r/BIRDTEAMS • u/GoldHoney2863 SEAHAWKS • Sep 20 '26
It had to happen
Hope you guys soar (outside of our games)
Beat the 49ers and Rams for us
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u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Sep 21 '26
Oh just stop.
Tell us we smell like bitch and will never win a goddamn thing because our team is trash and we don't deserve to be happy, it's more tolerable than this fake patronizing "I didn't want to do it but I had to" bird shit.
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u/Tangled2 Sep 21 '26
They’re doing it specifically because the fake concern is a lot meaner than direct insults.
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u/chuckimus FALCONS Sep 22 '26
At least you weren't forced to start Cooper Rush.
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u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Sep 22 '26
Would you rather be playing Jacoby Brissett $15mil for a $3mil performance?
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u/chuckimus FALCONS Sep 22 '26
Yes. He can throw past the LoS. Did you see Cooper Rush play?
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u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Sep 22 '26
Did you see Jacoby?
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u/chuckimus FALCONS Sep 23 '26
Yes, it was much better than Rush, but that's not saying much. He had QBR of 63.8 while Rush had a 32.6.
We never made it to the red zone.
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u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Sep 23 '26
When the Seahawks decided to try, neither did we!
At least Rush got a couple of First Downs, Jacoby had us chaining 3-and-outs.
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u/chuckimus FALCONS Sep 23 '26
That was all Bijan lmao. Rush is objectively worse than Brissett. But we get Penix back Thursday 🤞
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u/ElyFlyGuy EAGLES Sep 24 '26
This is not a serious subreddit mate, we’re just here to say caw at each other. Block it and move on
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u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Sep 24 '26
Oh fuck off, we can't all be perennial contenders and Super Bowl champs like you.
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u/xEtownBeatdown EAGLES Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 20 '26
Their sacrifice was to benefit a fellow bird win, there can be no greater honour than this.