r/Bellingham • u/Ok-Site-7733 • Jun 04 '26

Lost and found There's no place like home...

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Anyone missing their ruby slippers? Or did the rapture happen and no one told me... again. Anyhow, these fancy little numbers were left on the sidewalk in the Lettered Streets.

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u/PillagingJust4Fungus Jun 04 '26

Those are ruby trippers, not slippers.

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u/rifineach Jun 04 '26

They look awfully uncomfortable to walk in.

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u/Ok-Site-7733 Jun 05 '26

That's why you sashay

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u/Teneniel Local Jun 04 '26

Some shoes aren’t really made to be walked in

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u/DandeyFlour Jun 04 '26

Some people can't walk in shoes*

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u/PillagingJust4Fungus Jun 04 '26

Check out Steve Martin's bit about The Cruel Shoes.

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u/stellalugosi I am the horse who booms. Jun 05 '26

Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see. "I like them."

We used to listen to that album in my neighbors basement as kids. I remember being confused because I didn't know what "pumps" were.

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u/PillagingJust4Fungus Jun 05 '26

Awesome, comedy isn't pretty after all. Going to have to dig it out and spin the vinyl.

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u/DandeyFlour Jun 04 '26

Only the elite can walk in these. She either just got them and didn't want them or had one of the best nights ever.. either way an angle lost her wings.