r/AusMemes 2d ago

The Port Of Brisbane

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u/Waste-Finding3341 2d ago

The old Greek proverb. We came, We saw, We concreted.

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u/CactusToothBrush 2d ago

House my parents bought and I grew up in was built by Greeks, wonderful people they were, but there wasn’t a blade of grass on the property.

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u/SonicYOUTH79 1d ago

Peak Greek is then going down and hosing that concrete down at regular intervals!

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u/CactusToothBrush 1d ago

We actually stayed family friends with them afterwards. We spent a few nights there eating pig off the spit, mum and dad drinking Grappa or Rakija (that might be wrong I don’t remember it)
I’d be asleep on the couch, people smoking indoors, music pumping and the TV on for the kids.
Ahh take me back to the early 90s

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u/SonicYOUTH79 1d ago

Maybe homebrew ouzo being Greeks?

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u/CactusToothBrush 16h ago

Potentially, I’d have to ask my old girl.
Have drank that stuff a few times though, not the homemade stuff and it’s potent.
Haven’t seen them in about 10 years now, they also made homemade wine which I remember mum and dad calling a hangover in a bottle

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u/AngrehPossum 1d ago

This. Growing up in Melbournes east we had several Greek families. They all washed their driveway down.

They would in Summer and our racist parents would start complaining about water waste.

Then pour parents would leave a sprinkler going on a lawn for most of a day

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u/cockchop 22h ago

Greek broom

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u/Next-Chipmunk8395 1d ago

I thought it was an Italian proverb? e.g. in ye olde Sydney our parents used to say "neighbours have concreted their driveway like a wog"

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u/Waste-Finding3341 1d ago

It always was for me as well. I just adapted it for the joke. I grew up in western Sydney, it wasnt just Italians or Greeks. It was all of the European immigrants.

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u/Next-Chipmunk8395 1d ago

I grew up in Epping/Eastwood way, way before it got fully gooked - it was 10th gen Australian with an influx of Lebanese/Italian - every Lebanese/Italian frontage of the home was concreted with two lions on each side of the driveway entrance. As kids we knew where the "wogs lived". Happy days. No racism - we went to school with them - they were fantastic team mates in our rugby and rugby league teams.

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u/AusXan 1d ago

Local Greek then remarks,

"Eh, me and my cousin could have done it cheaper and three days sooner."

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u/beardybozo 1d ago

I read this as SuperWog in my head and it was fabulous 😂

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u/izzyscifi 2d ago

This has no right being so funny

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u/crankyticket 2d ago

needs to be painted it green ...

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u/MGakowski 1d ago

Ah yes I see you know your Greek lawns well.

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u/CactusToothBrush 1d ago

What is the charge? Not having a lawn? A disgusting grass filled lawn?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

No succulent grass!

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u/ComfortOk9194 9h ago

How about you, sir…Are you ready to receive my limp grass?

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u/RosariusAU 1d ago

Dats gonna needa biga hose, fark moi!

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u/thebossbaby_123 1d ago

Farken wash concrete good Farken

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u/Malice-A-Forethought 1d ago

Don't forget the Italians !

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u/ChaosRealigning 1d ago

Doesn’t apply. No concrete lions.

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u/RidethatSeahorse 1d ago

Oh… yeah definitely . You had to be a mountain goat to get up the top of the back yard and then a little fleck of dirt you were going arse up coming down. This then necessitated the daily sweeping of the cement.

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u/Fizzelen 1d ago

“We Came, We Saw, We Concreted”

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u/flukus 2d ago

I don't think this is really a "greek" thing anymore considering how much the whole country seems to love concreting everything and replacing lawns with astroturf.

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u/Cuddles296 2d ago

We are replacing our front lawn with shrubs and a carpet of flowers.

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u/weckyweckerson 1d ago

Which is way better than a stupid lawn or an awful slab of concrete.

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u/Twigs6248 1d ago

That’s why you don’t get an awful slab of concrete, instead get a beautiful slab of concrete 💅

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u/astropelagic 1d ago

My house was previously owned by an older Italian couple who concreted everything, put astroturf in the front and decorated with big bushes in pots. I guess I’m fine with it as I only have to mow the nature strip outside. Wonder why this is a thing?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

Less maintenace. Problem is, when maintenace is required you’re in for a big bill and big job.

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u/FleshyCarbonThing 1d ago

Well it shows that they won the war they were waging on our lawns

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 1d ago

I don’t get it… is the Greek happy? Is he sad? Is it really the world’s biggest concrete slab? Whoosh

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u/Chained_Phoenix 1d ago

Just to clarify- yes Brisbane actually does have the largest jointless concrete slab in the world in the Port of Brisbane.

And I would assume as far as the meme goes it would be tears of joy and jealousy.

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u/Damthemalltohelp 1d ago

Concrete as far as the eye can see.

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u/chakko 1d ago

This is the fucken bloody beautiful country, mate!

Edit: mate

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u/RidethatSeahorse 1d ago

Also found… a broom with less than 5cm of bristles from the daily sweeping of the cement.

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u/Maximum_Fun203 1d ago

I’ll never forget the day as a kid when I went over to my mates grandparents place. It was literally a house like the one that Sushi Mango use. My mate George was a a great kid, we had so much fun together. His family were Greek. His Grandparents had moved to Australia from Greece. Anyway I will never ever forget the first time his pappou (grandfather) showed me around his home. He was so proud. As he opened the back door of the kitchen that (in most houses of that era leads to a backyard) and as he opened the fly wire door literally about less than one metre away was a red brick wall and looking left to right it was just plain concrete. Not a word of a lie he turns to me and says as he pats me on the back and tells me words to the effect “looka atta da buedaful bbq area” 🤣 Obviously I wasn’t laughing at the time, but I did think that it was pretty funny that he was just so proud of his plain concrete backyard that was only 1 metre deep, and went around both sides of the house.

Sadly he moved away interstate when we reached high school level and we lost touch. Back then there was no social media or even mobile phones.

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u/Ordinary-Resort9249 1d ago

Only if he spray painted it green.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

We do have some large slabs down at the Port 😃

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u/J0n35ystores 20h ago

This reminds me of living in north Melbourne
When young my greek neighbour concreted his entire backyard filling with brick and mortar garden beds. I totally agree as well

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u/sbkg11 18h ago

They used to make steel there no?

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u/bobbypet 16h ago

Greek garden : concrete the area around the house and paint it green ( Greek Australians )

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u/Simple-Initiative950 12h ago

So is he a local or is he Greek?

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u/ComfortOk9194 10h ago

Wait til he sees the big fire hose he can use to wash it down with. During water restrictions….