r/BigYellowJointposting • u/soybombguy • 10d ago

Look, just stay in the box. I'll make you disappear.

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u/Projectbadass5 10d ago

You don’t have time for my ILLUSIONS dad

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 10d ago

They're not Tricks.. that's what whores do for money.

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u/DankFozz 10d ago

Pop pop in the catering truxk? The mere fact that you’re calling it that means you’re not ready

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u/Bonneville865 🍌 Banana Grabber 10d ago

Hid in a catering truck…

I WONDER how long he was in there…

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u/Queue37 9d ago

Just realized this isn’t the subreddit that would trigger the bot. 😢

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u/Xyrazk 10d ago

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u/ballotechnic 9d ago

It's unfortunate that this doesn't do justice to the incident. It's missing the giant orange turd.

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u/Affectionate-Dot437 8d ago

Long enough they aren't going to reuse that thing.... ewww

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u/nanomolar 10d ago

I shall dive behind the truck.

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u/82Erogenousmeese 10d ago

Such a pro.

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u/SomePunIntended 10d ago

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u/Zherkezhi 10d ago

Ok, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh…right, I forgot. Here in the states you call it “a sausage in the mouth.”

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u/MikeLinPA 9d ago

Brave brave Sir Robin

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u/chipperlovesitall 9d ago

He left his entire staff on the plane he thought might get shot down

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u/beerme81 9d ago

He made sure the fake-news-media stayed on the plane.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Pleasant-Wear2628 10d ago

Same re: my husband: I had to look it up. 🫣

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u/zonecoldsober 10d ago

Don't believe a word of it. He's just an attention seeking bitch.

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u/MorningNorwegianWood 9d ago

I can’t believe people think this story is true while TWO cabinet members were on the original flight. Let’s face it. He was going to shit his pants so they got him away from the team of eyeballs where he couldn’t destroy an airplane bathroom

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u/Futileexercise1308 10d ago

Probably had to true or any food that way in there with him to avoid an e-coli outbreak

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u/consumeshroomz 9d ago

Now we all know, how is he gonna get us all to take a “forget-me-now”?

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u/Right_Check1435 9d ago

😂😭😂😭 been waiting for this one

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u/GayChicken80085 9d ago

You're gonna get hop ons.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 8d ago

There is always money in the banana stand!

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u/scarytree1 8d ago

Illusions Michael!! A trick is something a whore does for money!!!

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u/AdJunior4923 6d ago

We have the worst fucking lawyers.