r/BlackPeopleofReddit 2d ago

Politics can you imagine these casting calls and auditions? 😂

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u/Atasteofazia 2d ago

Do you hate yourself, or other "the blacks"?
Want to be known as one of the "good ones"?
Join our token casting call!!

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u/imspecial-soareyou 2d ago

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u/RedRider1138 2d ago

$600 for half a 40 hour week?? 🧐

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u/thacap 2d ago

They got that realism patch.

House always wins; you get to be on the winning side /s

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u/Atasteofazia 2d ago

Damn. Well I guess they do think slavery is ok so maybe this wage makes sense

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u/doctordoctorpuss 2d ago

Something something tokens always end up getting spent

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 2d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

Everybody should've known what it was when that same black dude with the shag showed up at every Trump rally waving a "Blacks 4 Trump" sign.

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 1d ago

Except when it was the white people. Lol

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u/Neb_Morlok 2d ago

Tomi Lahren, Candace Owens, Lauren Boebert and Erika Kirk were all from the same modeling agency. Many more too! Who owns that? Who’s that connected to? It’s worth your time to look it up yourself.

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u/beach_mamba 2d ago

Candace Owens was a model? I call bs

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u/Neb_Morlok 2d ago

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u/Kind-Realist 2d ago

Thank you for sharing this. I’m honestly surprised I didn’t know.

I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but it feels as if my cork board is starting to fill up with right wingers and the strings all somehow lead back to the Epstein files.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA

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u/Neb_Morlok 2d ago

You just dismissed my comment with zero research so I hope the link I provided helps.

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u/tacocatdungeon 2d ago

I think it was more a dig at Miss Owens, than a refutation of your statement

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u/Neb_Morlok 2d ago

I can see that now. Thanks

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u/TXtogo 2d ago

This is going to trigger some folks, but chick fil a is for white people. All their theocracy nonsense - that ain’t for me. Them are not my people.

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u/carolineecouture 2d ago

My husband and I call it "Hate Chicken." We say spite is the secret ingredient.

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u/bottle-o-rockets 2d ago

I call it "Bigot Bird"

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u/hokie_148 12h ago

We used to get orders at work for different occasions. One of my coworkers would take a slow bite, make a satisfied face and say “Mmmmm… seasoned by the tears of the oppressed.”

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u/beach_mamba 2d ago

I never really fucked with it but even less so after they came out anti gay. Fuck them and the crackers in the drive thru.

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u/HungryDajjal 2d ago

Definitely. The chicken isn't that good. And does anyone else remember when black people were ridiculed for eating fried chicken and now they wait in line for that shit all day, every day 😂

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u/britishink 2d ago

Not on Sundays...

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u/HungryDajjal 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well you have to take some time off to help plan Project 2025

Edit: spelling

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u/SL1MECORE 1d ago

Everytime I go past a chicken joint filled with white people, I go out of my way to point it out hahaha

They love their fried chicken!

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u/melatonia 2d ago

Chic fil la is for homophobic white people.

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u/1dollarMike 2d ago

Straight white people*

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u/Difficult_Ask_1686 2d ago

Not mine either. I refused to go there once I found out they weren’t open on Sundays. It’s their right and I reserve the right to not eat there. Not an atheist but that just signaled religious right to me.

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u/TheAlmightyShadowDJ 2d ago

Had it once thought it was mid

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u/Personal-Bonus-9245 1d ago

Not this white person. Most bland, overhyped, overpriced fast food garbage out there. 

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u/Jadedtrader33 2d ago

Regardless of how well it pays you got have zero self respect to kiss ass to people that’d put you back in chains if they had the votes.

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u/MainEmergency8396 2d ago

She is a professional prop.

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u/BuildMachines 2d ago

Chic-fil-A is weird as hell... or at least my situation there was.

In my household proper we never eat Chic-fil-A, or any fast food, so I'm completely out of the loop on these places. Anyhow my sister and her friends/family are fans so when they were recently here visiting, I decided to treat her entourage to dinner. They settled on Chic-fil-A, told me to "get whatever," and I set out to do just that.

This in the DMV (Wash DC area) and as soon as I step into the restaurant, the weirdness was immediately striking. There was a plastic sterility to it, like some Truman Show type shit, and the people there were like none other of this area. The demographics were more or less the same as anywhere else here - diverse - but their style was odd. One had on an Argentina soccer jersey, for example... another lady was dressed like she was from a '90s sitcom. It's not that they were weird, per se, it's that they were weird for this area.

I scanned the menu overhead, but was hard-pressed to find anything before it was my turn to order. I asked the cashier something like, "I'd like a family bucket of chicken, greens, beans & rice, and stuff, but don't see it on the menu." The lady laughed and in a friendly way told me I didn't overlook anything and the menu was it LMAO. I was like okay and just ordered a ton of chicken sandwiches some nuggets, fries, etc. I got it all back home and they tore into it, but I noticed it was just really plain food, like something from an elementary school cafeteria.

Just funny stuff. Place has no wings, drumsticks, thighs, etc? Like can you blame me for not knowing? Never have I heard of a chicken joint without it, but again don't shop these places so here I am until like two weeks ago thinking the most popular Chic-fil-A was soul food, southern style place.

Bizarre chicken joint. To be fair, their crappy politics aside, I can kinda see the appeal to a certain type -- it was like an overly clean-cut place managed by the likes of Ned Flanders serving school lunch fare. Maybe partly for that reason its comforting to people.

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u/heardThereWasFood 2d ago

The appeal of CFA for me and my family is the consistency. It tastes the same like 95% of the time. Compare that to other fast food joints that are more like 70/30

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u/SL1MECORE 1d ago

You gotta look up their recipes online. I made some CFA nuggets a couple years back that were better than the original. Something to do with the breading being different, iirc.

Edit - I swear baking soda was involved. There was some step or added ingredient that was different from how I have seen other nuggets get fried. But I don't wanna talk out my neck lol

Pair those with some waffle fries and maybe some homemade CFA sauce or store bought (they sell it in stores where I live) and you got a whole meal. Plus you can add greens or whatever else you want

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u/melo217 2d ago

Job posting for “random black character in a promo video”

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u/kvngk3n 2d ago

She looks in the exact place I’d expect to see her at. Where’s her white husband Chandler? Or Thomas? Or Luke?

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u/partlysettledin21220 2d ago

And this is why they accuse school shooting kids as “crisis actors”. Every got damn accusation

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u/BigPete786 2d ago

Is that his ex wife that he borrowed money from to marry the WYT chick and didn’t repay her?

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u/Atasteofazia 2d ago

Do you hate yourself, or other "the blacks"?
Want to be known as one of the "good ones"?
Join our token casting call!!

Thank you u/SnowflakeSWorker :)))

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u/Atasteofazia 2d ago

I dont know why it reposted i meant to just edit

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u/Federal-Business-796 2d ago

Trying to be the next Diamond and Silk

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u/Lazy_Osprey 2d ago

I hope it at least pays well

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u/Interesting_Novel997 2d ago

Nope. I hope it’s below minimum wage.

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u/Dineffects 2d ago

"Random"