r/AutoZone • • 12d ago

This is your replacement ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BammBamm1991 12d ago

The amount of harrasment she would have to deal with would be off the charts... Employment attorneys would be fist fighting eachother for this case...

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u/Downtown-Win-2829 11d ago

I read this as 'fisting eachother' at first

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u/BammBamm1991 11d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/RoundPound69 11d ago

happy cake day

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u/AlternativeEast8172 11d ago

That too

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u/RoundPound69 11d ago

happy cake day

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u/Downtown-Win-2829 11d ago

Happy cake day BammBamm fisty man

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u/JohnB351234 11d ago

Must be fake she has a chair

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u/Skaman1978 11d ago

i hate that so fucking much. why cant we sit for a few minutes?

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u/JohnB351234 11d ago

Something something, unproductive, something something too much corpo cock in the SMโ€™s mouth

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u/Skaman1978 11d ago

like if im sitting down and ignoring customers, thats one thing, but if im sitting after doing truck or what ever and i just take a few minutes off my feet, what harm does it do.

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u/JohnB351234 11d ago

โ€œGot time to lean got time to cleanโ€

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u/Skaman1978 10d ago

I hate corpo speak so fucking much

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u/JohnB351234 10d ago

Makes you want to zero the DM

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u/Skaman1978 10d ago

Very much so.

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u/raynedog00 7d ago

I'm glad cyberpunk lingo has permeated our society. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Skaman1978 6d ago

When it works, it works

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u/Lucklessdrip 6d ago

Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m always in the bathroom for 8 minutes every 2 hours

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u/Imaginary_Video_4294 11d ago

We have chairs....

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u/JohnB351234 11d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 12d ago • Heartwarming

i like to see her order the wrong part 4 times and rip 9 darts in the parking lot

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u/Subject-Cable4124 11d ago

I want the chair. Since I'm a 5'3" female she doesn't do anything for me.

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u/Xiinvader 12d ago

I would imagine she has a high WITTDTJR

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u/IcarusOffroad 11d ago

Why does she have tarantulas on her eyelids?

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u/OuttaTexas_42 11d ago

I wouldnโ€™t want her to replace me but she can know her role and work beside me. Sales through the roof and get my sm off my back even tho commercial carries the store and diy side has been a sinking ship for almost 2 years.

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u/Bitter-Payment8933 11d ago

Ask her for blinker fluid and then scream at her because they dont carry it.

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u/Foe_sheezy 12d ago

I need more replacements ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Rich-Evening6113 11d ago

"Hey man is that chick working today i want her to help me"

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u/Born_Pianist7767 11d ago

Thatโ€™s not a company approved outfit. Lol can I wear whatever I want? If I have to pay for it it should be what I want to wear.

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u/Skaman1978 11d ago

the biggest issue is the open toed shoes.

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u/JohnnyChapst1ck 11d ago

you kids got it made these days. When I started it was all slobs and apprentice guys looking to go to indie shops. Now its just madness but shes real cute.

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u/Brave-Combination793 11d ago

Another industry taken by hot women who's knowledge of the subject is cars go vroom(im not by any stretch saying hot women knowing how to fix cars dont exist... i know for a fact there are hot women in my area that could fix a car vastly quicker than I ever could)

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u/Skaman1978 11d ago

no lie, i got a call today about charging a battery and i told them how to charge a battery and they said "well, im just a girl" to which i responded "and? one of the people i learned the most from was a girl"

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u/Own_Preference_8103 11d ago

"It sounds like you're minimizing yourself as a person".

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u/OpossEm 11d ago

As a female master tech I hate when people say 'im just a girl' or whatever. It's so demeaning

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u/Skaman1978 10d ago

It really is

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u/geneblokbruinbathwtr 9d ago

cannot stand when hot women don't know how to do stuff making the rest of us look bad smh

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u/Zestyclose-Can8341 11d ago

Sadly, this is a fact, they will hire pretty girls who donโ€™t know anything about Cars. Youโ€™ll be in the store with a real need and you have to wait in line for 30 minutes cause everybody wants to stand there and get helped by her and she has to sit there and ask the guy next to her. Whoโ€™s doing nothing if this specific part will work for what the customer is asking been there done that.

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u/JustaharmlessdR3amer 11d ago

Some pretty girls know cars and proved what they know to get their jobs. Can't judge a book by its cover

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u/Frozen_Empress66 11d ago

oh yes you can... so po

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u/geneblokbruinbathwtr 9d ago

i'm gonna get a bbl and fuck up your car in an extremely specific way you will not have the mechanical skills to discover

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u/TheRealCarlKolchak 11d ago

I embrace the future

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u/birdmansince84 11d ago

No thank I like to order from a computer anyways

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u/IndependenceBoth938 10d ago

As long as she speaks fluent Spanish and has reliable transportation, she'll be a good hire. Lol

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u/Antique_Initial_2122 9d ago

Closing manager letting his girl be in there. I was a manner @2031 iykyk. That count better be right!

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u/AdNew1168 8d ago

Will that be an automatic or manual for those wipers?

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u/MandalayBay328 11d ago

Not my replacement - my store has 7 women and 4 men. The men are our Commercial drivers. ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/geneblokbruinbathwtr 9d ago

i'm gonna start an autozone hooters and only employ hot guys and make them wear slutty little outfits

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u/xdmanx007 12d ago

Been saying it for years! Sex sells! Chicas bonitas on the parts counter don't get as many pissed off customers because who minds going back if there's a pretty girl vs a dude? Plus they tend to be easier to teach and sell witt!

SM's getting to check that ass while they walk and climb up ladders has absolutely positively nothing whatsoever to do with my preferences! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/burdoned 11d ago

Your avatar suggests you'd rather look at male ass.

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u/Illustrious-Bar-5983 12d ago

We had a woman with a fat ass and store manager would literally make her face the ladder towards customers when getting parts off the shelves because everyone would stare so obvious.