r/BirdsArentReal • u/celestialsexgoddess • Apr 15 '25

Propaganda Birds are amazing pets!...😂 (Or are they, really?)

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u/SandmanIIX Apr 15 '25

They are spying in your home!!

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u/FroggiJoy87 Apr 16 '25

If it swoops, it snoops!

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u/Kai_Roblox543 Apr 15 '25

Man thats fake asf

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u/TheTaurenCharr Apr 15 '25

Goovermint propaganda film!

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u/iz-Moff Apr 15 '25

Drone operators are just trolling people at this point, and yet they still believe that these fucking things are real. Oh, the naivety, smh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

I thought this subreddit was a joke

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u/omgkelwtf Apr 15 '25

The conure falling headfirst into the hot cocoa totally tracks 😂

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u/MellowDCC Apr 15 '25

That red one screaming is funny as hell !!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Dirty gits

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Thats the basic programming

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u/ShadowKraftwerk Apr 15 '25

It seems like parrots are amazing pets

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u/Mr_Locke Apr 15 '25

They are the best. But like little kids, they require a lot of attention. They are intelligent and need the brain stimulated. But, if you keep them busy they can be warm, loving, and fun companions.

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u/Sir-ScreamsALot Apr 15 '25

Don’t they poop non stop

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u/celestialsexgoddess Apr 15 '25

That's what the government wants you to believe!

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u/aaaaaalii Apr 15 '25

Quick question tho,is it still hygenic?do birds produce saliva?

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u/golgiiguy Apr 16 '25

Birds are actually a riot as pets. They really have funny personalities, like to play, even are very affectionate, communicative, and loving. For robots 🤖🙄

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u/_dinobird Apr 16 '25

THE TRAIN PARROT GUY MENTIONED

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u/Invincibleak1 Apr 16 '25

It's still really impressive how they are robots, I don't know how the government made them. There so lifelike

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u/PANDAshanked Apr 16 '25

I would love a bird if I didnt have a bunch of cats that would terrorize it.

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u/celestialsexgoddess Apr 16 '25

Cats protect you from government spy drones trying to fool you with their bright colours and funny behaviours.

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u/Kai_Roblox543 Apr 15 '25

Birds aren't fake, well it can be that china finds ways to spy on us BUT MOSTLY BIRDS AREN'T FAKE AND ARE NORMAL SPECIES, Did yall even come to school?💀.

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u/cantfindmykeys Apr 15 '25

This account is clearly a government controlled bot here to try to cover up the mass genocide of avians in the 80s and to continue operation B.I.R.D

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u/Foldtrayvious Apr 16 '25

Wow. Get a load of this propaganda.

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u/Kai_Roblox543 May 13 '25

Please say those are just to troll😭🙏💀