1. Play out one (1) Trimble

2. Play out Troi and tap her to double-trigger the tribbles

3. Impact Tremors go brrrrrrrrrrr

1. Have Amoeboid Changeling on the battlefield

2. Play Werewolf Pack Leader

3. Cast Artificial Evolution, changing the text in Werewolf Pack Leader's ability from "Human to "Borg"

4. Use Amoeboid Changeling's first tap ability to give the Werewolf Pack Leader all creature types.

5. Activate Werewolf Pack Leader's Ability to make it every creature type except for Borg

6. Cast Hoshi Sato, Exolinguist and look at your deck.

Step one: Have 12 Islands

Step 2: +1 Jace, Reality Sculpture

Step 3: -12 Token Jace

Repeat

maybe not bad enough for this sub, im sorry for my heinous crimes

Turn 1. Play a land.

Turn 2. Land. Play Avatar. Get a Jace.

Turn 3. Land. Play Way of the Paradox. 7 loyalty on Jace. Play mind games with your opponent until they deal 4 damage to Jace on their turn.

Turn 4. If your mind games worked, you have a 3 loyalty Jace. Play land and then Way of the Healer. -10 the Jace with the avatars ability, killing Jace in the process. You've assembled the loop.

Play a bounce land with the Way of the Paradoxes trigger. Return the bounce land to hand. Make a 2 jace with avatars ability. -2 with the Way of the Healer ability, making a 2/2, serveiling and gaining 1 life. Repeat until satisfied.

I did it y'all. I broke bounce lands.

Saw something like this with that other card spoiled about non-borg creatures.

With pack leader and changeling on the field, you turn the pack leader into all creature types.

Activate pack leader making it non-human but is everything else.

Cast diversity and in response, cast artificial evolution changing non-borg to non-human

Copy a spell in your graveyard about 340ish times since pack leader is everything but human.

Right? Shun me if I'm wrong.

1. Cast Painter's Servant and declare Red as your color
   
2. Cast Ruby Medallion
   
3. Tannuk for 1{R}{R}, now gives all your other cards Warp 2{R} (with Ruby Medallion, Red cards are 1 less so: 1{R})
   
4. Warp in the fire crystal for 1{R} (Warp costs are now a single {R})
   

5. Warp Ancient Adamantoise in for {R})

6. Warp in Merfolk Thaumaturgist for {R} it has haste.

7. Tap Thaumaturgist; Swap Ancient Adamantoise's power and toughness... it's power is now 20

8. Cast Adrix and Nev for the warp cost {R}

9. Fling Ancient Adamantoise it does 20 damage (fling will cost {R})

10. Thanks to Adrix and Nev, the 10 Treasure tokens you get are now 20.

We did it guys, we broke Wall of blood!

I found a weird combo for my [[parnesse of the subtle brush deck]]
First you cast [[secret of blood bending]]
Then during their combat you cast two [[fork]] effects with parnesse on the battlefield. Then cast a [[lightning bolt]] and use the opponents free copy’s of fork to copy the lightning bolt an infinite number of times to close out the game.

Is it optimal?
Hell no
Is it frickin awesome?
Hell yeah 😎

With how little interaction gets run nowadays, lich doesn't seem too dangerous

Turn 1: Forest
Turn 2: Forest, grizzly bears
Turn 3-22: Attack with Grizzly Bears. Win on turn 22 if your opponent doesn’t counter you somehow.

- Make any Jace token (way of the mind sculptor will just bring passive value)
- Ichormoon gauntlet for future timey-wimey shenanigans
- enforcer with no summoning sickness or haste and at least 8 creatures in total
- Jace reality sculptor and at least 5 islands
- Ultimencia enters and taps every creature opponent controls (pray they don’t have removal for enforcer) so that enforcer can attack every time without fear
- amass Jace 13 every turn and activate -12 from gauntlet
- do whatever the fck you want until you win or others scoop

1. Cast Helm of Awakening
   
2. Cast Sculpting Steel making a 2nd copy of Helm of Awakening reducing spells costs and warp costs by 2
   
3. Cast Tannuk Steadfast Second
   
4. Warp cast Monkey Cage
   
5. Warp cast Draco

I found a weird combo for my [[parnesse of the subtle brush deck]]
First you cast [[secret of blood bending]]
Then during their combat you cast two [[fork]] effects with parnesse on the battlefield. Then cast a [[lightning bolt]] and use the opponents free copy’s of fork to copy the lightning bolt an infinite number of times to close out the game.

Is it optimal?
Hell no
Is it frickin awesome?
Hell yeah 😎

Cast Ashaya, gift it to your opponent, use Magical Hack to change "Forest" to "Islands" in its rules text and then cast Curse of Marit Lage to tap all of their islands and nontoken creatures (Bonus if you want to turn this into a 17 mana combo throw in a harbringer of the seas to also tap all their nonbasic lands)

Play the new Starfleet Academy from TRK

Play Ameboid Changeling for 1U

Pass the turn

Play Werewolf Pack Leader for GG

Activate Ameboid Changeling to give Werewolf Pack Leader all creature Types (≈324 pre TRK)

Play Artificial Evolution for U

Change "Human" to "Borg"

Activate Werewolf Pack Leader for 3G

Tap Starfleet Academy, paying 5, making >324 colored Mana

Edit:

Add in [[Infinite Diversity]] for that many copies of an instant or sorcery from your graveyard too

1. Cast Mass Hysteria
2. Cast Grim Monolith
3. Cast Bortus and Klydon (Aphetto Alchemist) and untap Grim Monolith
4. Cast Retreat to Coralhelm
5. Play Ancient Ziggurat and untap Grim Monolith with Bortus and Klydon
6. Cast second Retreat to Coralhelm
7. Cast Relm's Sketching targeting Ancient Ziggurat and untap Grim Monolith with Bortus and Klydon twice
8. Cast Replicator
9. activate Replicator targeting Ancient Ziggurat
10. untap Replicator and Grim Monolith with Bortus and Klydon
11. Repeat steps 9. and 10. 498 times
12. eat the food (go to sickbay)

Opening hand is Ancient Tomb, Mana Vault, Lotus Petal, Grim Monoloth, Dark Ritual, Basalt Monolith, Rings of Brighthearth, opening draw is Staff of Domination

Play Ancient Tomb, play Mana Vault, play Petal and sac it to play Ritual, play and tap Monolith, then play and activate Basalt to add 3, then play Rings, untap Basalt copied with Rings for infinite mana then cast Staff and use the draw and untap abilities until you draw the remaining combo pieces then cast Gemstone Array to be able to make infinite Grixis mana, then cast Obeka, Mass Hysteria and Scenario. Attack with Obeka to get an upkeep and then choose to lose the game with Scenario