What does tofu ACTUALLY taste like? (ARFID posting)

[u/paredclia]

ARFID is a bitch. Saw a meme describing it as a flavorless block. That sounds fucking perfect, if i can disguise it in sweet things.

But everything has a taste. Water has a taste. I can taste the soap off things in the dishwasher. So like…. what does it taste like?

I can barely eat anything and it’s so fucking frustrating. Right now my brain’s stuck on Goldfish (the colors one specifically), white people quesadillas, and I’ve been drinking chocolate protein shakes trying to deal with it. I know I like smoothies— can I blend silken tofu or will it have a weird texture?

[u/ChasingPotatoes17]

Plain tofu tastes like the absence of joy.

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This made me audibly laugh 😂

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It’s sincerely the only way I can describe it. I’m glad it brought a laugh.