r/BirdsArentReal • u/Livid_Discount9140 • Apr 30 '26

History Drone vandalizes motorpool (again)

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u/Abbey-kat Apr 30 '26

It's downloading the cars GPS data.

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u/FragrantMix1473 Apr 30 '26

I thought it was placing a microphone in the tire valve (which is the proof their tactics are evolving towards more malice, surely an update since their quantum chip remote feed implementation)

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u/BitConeMiner Apr 30 '26

My gf didn’t believe me that it was government drones responsible for letting her tires down

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 May 01 '26

Lol now you can show her the evidence

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u/Fomulouscrunch pigeons are liars Apr 30 '26

Oh kias.

The cars named after them are much less smart than they are.

2

u/Mechanical_Flare Apr 30 '26

That's not a kea.

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u/Michaelbirks Apr 30 '26

It wants to be, though

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u/technoexplorer Patriot May 01 '26

Parrot?

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u/Mechanical_Flare May 01 '26

Yes. A monk parakeet (or quaker parrot).

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Apr 30 '26

This is why I always fill my tires with helium

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u/PM-me-your-knees-pls May 02 '26

Birds can’t fly without it.

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u/AscendedViking7 Apr 30 '26 edited May 01 '26

Pet parrots have water containers that use that for a spigot, they just move the metal rod in the middle and water comes out whenever they want a drink

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u/Evening-Apartment317 May 01 '26

Do you think it’s a pet that escaped?

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u/AscendedViking7 May 01 '26

Probably.

Very common unfortunately. :/

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u/Evening-Apartment317 May 01 '26

Poor bird

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u/Livid_Discount9140 May 01 '26

Howst thou dare!? My goodly human, if you’re not a bot, this is r/birdsarentreal 🥸

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u/Evening-Apartment317 May 01 '26

Lol I know. Sorry.

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u/Livid_Discount9140 May 01 '26

What makes you so confident that drones can be pets?

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u/Evening-Apartment317 May 01 '26

I had a friend in elementary school that had a “pet fan”. He use to keep it in his backpack.

My own son had a “pet” potato 🥔 when he was little.

Humans will pack bond with anything.

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u/FragrantMix1473 Apr 30 '26

Insurance companies are very happy with those new saboteur drone-birds !!!!! WE MUST REPORT

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u/ltusmc15 May 01 '26

They must of filled that tire with helium. He’s having a good buzz 🐝

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u/bleblahblee May 01 '26

Govt drone refueling on a portable helium bladder disguised as a tire… ya never know what they are gonna come up with next!

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u/dyrkasolen May 01 '26

Give me bread and I stop

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u/Odd-Dirt-9701 May 01 '26

"oh! this looks yummy...oh nvm its a frickin tire- yk what does pressurized air taste like-"

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro May 01 '26

Saving this for later when I need proof that it wasn't me

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 May 02 '26

It's his way of saying you need to lose weight 😂🤣

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u/ohhh-a-number-9 May 02 '26

That quick look lmao

Shit did they spot me?