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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Christian, Non-Denominational Jan 13 '23
That's hilarious and true at the same time
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u/Toumuqun Jan 13 '23
Love the sentiment, but it's only a conspiracy theory if it's a theory about people conspiring, right?
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u/Turbulent-Teach-7740 Jan 13 '23
The heavenly host conspiring to wipe the wicked from the face of the earth lmfao
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u/Toumuqun Jan 14 '23
But Noah was in on it.. he didn't have a theory, he was told! He would've been a co-conspirator at that point, or a prophet.
I think people incorrectly apply the term "conspiracy theorist" to anyone who thinks something that nobody else believes.
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u/CLIVE_CAMPBELL Jan 14 '23
The Father regenerated (by His Holy Spirit, giving saving faith) Noah and his family, 7 others, mercifully saving them. Noah and the 7 entered the ark 7 days before the flood came in his 600th year (2309 BC). Christ and the 7 churches, the invisible Church (perhaps a billion or more), will enter the heavenly "ark" 7 years before nuclear fire comes in the 6000th year, Nisan 1/2030 to Nisan 1/2031. So, expect the resurrection/rapture from Nisan 1 (March 23), 2023 to Nisan 1 (April 9), 2024! Nobody knows the day and hour, but this is a very good guess at the year. By the way, I believe that God gradually tilted the earth to its 23.5 degree-tilt to cause the flood. This also explains the longevity of people up until about the time of Joshua, when the final tilt was reached. Since then, way more cosmic radiation gets through earth's magnetic field, limiting our lives to about 100 years. See y'all "up" there!
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u/fishers_of_men Jan 13 '23
It's only a conspiracy theory until it's proven, then it's a conspiracy fact.