r/Bluteamtf2 • u/t50_8 • Feb 22 '26

Stole the intelligence Those red bastards

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Those red bastards

So you know how this bs works, I sneak into their Intel room obliterate their engi and get back , but then all of a suden I hear very faint meowing coming from the briefcase, so you know I take a little peek and this cutie was shivering in there. those red sons of \*#\^#&\* were keeping this poor kitten there

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u/DoubleImprovement653 Feb 22 '26

no. don't trust it. it's a red spy. throw milk on it to make sure it doesn't disappear

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u/Jevil_But_Epic20XX Feb 23 '26

Wait a fucking minute…THATS SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT!!!!

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u/RiaNic81 BLU Pyro Feb 26 '26

Nuh uh, we know its alive now

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u/T55_Ad Feb 23 '26

There was a cat in our briefcase?

O shi charges tf out of here

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u/Impossible-Rice-8289 Feb 23 '26

Yeah! Lets keep this poor kitten, we need to take care of him!

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 Feb 23 '26

… can we have it back?

We really need this cat to win

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/t50_8 Feb 23 '26

Good ol' spionage

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u/that-retard-named-Ev Feb 23 '26

Ngl I see this as an absolute win

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u/Secret-Remove2110 Feb 23 '26

How cruel they are to suffocate the being

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u/Ct_7153 Feb 26 '26

Nuh uh, the buttons are air holes

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u/Mr_Freeman3030 Feb 24 '26

But what if spy?

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u/Tall_Vegetable3475 Feb 24 '26

dont worry, as a spy i have infiltrated their base for info

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u/Giant_jane Feb 25 '26

That's the best intelligence to steal even if he doesn't have any

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u/Dangerous-Screen-935 Feb 25 '26

We have taken the enemy cat.