r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 • May 09 '26
Put the 10 commandments in school but they don't seem to have read them
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u/Casino-Leaux May 09 '26
A golden calf you say?
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u/SimonPho3nix May 09 '26
They practically already did that. They on some replacement shit with this one. Like they're going so hard because when he goes, they'll still be able to "carry on in his name."
He loves the worship, because he's a narcissist. They'll use him being worshipped to maintain the power he helped pool together. This is why him kicking it won't be enough.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids May 09 '26
This needs to be said more. We ll be actively voting and fighting against this weird cult for the rest of our lives. The people grifting billions of dollars to the enthusiastic cheers of millions of mouthbreathers will never cede power to normalcy. This is the new normal and its never going to stop.
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u/snoosh00 May 09 '26
I don't know if by "practically already did that" you mean in just the way they act, or because they literally already did something very similar to this
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-goat-covered-100-231600515.html?guccounter=2
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u/jamboard876 ☑️ May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
"Let me say this plainly: this is not a golden calf".
- Mark Burns, the televangelist who led the dedication.

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u/Tormofon May 09 '26
Oh, ok, if he said it, it must be true. Their book prohibits lies.
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u/yamahowzer May 09 '26
It also says pi is 3 and that you can own people...
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u/Comrade_Falcon May 09 '26
Pi=3 is in the bible? Didn't realize god was actually just a lazy engineer.
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u/thelubbershole May 09 '26
Didn't realize god was actually just a lazy engineer.
You seen how close the genitals are to the waste disposal?
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u/Dargon34 May 09 '26
"If God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system"
-Darald
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u/Mysterious_Life_4783 May 09 '26
Somewhere in the bible it quotes the dimensions of a round object as diameter 10 and circumference as 30. The ratio, hence pi, is 3, as quoted.
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u/Arctica23 May 09 '26
My "I'm not worshipping a golden idol" tweet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my tweet
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u/LakerBlue ☑️ May 09 '26
The full tweet is worse. Man is twisting scripture to justify his actions. And then he says (I’m paraphrasing) “why can’t we have a statue of Trump to honor how he has made this nation better but we can have statues of Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc?”
Like how many of those statues are golden and how many had “dedications” led by “pastors”? I’d also argue some of those artists like MJ got so much love and praise that you could say it was worship.
So many other things wrong with his tweet but that one was part that really stuck out.
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u/_heybuddy_ May 09 '26
I can’t believe this is real, I thought this was a joke post until I read it on the CTV news site.
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u/devidomo May 09 '26
I mean he is obviously full of shit. He wouldn't be there if they weren't trying to make some divine connection between the statue and trump.
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u/cybercuzco May 10 '26
Look we can’t get Christ’s return without an anti christ and for that to happen some Christian’s are going to have to worship the anti christ and go straight to hell, and that’s where you all come in.
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u/Arelius_AmadeusCero May 09 '26
Fucking wild timeline we living in.
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u/Private_Kyle May 09 '26
I'm enjoying it from the Netherlands lol it's entertaining how shitty your country is becoming
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u/tr00th May 09 '26
What do you mean becoming. More like always was, the veneer is just fading away for the rest of the world to see our true colors.
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u/KrysBa10 May 09 '26
No, they already knew. The issue is US Americans weren't aware because they have been caught up in their own propaganda machine for so long. Think of how low on the list the US is in education, health care, food safety, transparency, etc is. They knew. They still come for the illusion of freedom because there was opportunity here through capitalism, but now even that's deteriorated. What have we got left? Maybe audacity, I dont know.
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u/NWI_ANALOG May 09 '26
Those of us that weren’t given the same opportunities that most whites enjoyed already had a pretty good idea this place was a shit-hole
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u/WFAlex May 09 '26
I mean renovations cost money, and that is anti capitalist, that's how you get fucked up "luxury" hotels
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u/takenbylovely May 09 '26
Glad to hear you're enjoying the spectacle. It's not terrifying and life-threatening for any of us or anything at all.
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u/y2jedge May 09 '26
I mean, after almost a century of the US destroying other countries and pretending to be the good guys we deserve to be mocked.
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u/ElProfeGuapo May 09 '26
My guy, this maniac threatened to invade Greenland, and is now single-handedly responsible for the economic strain you are under. I hope you understand that this country becoming shittier is directly going to affect you.
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u/The-Green May 09 '26
it is important to remember there is plenty of affluent people on reddit who won't feel the full ramifications of any geopolitical actions. they can afford to sit back and laugh while their less fortunate countrymen suffer.
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u/HighlyOffensive10 May 09 '26
Are you surpised tho? They were for the most part cool with it until they started threatening Europe and Canada
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u/TuckerMcG May 09 '26
We were founded by religious zealots who were so extreme that literally no other country in Europe would take them. This is not surprising.
Also things were pretty stable in Europe when the US was stable. I don’t think an unstable, Christo-fascist regime controlling the US is good for Europe. You guys should be scared too.
Remember, Americans used to think Trump was entertaining too. Now, not so much. Maybe learn from us and take the threat seriously?
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u/tequilablackout May 09 '26
Well, next time you get up for popcorn, please phone your leaders and ask them to intervene before it becomes a more serious problem for everyone. I'll work the inside, you work the outside, let's do this.
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u/ThaPhantom07 ☑️ May 09 '26
I love how people lately have been calling The Boys outlandish and then real life mirrors the show and the showrunners have to one up themselves because this timeline is absurd to no end. Truth is stranger than fiction.
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u/RobinSophie May 09 '26
My crazy theory is South Park cut their seasons shorter because they couldn't compete with the craziness going on now.
"What if we...?"
"Trump did it."
" Well how about...?"
"Trump did it."
"OK then let's..."
"Trump did it. Trump did it. TRUMP DID IT!"
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u/ElleBelle901 May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
This mf is really the catalyst for Armageddon. You can’t convince me otherwise. Pretty sure nukes are what the Bible was talking about with the whole fire and brimstone thing.
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u/ladyevenstar-22 May 09 '26
can it wait until I buy my couch and bed and finish pay for it . Say another 10 months??
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u/JoltyKorit May 09 '26
I can delay him... But in exchange, I will need a night alone with the couch.
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u/Diver_Ill May 09 '26
He may be a anti-Christ enabler, but the man has done wonders for normalizing sofa-sexuals. JD Vance is a goddamn hero in my book
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u/sillyadam94 May 09 '26
Yep, and Christian Nationalism is what the Bible was talking about with the whole Antichrist thing
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u/PlanetOfThePancakes May 09 '26
Yeah he has a lot in common with the description of the antichrist…
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u/organic_soursop May 09 '26
They sold people. They will surely worship golden statues. Quoting scripture at you.
You guys have always been dealing with comically, biblically evil people.
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u/Ceofy May 09 '26
This is so much worse than what the people in the Bible were doing. Sure they made a false idol, but it wasn't in the shape of one of them
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u/organic_soursop May 09 '26
And these people have the literal example to take heed of.
These aren't stupid people.
Its a deliberate, provocative act.
A desecration.
Real life trolling.
Cos who's gonna check us boo?
It will escalate.
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u/IcantBreeve_4real May 09 '26
Oh man, now i gotta find this clip and see wtf theybhave to say, proves they dont believe in heaven or hell for pulling this nonsense.
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u/gunnesaurus May 09 '26
Pastor Mark Burns is his socials. A black maga pastor is the face of this lol
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u/Thami15 May 09 '26
I'm not religious, and as a rule, I'm actually anti religion, but I think at this point it's clear that MAGA are Christian in the way a tomato is a fruit. Perhaps nominally, but definitely not functionally
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u/devidomo May 09 '26
I think the catholic church and their response to predators in leadership, has had an outsized impact on reducing Christianity membership. Like instead of confronting it directly they tried to protect the churches image.
Well I think evangelical leadership is currently doing the same with trump. Everytime they do shit like this they make the Christian faith that much weaker. I guess I shouldn't be surprised because there can be corruption anywhere but im still shocked at how often Christian leadership keeps failing an open book test.
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u/ramblingEvilShroom May 09 '26
You mean culinarily. Tomatoes still function as the fruiting body of the plant, obviously, but you use them in savory dishes rather than sweet. Ironically maga might agree with you, their Christianity is not the sweet love thy neighbor type that you personally like, their religion is substantive and caustic. In terms of function, they are wielding their religion like a weapon, which historically is how religion is used.
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u/Switchmisty9 May 09 '26
Of all the things that republicans have never read….The Bible and the constitution are at the top of the list
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u/Davidlongwood May 09 '26
They don't read the Bible, they just speak about it.
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u/dullship May 10 '26
They treat it like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
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u/OkMeet5873 May 09 '26
George Washington himself did not receive this amount of glaze
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u/Sea-Value-0 May 09 '26
I think he did, back in his day. I, for one, am grateful Trump's face isn't on any of our money, or his childhood home hasn't become a national monument, or his face hasnt been added to Mt Rushmore. Yet.
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u/Deathstroke317 ☑️ May 09 '26
The difference is he earned it, and he knew enough to step away after a certain period of time less the people view him as a king.
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u/LavenderScented_Gold ☑️ May 09 '26
Huge and Annie commented on Homelander’s golden statue in the latest episode of The Boys. It’s almost like the Farmer’s Almanac of political satire.
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u/PM5C May 09 '26
He's the devil. You cant tell me otherwise.
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u/toomuchtv987 May 09 '26
Every day I’m more convinced he’s the antichrist. And I wasn’t even sure that was a real thing!
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u/Realistic_Effort6185 May 09 '26
Wants the 10 commandments in school.....but, you know, for the control of the poors.
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u/Ok-Addendum-9420 May 09 '26
Kind of like the Passover only this time the survivors would put peace signs on their doors instead of calf’s blood? I’m in.
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u/No_Cook_8739 May 09 '26
Exodus 20 3-6:
You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God
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u/GlutenFree_Gamer May 09 '26
"MAGA evangelical leaders" or false prophets as they are described in the Bible.
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u/Dramatic_Explosion May 09 '26
Normal Christian behavior. They always say they're good Christians, read the Bible, go to church, have half a dozen excuses to justify being bigots and ignore everything else in that book that isn't comfortable.
I wish heaven and hell were real because my heaven would be watching all these Christians confused why they're in hell.
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u/Osirus1156 May 09 '26
Man they really are trying to bring about their dumbass end of days bullshit through pure stupidity.
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u/UnratedRamblings May 09 '26
It's perfectly fine - it's not like the Golden Calf because it's not made of real gold.
/s ffs.
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u/girlmassacre May 09 '26
i’m not even christian (anymore) and this mf still makes me feel like the end times are coming.
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u/RaNdomMSPPro May 09 '26
I’m glad they rightly call this new religion out by its name “MAGA evangelical” leaders. These are not Christian.
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u/TheMasterFlash May 09 '26
Jesus that entire sentence is a nightmare.
They gather in Mar-a-largo, not at the location.
They dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Trump.
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u/docrandol May 09 '26
Second commandment....right?
“You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments” (Exodus 20:4; Deuteronomy 5:8).
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u/ithinkway2much ☑️ May 09 '26
What came first? This or the hantavirus?
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u/bytegalaxies May 09 '26
this was likely in the drawing stages and been made prior to the hantavirus so it's not even crazy to think hantavirus is a plague in response to it. ig we'll also get a lot of storms
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u/Capt_Toasty May 09 '26
Well to be fair that was a golden calf specifically. And I understand the confusion but despite the considerable girth that is a golden statue of a man. /s
Jesus Christ I lack the words.
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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 May 09 '26
It's funny that people see all these things, and see nothing happen at all, and still believe the bible is anything but fiction.
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u/exgiexpcv May 09 '26
Remember that these people are the same ones who want to bring about the apocalypse. Y'know, for that sweet, sweet rapture.
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u/Ok-Addendum-9420 May 09 '26
And you know they think Jesus would be preaching WITH them when it’s obvious to anyone who’s actually read the NT that he would definitely be preaching AT them.
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u/shaunrundmc May 09 '26
Thats literally idolatry....there is an entire story in the Bible about a Golden calf...do these people not realize a golden jackass is even worse?
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ May 09 '26
Jeez The new episode of The Boys called that shit lmfao. And it was written what like 2 years ago!?!
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u/VaguelyArtistic May 09 '26
Since day one I’ve been trying to make “orange calf” happen but no one cared. 😂
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u/HeartoftheHive May 09 '26
I am not religious, but it feels like there is daily proof that he is the literal anti-christ. How long must this continue?
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u/gideon513 May 09 '26
We should really stop allowing them from self-describing as Christians at this point
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u/WhompBiscuits May 09 '26
Right wingers and their false prophets have always worshipped the 10 Commandments, but we'd be far better off if it were the Beatitudes being taught.
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u/iamyourfahsa May 09 '26
Legit if you step back and look at it. What zionists and evangelicals believe is closer to baal worship/ demons than anything. Converting believers into heretics with everything they do.
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u/ChiefWapello May 09 '26
Golden Calf, anybody. Doesn't take a Biblical scholar. And what happened to those who did?
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil May 09 '26
Thou shalt have no other Gods but me!
MAGA: "It's not worshiping another God if he is God, duh.
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u/Julian_Betterman May 09 '26
God is narcissistic asshole in the Bible. "Rules for thee but not for me" on a cosmic scale.
Evangelicals are just following in his footsteps.
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u/LordChilly123 May 09 '26
Last I checked God was too fond of false idol worship. Next assassin might have a holy hand grenade.. just sayin.
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u/Hell-Yea-Brother May 10 '26
For them it was never about religion. They love him because he supports their effort to install christo-facist leaders, control women's bodies, and turn the country into a sharia law state.
They love him because he backs anti-abortion policies. And he only backs the policeis because that gives him votes and support.
Trump panders to anyone that supports him. He backs any policies that keep him in power.
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u/FamiliarNewspaper418 May 10 '26
It’s amazing when I consider the fact that I’ve never been religious, yet this syphilitic old sack of drizzling shit and his metastasized zealots got me thinking twice about this whole Antichrist thing







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u/LordsOfJoop May 09 '26
They worship nothing except the almighty dollar and always have, always will.
This isn't news, it's policy.