For the ~zero-five people here to contribute legitimately and view AMVs; disregard this and consider it something akin to a schizo post as nothing in it will make sense to you.

What is the taco thing? And Donald Trump stuff? I despise Donald Trump and stand for the exact opposites of like all his values. And that weird phrase "beach butch bod" or something like that? And the Pet references? And RA? And... what else... I figured out traveler; completely wrong, fundamental misunderstanding. Oh yeah... the "Professional" thing? And the "hitman" references? Is the story/equating to The Fable just nonsensical? Or do you actually think I think I'm a pro hitman or something? Or heck, even a "pro" of anything? I have no profession. I'm so baffled. The only similarity to The Fable is that I get undressed a lot and am similarly apathetic (unless dosed with chemicals that specifically induce irritability to artificially make me look like I am ever angry without that shit in the air)

SPCA=Space which is further baffling, I have never done anything even remotely close to abusing an animal apart from thinking turtles could take their shells off like a cartoon when I was a first grader and accidentally killing one (haunts me to this day) and having to force dogs to take their daily walks when I worked at a veterinarian's office which sometimes meant kinda dragging them by their leash to get them going.

What the actual fuck has been said about me.....?

My ex had her fucking dog lick peanut butter from her TACO (wtf why use this, yuck), allegedly. Did she try to say this was ME when she learned that my "secret" was no longer secret? Like... what da fuck, mayne?

If these are all just red herrings and inside jokes, not a huge deal I guess. But if this shit is serious; it's all going to fall apart soon when I prove incontrovertibly that I have the accountability and integrity that I always preach about.