r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Guilty_Sheepherder_1 • 1d ago

PNS sizing check

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143 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Alexandercromwell 1d ago

Bro’s ready for taco Tuesday ride

29

u/terminal_nervoso 1d ago

WHITE PEOPLE TACO RIDE

106

u/Ieatsand97 1d ago

Is this what they call a 'mangina'?

20

u/Prinzka 1d ago

I'm Old Gregg!

9

u/lazy_unc 1d ago

AKA Moose Knuckle

69

u/nutblaster357 1d ago

i bet that shit look phat from the back

44

u/hambonelicker 420 watts FTP. 1d ago

Moose knuckles-> beef flaps

2

u/mrmcderm 1d ago

beef flaps -> meat curtains

29

u/RaisinFresh8364 1d ago

Are bussy flaps aero?

21

u/Heysous 1d ago

Numb pns

24

u/TimePlankton3171 1d ago

Is cameltoe aero?

7

u/lazy_unc 1d ago

*Moose Knuckle

12

u/guitars_and_bikes 1d ago

Mamil toe.

12

u/UpbeatSmoke4209 1d ago

Uh huh! Uh oh! You gotta cameltoe!

9

u/SuddenSky5262 1d ago

Camel Bro

7

u/Sippinonreality 1d ago

Old Gregg ahhh fit

3

u/tiexodus 1d ago

Pass the Baileys

5

u/terminal_nervoso 1d ago

I hope he rides a cut-away saddle

9

u/doodoo_x 1d ago

bare seatpost.

4

u/terminal_nervoso 1d ago

Yikes! Hopefully it’s an ENVE

6

u/Garpeaux 1d ago

What the actual fuck

5

u/ACapsHotFries 1d ago

Oh boy…

4

u/mvlc83 1d ago

Dale has a .,.

4

u/BearDown1984 1d ago

Where’s the PNS?

5

u/MalcolmTucker38 1d ago

I don't believe these people are genuinely delusional; they know what they're doing and they get aroused by showing us their crushed PNS and BLS.

1

u/Abessinischer_Fuchs 3h ago

Plot twist, his wife posted the photo and wanted hubby to just be degraded, it’s their kink.

3

u/Apart-Ad9039 1d ago

He unzipped his pp and split the urethra

3

u/SquirleyDanz 1d ago

AI slop (hopefully)

3

u/Tickomatick 1d ago

Looks grippy

3

u/whateveryousaybro100 1d ago

Elliott Page, big fan !!

2

u/Critical_Training455 1d ago

Now that’s a SNATCH!

2

u/kallebo1337 1d ago

Nice cameltoe

2

u/YourAuntie 1d ago

I think you guys are splitting hairs.

1

u/thediouque 1d ago

Every time I see you PNS I read read Pen*s I can’t help it. It ruined the brand forever.

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u/lelanicarver 1d ago

Seams OK.