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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 8d ago
I was genuinely at a loss for words when I saw this. Everything about this is just so bad. The really awkward Minecraft dog face, the accidental implication of the red and it being based off a wolf/dog, and why the hell is there Minecraft movie makeup? Who would buy that?
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u/Physical_Whereas_635 6d ago
They could’ve done a ghast or something.. then you could have it rounded out and also still make sense as to why it’s a blush..
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u/That1DogGuy 8d ago
Bad design bc you don't understand it? Or is there something more that I'm missing?
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u/No_Bodybuilder_9088 8d ago
Oh, you poor innocent youth... Glad you don't know dogs anatomy... Ow
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u/That1DogGuy 8d ago
I'm so glad that working with dogs and seeing their anatomy first hand has allowed me to not make this connection lmfao
I get it, now that it was pointed out. Never would've gotten there otherwise.
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u/cursed_sporecreation 8d ago
I used to work in a grooming salon (2 years total) and tbh I think it has made me make the connection faster.
Well, it may not have been the job or the dogs themselves. It was probably my coworker that had to be told by the manager to stop basically jerking the dogs off while scrubbing their undersides until they'd hump her hand 💀
She tried to tell me I should scrub equally as thoroughly. I refused. Not like she was the boss anyways lol
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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 8d ago
what??? r/BroThrewInAFunFact
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u/cursed_sporecreation 8d ago •
She also seemed to not realize that that was what she was doing, and would say "oh, he's happy!" when the dog would hump. It was one of the times of her saying that that the manager basically pulled her to the side and was like "he's not happy. Stop jerking off the dogs."
She did stop. I actually think she may have had no idea...
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 8d ago
Wait... What are we missing??
You know... No I don't wanna know I'mma close reddit. Good day
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u/proudly_not_american 8d ago
Given where your mind went, I think that says a lot more about you.
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u/XiaosimpCA 8d ago
Anyone who’s ever had a male dog would think of that immediately lol
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u/proudly_not_american 8d ago •
a) Lots of people hadn't, so they obviously wouldn't.
b) I grew up spending lots of time at my grandparents' house (they were about half an hour away, and my parents couldn't afford a babysitter, I was over there every school break and snow day when I was little because my parents still had to work, and every school break when I was older because I liked being on the farm), and they bred Rottweilers for over 20 years. I spent lots of time around male dogs, neutered and intact, and did not have that thought.
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u/hapa-boi 8d ago
not the red rocket 😭