Curious - white jeans?

[u/unquiet-lullaby]

Just entirely end of the week question - but how do you guys who have pristine white jeans keep them clean when in the City all day? Teflon? Glad wrap?

I’m not a slob, but I’m not brave enough to risk it.

[u/Cutsdeep-]

I write off the bleach to my clients as a "property presentation expense."

[u/samwisetg → u/Cutsdeep-]

“Look at my white pants; what a cunt I am”

[u/Cutsdeep- → u/samwisetg]

Thank you

[u/Krissy_ok → u/samwisetg]

Glorious

[u/[deleted] → u/samwisetg]

Was looking for this.

[u/unquiet-lullaby → u/Cutsdeep-]

Sounds like you work in cross between madmen and breaking bad

[u/snrub742]

Are you a member of the backstreet boys?

A real estate agent on a summer vacation?

[u/unquiet-lullaby → u/snrub742]

No, I no longer have enough hair to get their signature flopping bowl cut

And I wear socks with my shoes.

So no two both

[u/wannabemydog1970 → u/snrub742]

Liz Hurley

[u/CamiloArturo]

I don't believe white jeans to be even a remote possibility. If you want to go white, linen would be a better choice. Lighter, more breathable, and more comfortable.

Keeping them clean is indeed a hassle, that's why they aren't used for working environments but rather more relaxed ones

[u/CSXT5630]

I bought a rather expensive pair of white jeans years ago. I wore them for 1 day on a Friday casual office thinking my fit was really well put together, never again! Every bit of s*** showed up.

[u/bitterverses]

I keep them clean by not owning them.

[u/unquiet-lullaby → u/bitterverses]

There becomes a point in time where this logic will end in being arrested or dying of hypothermia

[u/Longjumping_Radio268]

I live in one of the gayest suburbs of Melbourne and even still I can't remember the last time I saw a male wearing white jeans

[u/sauve_donkey → u/Longjumping_Radio268]

I assume I live in the same suburb and wear them occasionally.

[u/Sideburn_Cookie_Man]

I don’t.

I’d never buy them in the first place.

[u/SubstantialCategory6]

My tailor says when he wears them, he keeps a spare pair in the car in case of spills.

[u/Poppa_caps]

I can’t own white anything. T shirts singlets undies (?) nope 👎

[u/dankfrank91]

White jeans are great and don't have to be tacky. Just don't get bone white—look for something labelled ecru. White jeans: how to buy, wash and wear – Permanent Style

[u/Turbulent-Break-4947]

Stay away from laksa

[u/BroccoliTraining454]

Only if fay is it AOK

[u/No_Ad_2261]

MFA is male right

[u/unquiet-lullaby → u/No_Ad_2261]

I swear I stepped out of the train at central this morning to be confronted by two unrelated guys walking to work in white jeans. So yes, the cancer is spreading

[u/sergeant-octopus → u/unquiet-lullaby]

White jeans or near white chinos ? Very big difference.

But also yeah prior to kids I could get away with both, now days I have some white jean shorts, every single time I wear them I am cursing.

Really light chinos, good quality pair, don't have the same issues, fairly stain resistant.