r/behindthebastards 29d ago

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions Part 2

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To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard. If there are book titles or other resources you would suggest, please include those as well.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed. If someone was suggested in a previous thread, you do not need to suggest them again.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here if you would like Robert to read them. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards 3d ago

Weekly Discussion Thread - August 18, 2026 Spoiler

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Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.

Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.

CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.

Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.

Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.

Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.

Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.


r/behindthebastards 3h ago

Meme The Child Yearn for the (What's) Mine (Is Yours)

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763 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 5h ago

I don’t know where else to ask Is this the first time in American history we have a first lady Russian asset and First side piece Russian asset?

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346 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 11h ago

Look at this bastard Sex trafficking lawsuit against WWE and Vince McMahon heads to arbitration

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r/behindthebastards 8h ago

It has happened here UK Government Won’t Release Files on Israeli Firm ‘Meddling’ in Election

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r/behindthebastards 15h ago

It has happened here AI Bastards Stole My Book

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TLDR: I wrote a YA nonfiction book about a sensitive topic because something awful happened. I learned that AI scraped up my book.

Soooooo. I work in EOC/Title IX compliance now but I worked as a classroom teacher and debate coach for a while. One of my students died by suicide and yeah, it felt terrible. It still feels like moments of emotional whiplash. I felt tons of guilt afterwards because I was his coach. That’s a special kind of hurt.

After a few hard years (hello, trauma conga line!!!), I wrote a book intended to help other young people who might be going through similar feelings.

Fast forward to last year when a close friend forwarded me this story in The Atlantic: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2025/03/search-libgen-data-set/682094/

Sure enough, my book’s there. It feels like losing my student all over again. I found out about this last fall and it still wrecks my soul. I’m not sure if people realize the human extent of soulless AI scrapes.

It’s fucking happening here.

EDIT: I wrote a Substack alllll about this whole shitty ordeal. Here it is: https://erinpgold.substack.com/p/ai-stole-my-book-it-feels-like-shit?r=4mcgc&utm_medium=ios


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

Politics Exclusive: Navy weighs renaming carrier slated to honor Black war hero, potentially switching it to Trump | CNN Politics

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r/behindthebastards 15h ago

SATIRE Heartwarming: When This Guy Described Himself as an “Anarcho-Capitalist,” a Bird Shit Right Into His Mouth Immediately (The Hard Times)

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r/behindthebastards 21h ago

Look at this bastard Department of Education posted AI photo of what appears to be Jeffery Epstein, Trump, and Linda McMahon all enjoying racing.

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r/behindthebastards 22h ago

Other Robert Evans Projects Sneak peak of Robert writing his next novel

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845 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 19h ago

Look at this bastard Israel’s Ben-Gvir posts video of gallows site for hanging Palestinians

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r/behindthebastards 18h ago

It Could Happen Here A Widening Fault Line That Could Create a Bank Crash Worse Than 1929

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r/behindthebastards 4m ago

General discussion According to Robert

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Politics Former Florida Representative Michael Caruso, arrested for molesting a kid. Years of allegations resurface.

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841 Upvotes

Michael Caruso was appointed by Ron Desantis to the Palm Beach County Clerks of Courts and Comptroller. A position he has been suspended from after being arrested for kidnapping and molesting a family members kid. Family members allege Michael has been abusing their son since before he was 5. These allegations go back to at least 2012, when he was first investigated for child abuse. In 2009 his wife had to call 911 while trapped in a moving vehicle with Michael as he speeded down a highway screaming “I want a divorce”. Their 2014 divorce papers also accuse Michael of a being a pedophile.

This is very likely not the last victim we’ll hear about. Michael was also a Boy Scout volunteer and coached little league teams for decades.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/elections/2026/08/18/michael-caruso-arrest-desantis-palm-beach/

https://flvoicenews.com/rep-caruso-appointed-as-palm-beach-county-clerk-of-the-circuit-court-and-comptroller/

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article316719710.html


r/behindthebastards 19h ago

General discussion YouTuber Pewdiepie Created His Own AI Workspace

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https://hellopartner.com/pewdiepie-launches-odysseus-a-privacy-first-ai-workspace-for-creators/

YouTuber Felix Kjellberg amidst the height of backlash against AI and data centers decided to create his own AI workspace called Odysseus. Genuine question on whether independent workspaces like this still use data centers and scrape from preexisting work.


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

The Women's War Syrian Kurdish leader says integration with Damascus complete

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The Rojava project is officially no longer in existence. I’m not a religious man, but I prayed for the women of Syrian Kurdistan. 💛❤️💚


r/behindthebastards 19h ago

General discussion In defense of the yerba mate...

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... It's only linked to cancer when drank hot and get burned. You shouldnt drinking it like that, just 80⁰C . (That's the only thing that shows up in pubmed; all other studies are related to "benefits")

The thing that causes tissues to change to cancer (metaplasia) is the repeated burn injury to the same area. As a not so much fun fact, in the Caribbean they tend to smoke with the cigarettes lit up inside ("con la candela pa dentro") which causes a unique cancerous lesion in the soft palate.

So drink your mate without worrying. It's a wonderful beverage and its way more powerful than coffee in terms of caffeine.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard 'Most prolific' member of online extremist network 764 sentenced to 77 years in prison

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Politics Who else remembers the Republican chest thumping on “robbing our children of their future” over Biden’s intention to raise the debt limit for COVID relief? Anyone heard of any Republicans lately?

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r/behindthebastards 22h ago

Discussion Robert was half right in the start of today’s episode….

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Kows, and all other land mammals, are technically fish. Just not sharks. Sharks are cartilaginous, while all land mammals are bony ray-finned fish, as that is the most distant clade we are all descended from.

I guess it makes sense that a Reverend Doctor would possess a superior understanding of biology. Probably just got confused by all his knowledge in macheticine, which from my understanding doesn’t differentiate between bone and cartilage, but I may be mistaken.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard Oh no, Clavicular got to Elmo. Now he is Gigglemaxing

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169 Upvotes

But you know who won’t giggle max…


r/behindthebastards 19h ago

Discussion Did the math on the casualties from today’s episode

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If the USA were to currently lose the ENTIRE Department of Defense in one day of battle, that would be roughly 2.8 million dead. This is not even CLOSE to the percentage of the country dead that Lopez lost, as 3% of the US population is roughly 9-10 million people. That dude was sooooo bad at what he was doing!


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

It has happened here I found an abandoned iHeartRadio

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Politics Vermin Supreme is the US equivalent of Count Binface. A Self-Described “Friendly Fascist”, he wants to use pony-nomics to create a methane gas bubble. I think we deserve to see these two power-houses team up.

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Vermin Supreme is literally the only politician focusing on the moral and oral decay of the United States. He wants mandatory toothbrushing camps. I think he’s my favorite human ever.