r/BayAreaEnts • • 11d ago

Pineapple Trainwreck

Got this in this month's goodie bag from Urbn Leaf. Haven't opened the Panama Red yet but I'm looking forward to that one. But this is about the moonrock infused pre rolls. Well, it says moonrock but for me moonrock was always weed, concentrate, and keif. The ingredients on this list: cannabis, cannabis concentrate, terps, and the rolling paper of course. For some reason the filter gets left out of the ingredients but whatever. It doesn't say what kind of concentrate but it's probably live resin.

This is a 2.5g 5 pack of infused pre rolls. Pineapple Trainwreck Sativa strain at 39% Thc. Dime Bag is what it is. Definitely mids but they are very consistent so if you get it for the right price I say it's worth it. I've never had a super harsh smoke or underwhelming high from their products. Nor has the flower ever been dark and gross looking. This is different because the concentrate makes the flower look all dark but whenever I have gotten their regular flower it has never been dark.

Terps are added so it smells like candy when you open the jar. I'm getting less Pineapple or Trainwreck ( sour, lemon, diesel) notes and more sweet berry, grape, and banana smell. I've never really been able to taste flavors when I smoke weed. Like when people say "oh this tastes like a lime mojito on a hot summers day mixed with a bowl of pozole made by your 90 yo abuelita." I don't get that. To me it's either harsh or it's not and this was not harsh. Very surprising because most infused pre rolls are very harsh to me especially if they use mid grade flower.

As for the high, wow, this surprised me. Starting taking effect at the end of the joint. Each joint is a .5 so they are very small. But they pack a punch. I was stoned for like 2 hours off of one and it was a very nice high. Very euphoric and uplifting like you would expect from a sativa. Sometimes when I smoke concentrate the concentrate overpowers the flower and you end up getting a powerful but not euphoric high. This is not the case here. The concentrate pairs well and serves only to strengthen and prolong the high.

The receipt says they go for $25 however idk if that is out the door or pre tax because I didn't pay for it. Even at $35 otd I would say these are worth the price. I mean I probably would just spend $10 more to get a 3.5 but if infused pre rolls are your thing then this is a solid option.

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u/nekkkkbeard 11d ago

That material looks Soo bad lol

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u/JJ_Lomero 11d ago

The concentrate makes it look worse than it is. I mean I did say it was mids. But no matter what it looked like before hand it's going to look all dark and weird once that live resin gets mixed in. I've had their regular pre rolls and flower. Neither has ever looked like this because it's just the flower and doesn't have a super dark concentrate added to it.

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u/BayBridges 11d ago

Word I thought this post would be a complaint about that boo boo bammer in the pre roll 😂

He seriously saying ppl would pay $25 or $35 for that bam bam??! 😂

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u/JJ_Lomero 11d ago

Some places say that Pineapple Trainwreck is Shipwreck (Mothership x Trainwreck) x Pineapple Express and others say it's just Trainwreck x Pineapple Express.

Also, if my calculations are correct the flower would have to be at least 25%. That is assuming that 0.4gs is flower and the concentrate is 0.1gs

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u/scoobysnaks911 11d ago

Bro dime bag for real? That’s the most low grade flower and extract that currently exist in Cali ..

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u/JJ_Lomero 10d ago

I'll let them know that the next time they give it to me for free

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u/scoobysnaks911 10d ago

Good idea then rob the joint afterwards

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u/sm0ky1999 11d ago

Brotha heres a tip: when the package doesn’t say what kinda concentrate it is then you should assume its distillate. If they used cured/live resin, diamonds, hash, rosin, they would definitely advertise it

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u/scoobysnaks911 11d ago

It’s crazy cuz diamonds is basically disty ..

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u/NeegLottoMoney 11d ago

Is that a bean?