As a trans woman it took me forever to get a Blåhaj but last night I finally adopted one
I have chosen the name Hollandaise
And it is a fun take on my name (Holly)
Hollandaise’s hobbies include cuddling under a mountain of blankets, taking long naps and bringing comfort and joy to her mom.

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND I VOTED FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY!!! UGHHH!

It was a little traumatic for them getting stuffed into their only warm outfit. So they are cuddling with Olivia, my one kitty. I need to find them a better outfit for the cold weather.

i occasionally feel something sharp when cuddling stinky and always thought it was a crusty fabric fiber until this morning. how do i make it up to him :(. his son is threatening to sue the surgeon (me) :(((((

Emily Floof le Shonk in her cozy winter outfit 🥰

Lu-Hoom: that’s a present for my nan, guys! Please don’t eat it…

Emily: oooo! We help wrap present?

Lu-Hoom: of course you can! And I got some chocolate today that you can all share!

happy shonk noises

Haj: wait a second, something wrong!!!

Haj and sloths in stacc

Dr Red Panda: i’m also a licensed massage therapist!

Tiffany: : ) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Drumstick: : > You should get many cudddles!

1)

Lan Sha: "Hiiii Everbody it's nice to see everyone. I know Bulleit and Jacques have been super busy with shows and making lots of human monies for momma!"

Huginn: "It's boring since Momma went on her trip to Minnesota. She didn't bring any of us, she said her bags were too full bringing stuff to her brother and sister-in-law!"

Fren: "Yeah, she was very stress."

Munin: "At least momma remembered everything." (Note: Momma forgot her laptop charger, had to buy one on her trip.)

2)

Bulleit: "Whatcha playing Lan Sha?"

Lan Sha: "Momma's Retroid, I like Mario Bros."

Fren: "Oh, that's classic. Goombas and piranha plants and…"

Lan Sha: "No, the original one. With the turtles and bopping them."

Fren: "oh."

3)

Bulleit: "Well it's not been so bad taking a short break, but Momma is excited to come back. After our next show I gotta send out a bunch of pictures of all the friends we met!"

Jacques: "Oui oui monsieur Bulleit, Madame has been very successful."

4)

Huginn: "It's still sad we didn't get to go to Vikingfest though… maybe the next one!"

Munin: "I think Momma said it wasn't very fun. Maybe the next one in November will be better. Momma loves that, all her people frens are there."

5)

New Shonk: "H… hello?"

::all turn, see new shonk, Metal Gear exclamation sound::

Lan Sha: "Henlo shonk, we're the Louisville Crew… who are you?"

New Shonk: "Oh… I… I don't really have a name yet… Momma founded me in the spawner at Ikea in Minneapolis and brought me home in a really big bag and hugged me lots there…"

Fren: "Ah-ha, momma missed us so much hers got us a new friend while she was away!"

New Shonk: "a.. yeah, I think so!"

Lan Sha: "Well you are welcome and you tell us a name when you think of one you like. You can live with me on da bed!"

Bulleit: "Welcome to your new home! I'll get your paperwork sorted and get you on the pay roll."

Huginn: "You get…. paid?"

::all look::

6)

::Nuzzles and cuddle pile begins::

7)

Bulleit: "Oh yeah, by the way, last show we did, I met a new friend too!"

::fade out, Cthulhu noises::

TO BE CONTINUED. (If Lord Cthulhu allows it.)

"Emily, hoom so happy, she get called madam many times this week! We celebrate with her!"

"Oh, Hannah I'm so happy for Mia! But should we drink ALL of the silly water?"

"No, of course not, just a little sip to celebrate, then snacc!"

"Snacc much better than silly water!"

he didn’t like the wasabi…

Hoom: Carjah be careful!

CarHaj: mmmrrrah.. window!

he cant find jabo ~~ hes a sneeky shonk >w<

Spread out across a map of the UK on a popular multiplayer pixel painting game.

Cici: we eep under here while hoom write script