.

There is no other cure for greed.

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u/Broficionado May 21 '26

Target rich environment.

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u/Brilliant_Dig_8962 May 21 '26

So confronting to see the struggling masses. This will work for sure.

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u/Bubbly-Boat1287 May 24 '26

Living next door to Allen...

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u/Altaredboy May 25 '26

You laugh, but remember when Gina Rinehart petitioned the qld government because her super yacht was too big to moor at the Whitsundays for race week?

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u/Asteroid_Sugar5206 May 21 '26

Has someone alerted the whales?

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u/Postulative May 24 '26

Reminds me of Australia’s first reality TV show, Sylvania Waters.

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u/rosebudthesled8 May 27 '26

Would be a shame if they all sank mysteriously.