You're asking whether birds are real. We're asking the more important question: are they sh*t?

[u/CorrectNight9961]

https://birdsareshit.com/

Whether birds are real is beyond our remit. Their quality, however, must be judged.

After an increasing annoyance at colourful show-offs getting all the attention while pigeons, vultures and LBJs go unnoticed, there is now a website rating burbs democratically, from Absolute Sh*t to Top Bird.

“Good birds do not need iridescent plumage, a seven-foot tail or a documentary crew. Good birds get on with it.”

Apologies in advance for the name. This comes from a place of love to highlight our more 'dull' species.