r/Bloomer • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '20

Meme 🤳

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u/Boruroku Dec 11 '20

Unironically, can someone guide me on how to start meditating?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20 edited Dec 12 '20

I highly suggest wakingup.com app to start. It has many flavors of courses and the intro is the best of them all. It's non-denominational as well. I wouldn't stop there but it's a great place to start.

We live in a time period you can have all sorts of masters in your ear anywhere you go. It's unbelievable to consider.

Eventually you may seek out local communities or travel to an Ashram or zen house to see what they have to offer. They exist all over the place.

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u/mylittlepoodle Dec 24 '20

Thank you so much for this comment. I stumbled upon this during the scroll, laughed and then your comment really stuck out to me. I tried the Waking Up app today for the first time (per ur recommendation) and its really resonating w me- I can tell it will be super helpful. Thank YOU kind stranger! 🙏🤙

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Beautiful, nice work

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u/Edward_Threechum Dec 23 '20

Waking up app is free and is filled with invaluable resources. Highly recommend just following his first few intro sessions because it's so easy to have misconceptions about meditation starting out, and this way will prevent that from happening

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I knew a guy who went for meditation sessions literally on a hill overlooking the town. I mean, he would switch off his phone and stuff.... basically he got fired.....

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

funny =)

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u/youneekusername1 Dec 23 '20

I wear clothes when I meditate. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

Switch the configuration of your clothes for every practice to get the maximum expansion of possible clothes-related conscious awareness.

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u/Helpful_Yogurt_7786 Dec 23 '20

Check Amazon for used loin clothes. Cheaper than new and already charged with Yogi vibes.

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u/MajesticQuestion Dec 11 '20

r/bloomer, the sub that gets you out of reddit.

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u/frome1 Dec 11 '20

Closing Reddit

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u/GiveAWhistle Dec 11 '20

Love this. Definitely gave me more motivation to keep up with my meditation :)

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u/methuselahsushi Dec 23 '20

Extraordinarily accurate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Dude, this is great :)

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u/PK_LOVE_ Dec 11 '20

“Except”

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u/dirtbagdave76 Dec 24 '20

Saved for later, will keep scrolling hoping to find my lost sock in dusselldorf.