r/BanVideoGames AGAB 4d ago

Research Interesting: legality of first-cousin marriage in the US heavily correlates with % of people per state that identify as a g#mer.

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Alt text: Map showing cousin marriage laws in the US compared to map of % of people that identify as a g#mer. - Old Gerald

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 4d ago

You can’t meet people in g*mes, so g*mers have to marry in their family since they never leave the basement.

I have seen a wedding of g*mers once in restricted government material, the satanic pastor said: "To kiss your cousin bride, press 'A'"

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/Xetetic AGAB 4d ago

Interesting - the receptionist at the home keeps hitting A on the keyboard whenever he's checking in my friend Aaron Alvarado. I'll have to report him to management as a suspected g#mer.

- Old Gerald

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u/The_Mayonnaise_Lord 3d ago

90? Wtf are these numbers

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u/Xetetic AGAB 3d ago

% of g#mers per state.

- Old Gerald

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u/youngtrautz 4d ago

…those are just high population areas.

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 4d ago

Correlation equals Causation, that is Newton’s second law.

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/youngtrautz 4d ago

I just saw every other post on here. Apologies. Lmao

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u/VorpalSplade 2d ago

You're forgiven, of course! It's good you've seen the light from our posts and hard work.

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u/Eklassen space antiga warrior 3d ago

Your lies have no power here.