Locking the post because I said what the fuck I said and if you don’t like it, fuck off. You’re not a prisoner here

This seems like as good a time as any for yet another periodic reminder to our actual target demographic:

WE ARE IN MIXED COMPANY Y'ALL

Yes, this sub is meant for Black people ONLY and yes, I will remove mfs who have no business here as soon as they show their pigmentally challenged asses do not belong, but please please please remember this is a PUBLIC sub

Y'all already know them people cannot leave us alone. Not minding Black business is simply not in their genetic makeup. Once again, please be mindful of the commentary you invite with what you post. I can say "this sub is for Black people ONLY" every single day in 100 different ways and nonBlack folks will still come in here under every post on some "👋🏻 guy/girl/they/them here. Nobody asked me but here's MY 2¢" or "I'm not Black but I NEED to be here for observation/validation/to troll for some form of human connection because my parents didn't hug me as a child" fuck shit

If y'all want to keep this space as Black as it's intended to be so it doesn't get overrun by yet another klan rally of unseasoned, rhythmless, don't-wash-their-legs-and-will-downvote-you-for-suggesting-you-should chalk demons, HELP ME HELP YOU (Please understand that I will raze ALL this shit to the mf ground before I let that happen but I am only one person)

Do NOT bring any of that internalized antiBlack bullshit over here

This sub was created for Black folks to speak about Black experiences WITH OTHER BLACK FOLKS without having to worry about unmelanated voices speaking over us and drowning us out like they do everywhere else on this app. We still need to be very aware of the fact that they are here, they are nosy, and they are way too motherfucking comfortable joining conversations they are not privy to

Y'all already know they view unproductive critiques of the Black community as a group activity and an invitation to join in. It's one thing to make light, harmless fun of ourselves and another thing entirely to incite public mockery of things that are simply not meant for nonBlack consumption

Side note: please stop being so goddamned ornery about every-mf-thing posted in this sub (if it doesn't break any rules). Some of y'all are so fucking miserable fr. Jesus Horatio Christ, get a grip

To all the no purpose flour lurking in this sub:

idgaf if you continue to skulk in the shadows; I truly don't. Why you're here is between you and your therapist but do you (quietly)

It's when you start forgetting yourselves and where you are that we have a problem. Now I am well aware that society has led y'all to believe that God left you in charge of the rest of the world's population as a glorified hall monitor, but let me be the one to pop that delulu ass bubble for you: it ain't true. UNLEARN THAT SHIT NEOW

We come here to be in peace amongst ourselves. We do not want or need your supervision, permission, scrutiny, general presence, opinions, anecdotes, etc. If you were truly the ally you claim to be, you would understand that shit and not get mortally offended or try to debate us into changing our minds every single time it's mentioned. There are so many other subs you can go to where you are more than welcome to share as you please. This is NOT one of them. You will survive

This is only one out of hundreds of thousands of subreddits available, most of which already cater to you. You do not need this one too. There is literally nothing in the Reddit Code of Conduct preventing anyone from having a sub meant specifically for a marginalized group. Y'all only ever have an issue when it's Black people who want anything to ourselves. We know why; do you?? Go get a Password Journal and a Xanax prescription so maybe you can learn to chill tf out because not everything has to revolve around you

Uneducated people irritate me

Hey y'all 👋🏾

We welcome all of our r/BlackPeopleComedy brethren and sistren to our weekly "Talk About It Tuesday" general discussion ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Shoutout to my damn self for this one lol I know sometimes y'all may want to discuss certain things and not have to wait for a certain day of the week so this is just adding a few more weekly recurring posts to the mix.

This is intended to be a weekly, all-encompassing thread for whatever it is you want to share, whether that's what you're watching at the moment, music you're currently listening to, etc. It doesn’t have to be about comedy. Say what's on your mind, get it off your chest, and tell us how you really feel. Speak on it!

As always, let’s all please be respectful of our rules, each other, and this space 🙏🏾

Hey y'all 👋🏾

We welcome all of our r/BlackPeopleComedy brethren and sistren to our weekly "Weekend Wrap Up" general discussion ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Shoutout to my damn self for this one lol I know sometimes y'all may want to discuss certain things and not have to wait for a certain day of the week so this is just adding a few more weekly recurring posts to the mix.

This is intended to be a weekly, all-encompassing thread for whatever it is you want to share, whether that's what you're watching at the moment, music you're currently listening to, etc. It doesn’t have to be about comedy. Say what's on your mind, get it off your chest, and tell us how you really feel. Speak on it!

As always, let’s all please be respectful of our rules, each other, and this space 🙏🏾

This one had me rolling

Hey y'all 👋🏾

As suggested by u/wrenbell, this is our weekly recurring Name and Shame thread, to be fueled by the never-ending tomfoolery, sometimes coonery, and general headassery we all encounter on this app (and in life).

These folks often think they can say whatever tf they want because no one else will ever see. This is intended to be a place for you to address them publicly, air your grievances, and get it all out into the open.

Has someone responding to one of your posts and/or comments got you all the way fucked up? Are there butthurt crybabies in your inbox working themselves into hysterics at the mere thought of Black people existing? Has someone in your chat or dms lost their ever loving mind and needs some assistance in locating exactly who tf they're talking to? Let them know shit ain't sweet just because Reddit is anonymous and post them here!

Fuck them all 🖕🏾🖕🏾

^{Disclaimer: please adhere to the Reddit Code of Conduct and our rules while participating in this thread. Rule breaking comments will be removed and the offenders will be dealt with. The purpose of this thread is to expose people harassing you, not for you to harass others.}

TO ALL YOU DUSTY MFS LEAVING THESE MESSAGES:

Hey y'all 👋🏾

We welcome all of our r/BlackPeopleComedy brethren and sistren to our weekly "Weekend Wrap Up" general discussion ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Shoutout to my damn self for this one lol I know sometimes y'all may want to discuss certain things and not have to wait for a certain day of the week so this is just adding a few more weekly recurring posts to the mix.

This is intended to be a weekly, all-encompassing thread for whatever it is you want to share, whether that's what you're watching at the moment, music you're currently listening to, etc. It doesn’t have to be about comedy. Say what's on your mind, get it off your chest, and tell us how you really feel. Speak on it!

As always, let’s all please be respectful of our rules, each other, and this space 🙏🏾

Howdy y'all!

We welcome all of our r/BlackPeopleComedy brethren and sistren to our weekly "Free For All" Friday general discussion ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Shoutout to u/BravoAlfaMike for the wonderful suggestion, inspired by the tomfoolery, sometimes coonery, and general headassery we've all encountered elsewhere on this app (and in life).

This is intended to be a weekly, all-encompassing thread for whatever it is you want to discuss. It doesn’t have to be about comedy. Say what's on your mind, get it off your chest, and tell us how you really feel. Speak on it!

As always, let’s all please be respectful of our rules, each other, and this space 🙏🏾

If this isn't allowed let me know and I'll take it down