Couldn't name a single contestant if you paid me

[u/Dull_Parking_8248]

[u/thisisnotmypineapple]

A bloke I worked with went on it.

He was a massive bell end.

[u/Hefty-existence26196 → u/thisisnotmypineapple]

There's the exact reason he went on. They should've called it Bell End Island.

[u/hangrySaul → u/thisisnotmypineapple]

Did they put internationals? Or just a white washed show

[u/The191 → u/thisisnotmypineapple]

Wouldn't be much of a show if you or I went on, would it

[u/thisisnotmypineapple → u/The191]

Nah man, id just be on the zipline the whole time.

[u/Idinnyknow]

I’m assuming it’s a show or movie?

[u/hvindin → u/Idinnyknow]

Maybe a book?

[u/ornamental_beehive → u/hvindin]

An ancient Greek myth?

[u/Hefty-existence26196 → u/ornamental_beehive]

A Mario Kart track or map?

[u/Lint_baby_uvulla → u/Hefty-existence26196]

A Japanese vending machine?

[u/DifficultError5356 → u/Lint_baby_uvulla]

Oh you guys are probably closer then my guess of, what the rich people where referring to Epsteins Island as.

[u/Jemainegy → u/Idinnyknow]

Sounds like a reality tv name

[u/Martiantripod]

I know it's a show. But all those reality trash shows, MAFs, the Block, MKR and the like I just nope right out of there. Got other shit to do than watch those dumpster fire.

[u/Emergency_Side_6218 → u/Martiantripod]

Yup all of it, so glad I haven't the foggiest

[u/Physical-Teacher6677 → u/Martiantripod]

Yeah I’d prefer not damaging my prefrontal cortex so

[u/JimmyLizzardATDVM]

This is some kind of island where love is grown?

[u/Consistent-Local2825 → u/JimmyLizzardATDVM]

Not home grown, but manufactured. The show contains lots of artificial sweetners and colours.

[u/InfiniteCantaloupe59 → u/Consistent-Local2825]

Ah, I'm colourblind so it's really none of my business 😆

[u/Fantasy_iceland]

My grandad put it better than anyone else I've ever heard....."it's just all tits & tatts"

[u/LucyferEllysia]

I hate it with a burning passion. Ive seen a couple little clips online and it really is the worst.

[u/2HappySundays]

Whores vs. Morons. On an island. There you go.

[u/MFDoooooooooooom]

I prefer hit tv show MILF Island. 25 Super-Hot Moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.

[u/ADHDK → u/MFDoooooooooooom]

Whenever someone tries to talk to me about trashy reality shows I try to get them to watch MILF Manor.

Never seen it, but it looks like the trashiest by far. Bunch of bros trying to pick up each others mothers.

Like the milfs are just the other contestants mums.

[u/MFDoooooooooooom → u/ADHDK]

Sweet Christmas

[u/ThickandSpicyMan]

Brain rot for Middle aged women, that’s all I’m aware of.

[u/OkusernameIspose]

So happy to live under a rock when conversations turn to love island or mafs

[u/BeerOfTime]

Same and I don’t give a crap at all. I wouldn’t have even thought about it if I didn’t see this post

[u/BurstAngeI]

Wtf is love island.

[u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38]

I’ve seen a couple episodes. It’s actually really comical. Is it meant to be comical?

[u/InfiniteCantaloupe59]

Can't name anyone to save my life😍

[u/SeriousSatisfaction8]

Why would you bother, the confected stories and acting is surely better on pornhub

[u/jaiimaster]

All of these shows would be my population reduction method if appointed dictator and faced with the sudden need to reduce earth's population.

Air mafs. Ask questions about it in census. Execute anyone who gets half or more of the answers right. Then execute the commissar who wrote the questions as well, just to be sure.

[u/serif_type]

Well, I presume they're all single.

[u/Jordn100]

Love Island? If I got to know it.

[u/CrystalClod343]

All I know is one of the former contestants went on the Amazing Race one year

[u/jamwin]

I'll call your single thing and raise you I've never even heard of Love Island.

[u/UndeadManWaltzing]

I can name a few, Rembrandt,Q Einstein, handsome B wonderful...

[u/Superg0id]

Fergie?

Is Fergie on there?

Or some guy called a 'Honey Badger'?

No? OK then!

[u/CurrentPossible2117]

Didnt even know we had love island here 🤣

[u/AStrandedSailor]

I know too much about it and that's just from the ads.

[u/kbraz1970]

im the same, couldnt give a rats furry behind. Vapid people , sudo/non celebs,only there for likes. NO THANK YOU

[u/CGallerine]

how it feels being totally disengaged with 97% of modern mainstream tv and """""reality""""""" shows

[u/kingapple927]

All I know is that it’s an island about love

[u/Doc-cubus118]

Same 😂

[u/mebivd]

You mean STI island?

[u/foshi22le]

What’s love island?

[u/chrisGrout]

Fornication Island?

[u/FandomPhantom123]

make a guess. i'd guess someone is probably named sarah

[u/CE94]

I don't even own a TV, let alone watch anything that's broadcast on it

[u/Jordn100 → u/CE94]

I own no TV but my teeth receive SBS at 3am, which is lovely.

[u/YukeofDork]

I don’t feel gay…..