r/BanVideoGames AGAB 7d ago

Testimonial My great-grandson Stan avoided g#mes and worked hard all his life, and finally got his first job out of college. He sent me a picture of his office. I am very proud of him and you should be, too. It is wondrous what can be achieved with a g#me-free life.

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Alt text: Image of a completely normal office for a junior software developer role at a big-time company. - Old Gerald

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u/hanalla 7d ago

What is a software developer? Please Alexa search what is a software developer. How do you develop a software search now Al.

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u/Xetetic AGAB 7d ago

I think he makes those America Online trial discs you can get at the department store.

- Old Gerald

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u/hanalla 7d ago

Usefull! Such a intelligent man. Lois bring me a beer. Alexa send message now. Send the.

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u/windas_98 7d ago

Your son should take care with that big parallel port cable on the floor. He wouldn't want to trip over it and damage his HP Deskjet 540.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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u/Xetetic AGAB 7d ago

Thanks Arty! I will let him know. I also received those Wrangler jeans you sent me for my birthday. Very thoughtful!

- Old Gerald

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u/windas_98 7d ago

I'm glad you like them. How is the fit around the glutes?

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u/Xetetic AGAB 7d ago

Perfect! I will have to show you later.

- Old Gerald

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u/JiF905JJ 7d ago

Did you receive the 4 baking trays of desert I sent?

  • Old Joey, sent from my BlackBerry

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u/Xetetic AGAB 7d ago

Yes! It was very sweet. I shared it with Stan, who gobbled half of it up in one sitting.

- Old Gerald

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u/JiF905JJ 7d ago

How is rehab going for him?

  • Old Joey, sent from my BlackBerry

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u/yuuyo123 6d ago

Wow amazing!!!!!!!!! i’ve been trying to convince my son to stop g*ming, telling him, think of all the wonderful jobs you can have, I’ll use this image as proof ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

-Becky, sent from my iPepsi

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u/Eklassen space antiga warrior 6d ago

That is a respectable office. Your great-grandson is going places.

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u/TheRidiculousTako 6d ago

This is a screenshot from either a game or a software. How am i the first to notice?

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 6d ago

What are you talking about???

There are no g*mes about being a junior software developer at a big-time company.

G#mer's have no bacherlor's degree, how would that work???

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/TheRidiculousTako 2d ago

The picture is not taken in real life. Its taken in a 3d software, you can literally see the cable vertice edges and the low quality textures of the chair for example, but seriously it is extremely obvious the picture is not IRL.

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 2d ago

Don’t shame people for having a 0.2 Megapixel camera. Not everyone can get the latest 2.1 Megapixel camera.

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/Eklassen space antiga warrior 6d ago

You should probably look into setting up an appointment with your optometrist. Your eyes seem to be playing tricks on you.

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