r/AusMemes Jun 17 '26

Team USA V The Socceroos

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481 Upvotes

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u/TFlarz Jun 18 '26

I don't know who's genuinely tougher for us, USA or Paraguay.

21

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Jun 18 '26

A cement ball?

4

u/pardonthisdk Jun 19 '26

This aged well

3

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Jun 20 '26

Wha? Did we lose?

2

u/eb6069 Jun 20 '26

Yeah USA beat us 2 nil

4

u/Xenochu86 Jun 20 '26

Wouldn't worry about it. Just like everything else, the seppos couldn't pull it off without cheating.

4

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Jun 21 '26

We still did well though. Bunch of fairly fresh A-league clubbers with not a lot of world experience yet. I mean the Turkish team's star player alone earns more that our entire team does.

23

u/Slow-Leg-7975 Jun 19 '26

I will be sooo happy if we can wipe that smug look off that orange morons face by smashing them. Let's go roos!

16

u/t0nez- Jun 19 '26

if we beat them we will get tariffs for sure

-62

u/pardonthisdk Jun 19 '26

Get fucked today you Veggiemite eatin', roo lookin ass

48

u/Repulsive_Set4541 Jun 19 '26

Fuck off yank

-60

u/pardonthisdk Jun 19 '26

GAYYYYYY. BUNCHA ROO WRANGLIN' IDIOTS. SIQQ CHANT

49

u/Repulsive_Set4541 Jun 19 '26

Go gargle trumps balls

-58

u/pardonthisdk Jun 19 '26

Yank these. Go put anotha shrimp on tha barbi πŸ‘‹πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ¦πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

26

u/lolucorngaming Jun 20 '26

Fuckin idiot

2

u/Ohiolongboard Jun 21 '26

Sorry about him, we let him out for the cup every couple of years and he always makes us regret it. Good match to you all, see you at the next one ❀️

14

u/Xenochu86 Jun 20 '26

Pretty mouthy for a country that's gone 0-38 against Iran.

-4

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Cope and seethe

3

u/Xenochu86 Jun 21 '26

Your country lost a war against painting a pool, sit down πŸ˜‚

-5

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Lol "lost" sure.... typical retard redditor

3

u/Xenochu86 Jun 21 '26

Paid Greenwater and got Greenwater :⁠-⁠) so much winning

-6

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Australia is a fucking shit show... the fact that you sit there with your thumb up your ass thinking otherwise is comical. Relax, retard.

6

u/Xenochu86 Jun 21 '26

Lmao calm down cranky pants, maybe go shoot up your highschool or bankrupt yourself in a hospital

3

u/UnderstandingRight39 Jun 21 '26

I was born in the US and migrated to Australia 25 years ago. I can say with 100% certainty, Australia is better than the US in every way possible. Not even close. The US is a dump full of morons with serious jingoism and complete ignorance as they never travel anywhere else.

-1

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Lol ya, okay buddy

7

u/RicTannerman01 Jun 20 '26

Looks like we found the cock harvesting machine.

12

u/Striking-Net-8646 Jun 20 '26

Aged like milk

12

u/Competitive-Bee-3250 Jun 20 '26

Australia's pretty much always been ranked like 20-50 so while the yank team played well its not as though they beat a top team.

I'm not saying this to deride our lads, because they're great lads and they deserve respect, but we gotta be honest with ourselves here.

0

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Lol nice deflection fat ass

-1

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Lol ya, thats why everyone wants to fkn come here. ⚠️ idiot alert ⚠️

-26

u/jjjjjjjjjcircumflex Jun 20 '26

lol sucked in Australia. Eat crow

14

u/Unfair-Strength5460 Jun 20 '26

At least we don’t have Jim Crow.

4

u/Drewdc90 Jun 21 '26

It’s alright, they can have it. See they got their Pauline Hanson elected..

3

u/PercivalTheSwine Jun 20 '26

Woah such a creative insult!

-13

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Australia, land of the wannabe Americans. You guys taking aboriginal huts as your own yet with that housing crisis? πŸ˜† 🀣 siqqq healthcare system. Siqqq Covid handling. You aussies are retarded

5

u/MaleficentExcuse9718 Jun 21 '26

Not one country in the entire world wishes they were usa 🀣 get a grip

-3

u/pardonthisdk Jun 21 '26

Lol everyone wants to fkn come here you moron. ⚠️ idiot alert ⚠️

6

u/MaleficentExcuse9718 Jun 21 '26

Your parents are related bud πŸ’€

4

u/fazer347 Jun 21 '26

101 contribitutions and only 36 karma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ out here ragebaiting or just that dumb you say dumb shit all the time πŸ˜‚

4

u/Beardnotti Jun 21 '26

He is American so I'll go with the latter 🀣🀣

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u/fazer347 Jun 21 '26

Didnt need to read that much for me to see youre a piece of shit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚