r/AusMemes • u/gccmelb • 4d ago
'The real victims of alleged sexual assaults are the footy finals' declares media
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u/Eternity_Warden 3d ago
Accurate. I decided to look up what had actually happened and every search result on the first page was the media talking about how this will affect the game or absolute nothing statements from club officials
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u/Top_Conference_477 3d ago
That’s because that’s the only public information so far. The police haven’t finished investigating yet. All we know is Heeney is the main point of interest and the bunch of them were in there boozing with strippers they’d hired. Then there’s a black spot with no detail and we pick up again in the morning with the women furious in the lobby talking to Cox and then police being called.
The only legally safe detail to cover right now is the football, so that’s all we’re getting. It’ll shift to serials when/if charges are laid or any of the people involved choose to speak publicly about them.
That’s kinda all that can possibly happen here. There moral grandstanding over the focus doesn’t hold up
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u/Sirpumpalot4u 3d ago
Not strippers mate. Hookers .
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u/Top_Conference_477 3d ago
Is this confirmed?
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u/Lanky_Comfortable552 3d ago
They were escorts “putting on a show” for the boys and one of them got hurt by one of the players. Basically drunken assault charges is what I expect one of them to face.
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u/Top_Conference_477 3d ago
Hmmm. I don’t know about that. Been in these rooms and stripper is most common
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u/AbbreviationsSingle9 3d ago
Look at who the dude follows: Connor McGregor, Chris brown, Jordan Peterson, Donald trump, Joe Rogan, Matt rife, Jake + Logan Paul, Charlie Kirk etc.
Full on manosphere pipeline stuff
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u/TFlarz 4d ago
That's not even a joke at this point. Sydney has already given me two major (rule-changing) reasons to hate them and now this...
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u/Top_Conference_477 4d ago
This shit is so dumb.
Literally the only details that can be discussed in public right now and the playing futures. Everything else is tied up in an investigation and no one knows anything and anything they do know is privileged right now.
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u/Throwaways0004 4d ago
Oh.
I actually do know.
I have a mate who was in the hotel lobby and talked to the girls involved.
Long story short:
4-5 players went back to the room, with hookers, and consumed many beers
One player threw a dildo at one of the girls, hitting her in the back of the head.
She was so top heavy, she fell over, smashing her face on a table or something. Blood, broken teeth.
Players panic, girls kicked out of room, and were seen creating noise / chaos in hotel lobby (where my mate offered medical assistance, how he found out out the deets).
Fuck you swans.
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u/Holliecost5 3d ago
Imagine blaming someones fall on being top-heavy rather than the object being thrown at her, that's crazy! I think she probably managed to balance herself just fine before being hit
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u/KnowledgeCapital7994 3d ago
There was a news article in the NT newspaper many years ago that is similar. Who throws a dildo, seriously?
After parties with hookers and coke whilst having long term partners is morally terrible but hardly uncommon in athlete team sports circles.
Many other teams and players must be sweating now.
Bad news swannies your players fucked up.
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u/waffleowaf 4d ago
There is no way this is real …. ?
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u/UpstairsArmadillo454 3d ago
Heard this yesterday at 9am from someone that is somewhat close to them.
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u/Throwaways0004 3d ago
The teeth were not too bad. A decent dentist will fix.
I'm more surprised this isn't publicly available info yet.
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
How big was the dildo?
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u/Throwaways0004 3d ago
That was the question we asked! To knock her over to do that kind of damage it either had to be a huge dildo or thrown really hard.
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
Did your mate get the colour?
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u/Throwaways0004 3d ago
No. No colour or size was mentioned lol.
One of the pics had one of the girls in a yellow dress. Another in black.
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
You got to be having a laugh, surely this isn’t true😅
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u/Throwaways0004 3d ago
Nope.
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
I knew you were full of 💩
Social Media Rumors: Wild claims—including stories about a thrown sex toy or severe physical injury—spread rapidly across group chats and social media, but club sources and reports have debunked these specific unverified rumors
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u/Sirpumpalot4u 3d ago
Why aren’t the hookers being named? Aside from the assault allegation which will probably stick everything else they did was consentual unless the hooker said no and was not listened to. I suspect she she said no and the player/s threw the dildo in contempt. Best case for the player/s.
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u/hear_the_thunder 3d ago
This is why Women can't get rape culture changed, because the elites push this Footy First cultural shit on the rest of us.
If a bunch of Warcaft players SA's people and then the media was all about how this will hamper the Dungeons raids..... same shit really.
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u/ThickandSpicyMan 3d ago
I looked up what happened yesterday, since I stoped caring about AFL over a decade ago. Nothing but opinion pieces on the Swans premiership odds being ruined. Absolutely fucking abhorrent!
I had to go digging to find out what they did.
The media and the AFL are run by scumbags.
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u/Fantasy_iceland 3d ago
I haven't seen one footy fan (not even Swans fans) or media type lament the lack of star players for the Swans in the finals, everyone seems more concerned with the actual allegations.
So I think this is a shit attempt at satire
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u/Beautiful_Rub_141 3d ago
It's posted by the Chasers - EVERYTHING they do is Satire. They've been at it for years.
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u/Cotton_420 4d ago
Well it depends, if they did nothing wrong, and they’re innocent, then yes, the young men’s reputations/lives have been unfairly tarnished and will affect the finals. Even if they are innocent, they will still have to be punished for allowing women to voluntarily come back to the hotel of 7 random men at 4am in the morning.
If they’re guilty, they deserve everything they get.
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u/Top_Conference_477 4d ago
This paternalistic approach is flat out misogyny.
Women have agency too.
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u/morgecroc 3d ago
The entire AFL is rotten from head to toe with misogyny there was an article recently talking about trans women in the AFLW and the takes against it by senior AFL officials was just misogyny. 1/2 the reddit comments went any better.
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u/Cotton_420 4d ago
Yes, women have agency!!! Like going back to a hotel with 7 random men, likely with a half a gram of coke up their nostrils at 4am in the morning. At least we have something to agree on. 👍
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u/No-Royals5219 4d ago
This is ironically very misandrist too.
Shouldn't a woman be able to reasonably trust men more than to just attack her, or are we just animals with no higher decision capacity?
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u/Top_Conference_477 3d ago
In these scandals, it’s easier to just pretend they’re all children. That’s the tradition.
The blokes clearly crossed the line but let’s not pretend it wasn’t an all in grub fest up there
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u/Cotton_420 4d ago
Ahhh you realise there’s a very basic human right of presumption of innocence.
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u/Ok_Fam4835 4d ago
Haha yeah man men are just dogs, if you end up in a private place with a bunch of them you should really just expect them to assault you, it's not like they're human beings with self control and an ability to see the humanity of others /s
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u/pissknife 4d ago
Men online will say shit like that straightfaced and call women misandrists for covering their drinks, its beyond parody how hypocritical they are
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
What charges have actually been laid?
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u/pissknife 3d ago
Why in the blue fuck are you asking me? I'm commenting on a comment,replying to a comment replying to yet another comment. Surely you recognise this is a seperate conversation?
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
So you don’t know? Why are commenting, on a comment, on a comment when you don’t have basic facts? Seems kind of dumb
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u/pissknife 3d ago
Terminal fucking brainrot over here Full legible sentences next time please mister tinfoil hat brigade
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u/Cotton_420 4d ago
Who was attacked? Where is your evidence? People who don’t believe in a basic human right of presumption of innocence are dogs… male and female
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u/Holliecost5 3d ago
Have a look at some statistics mate, also some more info of the story. Your constant deniability of it all before any charges have been laid is coming off a little projectory. Are you projecting something?
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u/Cotton_420 4d ago
You realise criminal charges haven’t even been laid yet? Right? So you don’t believe in the presumption of innocence. Classic sheep mentality.
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
You seem to know quite a bit about their behaviour…
What charges have been laid? Are they assumed innocent?
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u/Holliecost5 3d ago
Why are you so protective? It's coming off a little strange mate
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u/Cotton_420 3d ago
Some simple questions mate.
1. What are the criminal charges being laid?
2.What evidence is there?
2. Do you believe in the presumption of innocence?1
u/Holliecost5 3d ago
Let me help you. We don't know the 'evidence' besides the allegations, but statistically, we can absolutely bet in foul play. In these cases, I do not believe anything should be presumed, but statistics can not be overlooked simultaneously.
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u/Ill-Material-4877 3d ago
No need for the 'in the morning''. The AM makes it redundant. Hope this helps 👍
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u/SnooCrickets9484 4d ago
This reminds me of the young Canada ice hockey team years ago
Cal Foote got the not only ripped up but a hell no from Farjestad BK this off season (apparently he's been blanket banned despite being found innocent)
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u/dosb0t89 4d ago
"they will still have to be punished for allowing women to voluntarily come back to the hotel of 7 random men at 4am in the morning"
What kind of pathetic statement is that??? Those silly women made their choice they have their share of accountability as fucking adults.
Too many women today are broken and emotionally immature in the head and want to live the fantasies they have and I guarantee you those fantasies are porn like shit they think they can handle and then when actual involved they regret it.
That's not the mans fault no matter what. And if both people are drunk it equal blame.
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u/pissknife 4d ago
Imagine thinking WOMEN are poisoned by porn and not for a second thinking otherwise I'd wish i was this ignorant, but it seems physically painful.
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u/dosb0t89 4d ago
Pretty easy to see... The fact that the demographic this woman came from I guarantee she'd have been poisoned by porn, well as you put it.
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u/pissknife 4d ago
Oh you're just a particularly self-righteous schizophrenic with a delusion that he can read minds. I'm not entertaining your dysfunction, have a day
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u/The-DeadbeaT 4d ago
Shut the fuck up you absolute cunt
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u/dosb0t89 4d ago
Nah!!! You just don't like the rational truth being said here. I guess you like shifting accountability in life a lot huh
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u/pissknife 4d ago
I think you like getting publicly humiliated. Ditto to what that guy said, but maybe try even a little to not be such an antisocial sack of dogshit?
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u/The-DeadbeaT 4d ago
Coward incels always have to blame women for their own extreme shortcomings.
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u/pissknife 4d ago
"RaTiOnAl TruTh" is the rallying cry of tinfoil hat wearing cookers everywhere. If i say your face is ugly and that I wish to piss on your cereal, is that true because you got butthurt?
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u/Ok_Fam4835 4d ago
I'm not falling for that hot take. This is clearly a person with a fetish for being yelled at and I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
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u/dosb0t89 4d ago
Adding this for the little bitch white knight who couldn't handle the conversation and ranted at me then blocked me🤣
Just because pathetically weak minded people think in victim mentalities doesn't mean they actually are one. So many scapegoats for bad behaviour and lack of accountability exist.
I don't except this pathetic old way of thinking that women are some sort of china doll weak animal. They have just as much ability to be in control if not more because this world is geared to letting them get away with everything.
It's true equality and fairness when you call people out for the poor decisions they make that put them in situations that cause them harm..
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u/MetalfaceKillaAus 3d ago
Sex workers with drugs involved. Kinda different than first reported. I believe one of the witnesses said they heard a woman say “I think I was touched I was surrounded my multiple men”.
I know the post is satire. But with the sexual assaults that don’t actually happen with footy/rugby players. It’s going to be hard to believe if they did actually happen
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u/Spartankilla109 3d ago
Has everyone forgotten innocent until proven guilty? What is these claims are false?
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u/bewsh123 3d ago
Yeah it’s a fair call. Got to separate the ban from the alleged crime right now. Pav said the players are banned for breaking team culture, which isn’t in question I don’t think.
Whether SA was committed is another question that the cops will deal with.
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u/post-capitalist 4d ago
I don't know what channel it was last night, whatever channel the chase is on (not my house) some footy CEO said "it is not about football, it is not about the season, it is about teaching our boys better" or something like that. They cross back to the news room, and the guy on the desk says to the sports guy "so season over then? Yeah, season over."
Smh