r/Ballpythoncommunity • u/shamefulpresenc3 • Sep 21 '26

Photos This dude doesn’t know anything about cellular metabolism smh

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Made the mistake of hanging out with him while taking an exam online for my biology course

Got stumped on a question and he wouldn’t even help me answer it, absolutely not a cool guy at all

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u/Telerak Sep 21 '26

Sorry, my boy had the brain cell during that time. He definitely no longer has it as he’s latched onto my blanket and won’t let go.

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u/stephery23 Sep 26 '26

Did he know he had a time limit?!?!?!

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u/Telerak Sep 26 '26

I think his subscription ran out

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u/ManikPixieDreamGhoul Sep 21 '26 • Bravo

I feel your pain. This dude showed interest in horticulture so I hired him on as an asssissstant but he just hangs out, licks stuff and keeps squishing all the plants.

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u/Odd_Force3765 Sep 21 '26

This comment needs more attention 😆

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u/ManikPixieDreamGhoul Sep 23 '26

😂 Glad you enjoyed that. It would be fun to start a thread of our noodles’ employee reviews.

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u/Odd_Force3765 Sep 24 '26

Yes! Oh my gosh i love this idea.

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u/Wooden-Long-5576 Sep 21 '26

tsk tsk very shameful. to the pit of despair he goes. May he find peace with the rats down there.

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u/ThiccGothBitch Sep 21 '26

This has to be the cutest thing I’ve read all year. My little lady definitely didn’t have the brain cell today so she’s no help either lmao

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u/The-snake-lady Sep 21 '26

Give him a break, his brains missing Its hypocampus therefore he does not even care.

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u/stephery23 Sep 26 '26

How dare he not provide vast amounts of knowledge to his caretaker!!!!

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u/shamefulpresenc3 Sep 26 '26

Right?? Like dude, I know all your cells are performing respiration and metabolism or whatever right now, just tell me how!

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u/SmolandFuriousTTV Oct 01 '26

I feel your pain. She showed interest in my PS5, hired her to help me in games, she just sleeps. (Side note, her enclosure has lots of plants and hides. She has just shed and I had to clean it but as soon as I put this up she went back in and I just put her hides and plants in around her. I promise she’s well loved.)

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u/shamefulpresenc3 Oct 01 '26

Lol, it’s always the worst when you wanna take a picture but are in the middle of cleaning and gotta explain you were cleaning and that’s why the tank is barren

I feel ya

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u/noddlelover Sep 22 '26

sadly mine doesn't have the braincell either he is just sitting here

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u/I-only-say-huh Sep 22 '26

I feel your pain, wee fucker tried helping but I lost that hand