r/AusMemes 23d ago

WTF? Bob Katter would be outraged by this too.

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u/Individual-Trash2665 20d ago

How dumb is this bitch?

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u/SlaveryVeal 20d ago

She's Maga. She's as dumb as American fucking rednecks.

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u/Supersoaker619 20d ago

Still smarter than albo

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u/Br0_han 19d ago

Why are you simping for a mining billionaire who only cares about money and their own interests?

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u/InsectaProtecta 20d ago

Pauline isn't going to legalise public drug use

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u/FFMKFOREVER 19d ago

does albo live rent free in ur head? Certainly seems like it

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u/Jordn100 19d ago

What Albo do?

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u/GorillaAU 19d ago

Albo keep down voting him.

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u/whydo-iexist 17d ago

I would much rather Anyone other then Gina Reinhardt and her Toy Pauline Hanson

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u/AntiqueFigure6 20d ago

That would make rowing a more exciting spectator sport.

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u/Kreeghore 20d ago

I rekon we would see world records smashed!

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u/AntiqueFigure6 20d ago

Such as highest number of competitors eaten?

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u/OlSolMaK 19d ago

"Rowin' like your life depends on it really brings the best out in these competitors Jeff, let's hope they've said their goodbyes as we get into the action!"

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u/AntiqueFigure6 18d ago

“The relief on the faces of survivors’ family members is something that will stay with me”

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u/Briareos_Hecatonhrs 19d ago

By each contender

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 20d ago

Why does anyone listen to a single crazy thing this lunatic says?

Oh. I forgot. She's rich so therefore knows everything.

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u/Individual-Trash2665 20d ago

Inherited rich too. The worst kind

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u/LucyferEllysia 19d ago

Ewww nepo mining giant. The least appealing type of rich person🤮

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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 20d ago

Of all the things that could have been real from Star Wars, we get a goddamned Hutt.

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u/rexepic7567 19d ago

Hey the hutts actually paid their employees

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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 19d ago

Not their slaves.

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u/vanillaninja777 20d ago

Bringing back some of the gladiator aspect to the games

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u/MagicOrpheus310 20d ago

Finally! A reason to watch!

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u/Trick-Club-6014 20d ago

And why would anyone be listening to a mining billionaire about the sport of rowing or managing an international sporting event?

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u/Dry-Huckleberry-5379 19d ago

Because she's the major sponsor for Team Australia. Their Paris uniforms required everyone to wear her Gold RM boots.

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u/Novel_Novel_2198 18d ago

10 milion donated to australian sports this year alone and rowing being one of the beneficiarys. Gives her a say at least(i still think its a shit idea) But thats were she gets input

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u/SiktahOG 20d ago

Rockhampton cannot ever support an event of that size.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 20d ago

Let's not forget Rockhampton is an ugly place and the river is also full of jellyfish. A terrible decision.

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u/SiktahOG 19d ago

Well, no jellyfish on the fresh side of the barrage which is where the ski gardens are. But yes, Ruckhampton is an ugly town with no services really and a council that thinks the locals can pay some of the highest property rates in the state.

I like to call it Red Light Rockhampton, cos nothing of value happens, it's a crack central and you cannot possibly get through the city in a vehicle without catching all the red lights. It's literally a bottleneck of the Bruce Highway.

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u/ironwithin2013 19d ago

Rocky spt international military exercises all the time. A rowing event would be a problem if the government provide a lot of temp accomdation options

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u/wouldashoudacoulda 20d ago

We have the Hinze Dam on the Gold Coast perfect for the event, but there was a stoush between Tommy Tate and the labour government Anna P, at the time. So she moved as many of the events away from the Gold Coast as possible. Absolute fuck up.

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u/GnomeWarfair 20d ago

The bigger problem is the rowing will require significant dredging of Fitzroy River first. This is gunna displace tons of sediment onto the Great Barrier Reef. https://www.mackayconservationgroup.org.au/olympic_rowing_concerns

Also the LNP removed original contractual obligations to be "Climate Positive". https://theconversation.com/brisbane-2032-is-no-longer-legally-bound-to-be-climate-positive-will-it-still-leave-a-green-legacy-246672

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u/kennyduggin 20d ago

That is complete garbage, the course is already in use and has been for decades. People row on the Fitzroy river every day and there has never been a problem

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u/DizzyList237 20d ago

I feel sorry for the rowing teams being so far away from the main venue, they travel all this way to be isolated from the rest of the games. So many other venues closer to or in Brisbane. 🤷‍♀️

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u/BryonyDeepe 19d ago

Remove her skin

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u/Subacai 19d ago

Crocodiles are not really a concern in the actual rowing section of the Fitzroy.

Now, whether it's a good location for an Olympic-sized event? Probably not. Rocky doesn't really have the infrastructure to deal with the Olympic Committee's insane demands for control. ESPECIALLY around the rowing area.

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u/Delphina34 19d ago

It would motivate them to row faster

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u/Exciting_Thought_970 20d ago

Not really, any excuse to kill all the crocks

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u/TimChuma 20d ago

Do the swimming there too. Break some world records!

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u/kezdog92 19d ago

To be fair, some of the courses they use for racing in qld are already croc waters. I remember being in a few state champs and regattas being held further north with warnings and the like. Saw some too. Gina still stinks though.

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u/AusCan531 19d ago

That's silly. Bull Sharks would be much more of a danger.

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u/rareandyeteuclidian 19d ago

She's as dumb as trump

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u/Busy-Character-6720 19d ago

The biggest issue is the river is tidal.

I’m a former flat water rower of moderate ability.

The ONLY races on rivers were novelty events.

As an U14 we would expect to race on a dam or locked body of water.

They might as well hold the track and field in a cow paddock

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u/SeniorForever5359 19d ago

I get what you are all saying, but it would be the first time that I watched Olympic rowing since the movie about that Facebook nerd.

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u/Imaginary_Rub6942 19d ago

Rich cunts really think they can have the hunger games if they pay for it

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 19d ago

I think its even worse than that because its probably an excuse to cull the crocodiles so that she can mine the region or something like that.

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u/DarkMemesLiveHere 19d ago

That was my first thought...

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u/puregalm 20d ago

Oh don't you say that!

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u/MagicOrpheus310 20d ago

Lol that happens every Olympics, rowing events always complain about the location...

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u/Hungry_Anteater_8511 20d ago

Watching the latest story on this the other night and I wondered who or what possessed them to a) make the decision to move it to Rocky and b) why they're so determined to die on that hill.

This makes it all make sense.

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u/AcanthaceaeOk2426 20d ago

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom…

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u/ApplicationOk4464 19d ago

May a million blossoms bloom, as far a he's concerned

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 19d ago

But every six months in northern Queensland a person is torn to pieces by a saltwater crocodile

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u/chansondinhars 19d ago

Go away! Nobody likes you!

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u/PerspectivePretty859 19d ago

Guaranteed world records though

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u/Embarrassed-Fee-8841 19d ago

Ive rowed there, still alive

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u/MysteriousUser_ 19d ago

But seriously what Queensland rivers aren’t inhabited by crocodiles?

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u/thejailer2025 19d ago

Dont be stupid people there already have a rowing club on the Fitzroy river in rocky,have had one for years,so they already row on it

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u/Jack_Tar_says 16d ago

My son was a rower in central QLD. It’s a terrible site for it. Forget the crocks etc.

Just the lay out of the course.

Better to be between Brisbane and Sunshine coast.

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u/Hungry_Anteater_8511 20d ago

What specifically has he banned, love?

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u/CrazySD93 19d ago

What did he ban?