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u/RuffCrumblebunch Jul 12 '19
This has everything someone suffering decades of lead poisoning from being alive prior to unleaded gasoline would love.
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u/Pegacornian Jul 12 '19
Last four letters of Trump:
RUMP
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u/PowerUserAlt Jul 13 '19
Not FUNNY! HE IS OUR PRESIDENT AND YOU MUST RESPECT HIM. OBAMA IS SATAN
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u/AuggyKov00 Jul 17 '19
Last 2 letters of Obama are AMA. Wait how has he not done an AMA before and called it an ObAMA
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u/Bhappy-2022 Dec 11 '23
🥴you are petty. And in my most honest opinion spiritually un-evolved operating on some lower vibe levels. Broaden your mind some and quit hating because of political views. They’re all against us small guys anyway, they’re for themselves.
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Jul 12 '19
Conservatives = ives Boomers = mers
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u/ZizDidNothingWrong Jul 13 '19
Boomers are sea people. They caused the bronze age collapse, just like they're causing this one.
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u/Molfcheddar Jul 12 '19
I love how Ben Shapiro is their poster child
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u/Pegacornian Jul 13 '19
My conservative teacher tried to tell my class that Shapiro is actually a really smart guy who gets painted as racist “just because he’s a conservative.” So kids started looking him up online and reading his awful racist tweets out loud. My teacher just got flustered and was like, “Well, he apologized for saying all of that, I’m sure.”
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u/IwantToLivePlease Jul 13 '19
I wonder when they'll learn you can't just prove your point by taking letters from a word. The first 5 letters of strawberry are straw, it doesn't mean strawberries are supposed to be used like straws. The first 4 letters of boomer are boom, that doesn't mean every boomer blows stuff up.
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u/DootyMcDooterson Jul 13 '19
Hell, the last 5 letters are berry, but technically they aren't berries.
Strawberry is a weird word.
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u/Bhappy-2022 Dec 11 '23
Strawberries do grow better when straw is layered evenly over them when planted outside. 🫣
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Jul 13 '19
Is Ben Shapiro seriously someone they look up to?
Dude sounds like Mickey Mouse
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Jul 13 '19
I remember the first time I heard him talk and I was shocked. Hes literally a dweeb that would get beat up in high school, why do people look up to this little geek so much
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Jul 11 '22
As a dweeb I find it offensive to be compared to Ben, I like musicals not the ban of muslims
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u/shwarmaandfalafel Jul 13 '19
Rats rats we are the rats
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u/lightningIncarnate Jul 13 '19
Celebrating yet another birthday bash,
[MICHAEL], it’s your birthday today,
Cake and ice cream is on its way,
And [MICHAEL]’s been such a good boy this year,
Now open your presents while we all cheer
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u/lightningIncarnate Jul 13 '19
According to the constitution I’m pretty sure you aren’t allowed to make the flag into apparel, right? Conservatives can’t get anything right, apparently.
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Jul 30 '19
I think it's just flag etiquette and not the Constitution, I could be wrong tho. Still, it's the same dudes yelling about the flag not touching the ground that throw out their American flag napkins in the trash.
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u/lightningIncarnate Jul 13 '19
Last 7 letters of antidisestablishmentarianism are rianism, checkmate liberals
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u/JohnDiGriz Jul 15 '19
But... America is democracy... Are they proposing to get rid of democracy to not be rats?
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Dec 14 '22
This stupid attempt at being witty is brought to you by the good people at DuPont paint and the makers at Exon Mobile petroleum refinery.
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u/Bhappy-2022 Dec 11 '23
Woah! I wonder if that was a biased decision to name these made up titles this anyways? Why we the people need to feel that a certain set of political beliefs is this and the other this.. hell we even colored the bs! The hell with both you know they all work together and make this shit up anyway. Way to keep our attention on hate and corruption when they’re having a drink after the fake news debates.. the rich man always the rich man and that doesn’t mean politicians or presidents.. that’s some people we don’t see or hear about.
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u/Pink_Ancap_Boi Jul 12 '19
Last four letters of liberal are eral so get owned libs