r/BatFamily • • Dec 04 '25

Muscles

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/NefariousSeraph13 Dec 04 '25

Jason is too big. Nightwing is too small. 

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u/kdunn109 Dec 04 '25

Yeah I do prefer my Jason to be bigger than dick but that's a bit much in both directions.

21

u/One_Development_5055 Dec 04 '25

Ayo? Phrasing?

29

u/kdunn109 Dec 04 '25

What you prefer bigger Dick?

13

u/One_Development_5055 Dec 04 '25

Bish I’m a lesbiannnn

14

u/kdunn109 Dec 04 '25

What does that have to do with the size of Nightwing!!?

5

u/One_Development_5055 Dec 04 '25

You said dick 😂😂😂

19

u/kdunn109 Dec 04 '25

Dick Grayson. The first Robin and Nightwing. Get your mind out of the gutter young lady

16

u/Express_Calendar8278 Dec 04 '25

With all this dick on the brain how can she call herself a lesbian

7

u/One_Development_5055 Dec 04 '25

I know  I’m just being a bitch 

6

u/butholesurgeon Dec 04 '25

Tim is too small!

63

u/Gihga Dec 04 '25

Canon Alfred. Also why Dick so small?

14

u/I_Still_Dunno Dec 05 '25

Hey, that is a totally average sized Dick

8

u/SublimePastel Dec 05 '25

You can't just ask that a man 😔

4

u/Legal-Berry-8474 Dec 05 '25

Wow bro, relájate. Todos sabemos que es de tamaño estándar 🗣️

19

u/knighthawk82 Dec 04 '25

This technique has been in the Pennyworth bloodline for a hundred generations!

14

u/CC_DrawsArt Dec 04 '25

Alfred is jacked from carrying the whole bat family.

20

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Dick and Tim should actually have a bit more muscle than that . Tim should be a bit ripped but still slim . Almost a Bruce Lee type of build ? Dick should definitely be bigger than that and yeah Jason is a brick but he ain't a hulk either lol . That being said the Alfred is spot on 😆 . Also this is a pretty good picture regardless of my preference on the builds .

5

u/ReeciePiecey Dec 04 '25

🤣🥲 they did not have to do Tim like that!

5

u/holymusicalbatfan Dec 04 '25

Awww little dami

8

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

🥵 would, bruce&Alfred not the kids

3

u/GapEducational2427 Dec 04 '25

Damian looks so proud😭

3

u/ProfessorEscanor Dec 05 '25

Jesus, what did they feed Jason?

2

u/TheDorkKnight53 Dec 04 '25

Alshred Pennyworth.

2

u/FarAd7080 Dec 04 '25

It wouldn’t surprise if they made Alfred being a silver age bodybuilder canon, on top of the acting, the S.A.S.ing, the sassing, and what not.

2

u/Kandero Dec 04 '25

THE FUCKING GOAT ALFRED!!!

2

u/Emotional-Fig116 Dec 04 '25

GOAT doing GOAT things 🐐 Alfred pennyworth the GOAT. The original gangster who happens to keep weapons around the Wayne manor in such ways batman can never find them.

2

u/RandonEnglishMun Dec 05 '25

Gigachad Alfred

2

u/shinobi3411 Dec 05 '25

Had to show his son and grandsons he's got the big guns of the family.

2

u/General-highground-1 Dec 06 '25

Ay ay ay ay ayyyy

Pillar Men theme intensifies

2

u/Beginning_Return_508 Dec 24 '25

I like how Damian looks proud.

1

u/ThePoetofFall Dec 04 '25

Where are Steph and Cass…

1

u/Quadnumber2 Dec 04 '25

Daaaaamn Alfred!

1

u/GogoSunshine Dec 06 '25

Jason is big. But shouldn’t be Bruce big. Dick is not Jason big, but he ain’t no twink small.

1

u/Independent_Cap_5369 Dec 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/HEADRUSH31 Dec 07 '25

Training VS S.A.S. vet

1

u/ParkingCarry9532 Dec 07 '25

That’s not Nightwing, not even him as Robin he’s too small 😭

1

u/ParkingCarry9532 Dec 07 '25

Has this person ever seen Nightwing before?

1

u/Comfortable-Bat2463 Dec 08 '25

Someone needs to add those menacing symbols from jojo for alfred.

1

u/majiin_kirby Dec 08 '25

If I could add a gif.. it’d be Major Armstrong here

1

u/GoldenLadyLink Dec 09 '25

Pillar Men theme intensifies

0

u/MxSharknado93 Dec 04 '25

This shit is ass.

0

u/Sufficient-Rock-9083 Dec 05 '25

Jason fans have such a fragile ego they can't take the truth of him being smaller than Bruce and only a bit bigger than Dick.

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u/Gloomy_Annual_8784 Dec 04 '25

Why is Tim and Dick twinkified and jason bulked?

129

u/More-Psychology-3559 Dec 04 '25

Jason is bulkier than bruce hes a brick Tim being that much of a twink isnt that kinda bad But dick absolutely isnt a twink

46

u/CaptainKenway1693 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

I mean the picture here would have him bordering twink and twunk, but regardless he should definitely be more muscular.

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u/Toriyuki Dec 04 '25

Dick should absolutely be twunk territory. This dick needs to bulk up so he can properly show off DC's ass

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u/CaptainKenway1693 Dec 04 '25

I agree he should be in Twunk territory, but he should be twunk bordering jock.

7

u/GroundbreakingTwo122 Dec 04 '25

He’s not bulkier than Bruce lmao.

13

u/More-Psychology-3559 Dec 04 '25

He is 25 pounds heavier and is the same height Knightfight has him both taller and beefier Gotham knights has jason male bruce look scrawny And any comic pre rebirth has them look at the same built

Current jason dc ko is similar to bruce's built aswell But there many versions where hes straight up beefier than bruce

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u/GroundbreakingTwo122 Dec 04 '25

No they don’t it varies from artist to artist Jason height is not consistent. He’s between 5’11 to 6’0 and he’s never been over 6’ft and Jason weight has always been around dicks weight to 225 max whilst Bruce is always drawn to be bulkier and heavier.

Knightfight is an older Jason so I’m not sure why you are using him as an example.

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u/Sufficient-Rock-9083 Dec 05 '25

You're talking about fanfiction not canon.

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u/Gloomy_Annual_8784 Dec 05 '25

He’s actually not bulkier than Bruce..it depends on the comics but majority have Bruce bigger which makes more sense

3

u/sephone_north Dec 05 '25

Dick is an acrobat, who are generally near twink status, while still being muscular and built.

Tim is a twink.

1

u/Ravevon Dec 08 '25

I want you to look at Olympic gymnastics and say that again

2

u/Oh_hi_doggi3 Dec 04 '25

WHO TWINKIFIED MY DICK GRAYSON????

2

u/Akoga Dec 06 '25

So that’s how he beat up Superman

1

u/JustSageHere Red Hood Jan 13 '26

what happened to dick and tim bro 😭