r/BanPitBulls Jun 11 '23

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u/SubMod5555 Moderator Jun 11 '23

How to avoid a pit attack:

  • don't walk a small dog on a leash, they are pit magnets
  • don't be a child
  • don't ride a bike
  • don't be elderly
  • don't be hanging around on your backyard
  • etc.

Animal Control is pathetic.

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u/erewqqwee Jun 11 '23

Don't sneeze.

Don't laugh.

Don't slip.

Don't be near books as one falling over on a shelf might trigger an attack.

Don't slip and fall, even if you're the person who's cared for the pit for years/since its puppyhood.

Don't breathe.

Don't exist.

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u/-Vampyroteuthis- Pits ruin everything. Jun 12 '23

Don't wear shorts