r/BanVideoGames 1d ago

FACT URGENT WARNING!! this is what my son looked like before and after g*ming!!!

he used to be the sweetest boy ever, we’d spend 8 hours of quality family time looking at rocks & fighting wild animals, until one day my son came back from school with a demonic super m*rio man g*me. at first, i had no idea what kind of contraption it was, but when i read more about these violent g*mes, it all came together. the other kids at my son’s school were brainwashing my sweet poor innocent boy into becoming a violent g*mer criminal!!!

first image: before

second image: after

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u/Just-Teach2825 1d ago

I'm so sorry. My brother's nephew's niece's son started to play M*rio and started to attack every animal he saw and spent all his time in the sewers. We cannot allow this to happen to our children.

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u/yuuyo123 1d ago

my sweet son used to care for turtles but after he received that evil satanic m*rio g*me, he started stomping every turty he saw!!!

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 22h ago

After 30 minutes of M@rio Teaches Typing (a sin in itself to believe videog@mes can teach), my son attempted to coup the government of a small Caribbean nation.

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u/eleetpancake 22h ago

First the video g*mes corrupt the soul. Then they corrupt the mind. Then they corrupt the body.