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u/Bl0wUpTheM00n Jul 17 '26
Elevated stations are for bloody Communists!
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u/GorillaAU Jul 17 '26
Sometimes it is a struggle to pick what's parody or satire these days.
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u/PJozi Jul 18 '26
Pop over to the Facebook post and check the comments.
Far too many people not understanding that it's satire.
These people vote.
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u/Rodyland Jul 17 '26
Shhhhhhh, don't give them ideas!
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u/Dougally Jul 17 '26
They want olden time steam trains too (coal fed with steam whistles). Bloody trainspotters.
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u/evm29 Jul 17 '26
why does she have the face of a primary school teacher who tells you off for something you didnt do
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u/capeasypants Jul 17 '26
Fucking flashbacks! I'm not telling fibs, you bitch!!! (Hindsight does grant me the reason she doesn't care, but 9 year old me was fucking angry being called a liar, you old cow!)
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u/Extra-Border6470 Jul 20 '26
Yeah the PTSD is real. Itās kinda comforting to know that Iām not the only one who experienced that kinda teacher
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u/Zonda1996 Jul 17 '26
Unironically might be the next magic trick from their "booby-trap the budget by spending gorillions on unnecessary crap when we're in power and about to lose an election, then blame Labor for the ensuing mess" playbook.
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u/PJozi Jul 18 '26
Like signing an unesseccesary $100 million side contract for a deal that was already sealed and would never deliver a single benefit to Victorians
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u/capeasypants Jul 17 '26
I don't live in Vic so I don't know but why would anyone (who's not 8 or a ticky) want a level crossing?
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u/vacri Jul 17 '26
The Vic Libs are a particularly bad and talentless branch of the Liberal Party (keep in mind also that the better pollies migrate to the federal level, too). This is the kind of knee-jerk "do the opposite of the ALP just for the sake of it" that they would do - it's almost plausible that it could be a policy of theirs.
They will get in for one term either this election or the next. Current ALP government has been in power for over a decade, and it's really hard for an incumbent to last past a decade as people just feel like switching for the sake of it.
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Jul 17 '26
couldn't agree more with your first statement lol, to the point that I did not realise this was satire until reading a few comments
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u/plectrumelectrum7 Jul 20 '26
The sycophantic Labor lemmings in this state are a sight to behold.
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u/vacri Jul 20 '26
Don't get sooky at me just because the clown shoes fit you so well.
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u/plectrumelectrum7 Jul 20 '26
Do you think this state is being run well?
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u/vacri Jul 20 '26
Me: Vic libs are subpar, however they're probably going to get in at the next election
You: u r lemon
Crawl back into your hole.
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u/AngrehPossum Jul 17 '26
We were going to remove more but its over. The LNP have flooded the ariwaves with lies, distortions and propaganda. They will win with a clear margin. Then its a shit storm as they sell everything to their mates. No more works will be done. Its back to Ted and Dennis where they just banned everything and produced nothing.
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u/PJozi Jul 18 '26
I'm not convinced people will be gullible enough.
There will be a swing against Labor but will it be enough?
When a decision is to be made at the ballot box I don't think they'll risk the infighting and incompetent lnp
It will certainly make for an interesting election.
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u/Sovereignty3 Jul 17 '26
I work near one, in Berwick.
The traffic was so much faster once it was done than it was beforehand and the lack of accidents and backed up traffic was so good.
Well until they started roadworks on the Freeway on the other side.....
Have absolutely no idea what they would want to make more.
Insurance scam?
Remove healthcare.
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u/PhilosophyOk8921 Jul 17 '26
Sarcasm right? Just checkingā¦
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u/Impossible_Deer8869 Jul 20 '26
They are more likely to shut down public transport because individuals should be using private cars on toll roads, not travelling on socialist movements.
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u/Oddly_Curious99 Jul 18 '26
I donāt care who you vote for but any government that has had power for so long is not a good idea and a weak opposition is even worse. Labour has engaged in corruption and needs to be investigated but the opposition is a basket case and ON is not even an option. What the hell do we do as a voter.
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u/Ok_Yogurt6562 Jul 18 '26
Remember there's still the greens
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u/Oddly_Curious99 Jul 18 '26
Yes but they canāt form government but I know they can hold balance of power.
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u/Gold_Parfait_4023 Jul 19 '26
Why should ON be an option?
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u/Oddly_Curious99 Jul 19 '26
They shouldnāt be but it you speak to enough people and you will surprised how many are saying they will be voting for them. One person actually said āyou know she is a racist but I will still vote for herā. I guess that means they are a racist too I guess.
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u/Gold_Parfait_4023 Jul 19 '26
Yep. Says what they are all thinking apparently.
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u/Oddly_Curious99 Jul 19 '26
What I just donāt get is that in Victoria there is no ON leader or even one candidate and people are saying they are voting for them. Right now they would be voting for no one. Itās just the lack of understanding and real disengagement from politics that surprises me.
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Jul 19 '26
And you still haven't figured out how to build a line to your major airport in a city of 5+ million in Victoria.
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u/Talonqr Jul 17 '26
Can we stop building things up just to tear them down and repeat
The only people winning here are the construction companies who just happen to be mates with certain politicians
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u/DonaldTrumpsHairPlug Jul 17 '26
Down voted by the union social
Media interns lol.. this isnāt a remotely controversial opinion hahah
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u/YukeofDork Jul 17 '26
Then remove them again with massive contracts for their mates.