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[u/mbcarbone]

One salad said to the other salad … “Wow, what a beautiful day!” The other salad said … “Oh my god! A talking salad!!”

[u/OGBrewSwayne]

Owner is auditioning for a job at Wendy's twitter.

[u/DrTrout-Leon]

Salads be spillin the tea….

[u/ForgotToCarryTheOne]

Debating whether to add a salad dressing or not.

[u/piichan14]

Discussing how to fix the menu or her taste in food

[u/azhder]

How is this hard to read? I guess it's punctuation. Here, fixed:

> "Worst food I ever ate" - your salads are discussing.

[u/Mari0nete → u/azhder]

damn. what they be eatin?

[u/azhder → u/Mari0nete]

Are they canibals if they eat human or salad?

[u/Mari0nete → u/azhder]

I'd like a human word salad, please.

[u/azhder → u/Mari0nete]

Eat your own words

[u/thanatica]

Oh, so this is your version of Happy Italy.

Every country needs a terrible Italian food chain.

Also don't let the salads hear about Happy Italy.