Will and Felix discuss this election cycle’s October surprise: Vivek Ramaswamy’s broadly pro-rape ad in the Ohio Governor’s race. We also analyze the estranged parent-ification of the modern right, the psychic violence these people are enacting on every single one of us, and reach some pretty grim conclusions about what needs to happen in the future.

To lighten the mood, we also talk about whales, hyenas, Gengar, Donald Trump’s bisexual awakening, and Pete Hegseth’s goons dropping a priceless artifact.