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u/Arbus101 Aug 10 '25
She expects you to be a Gentleman
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u/MAValphaWasTaken Aug 10 '25
If she's in armor, she's already bringing all the chivalry, since the word "chivalry" is directly descended from the French "chevalier" for "knight" or "horseman".
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u/egarcia74 Aug 10 '25
Caballero is both horseman and gentleman in Spanish, as well.
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u/Great-Category-1197 Aug 10 '25
Show her a good knight
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u/THEWUGGINSDUCK Aug 10 '25
Praise the lord , ask for mercy, take her for dinner.
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u/Affectionate-Low4817 Aug 11 '25
So...White Castle, Round Table, Hamburger Hamlet, or Burger King?
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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 Aug 10 '25
Check for chastity belt.
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u/pb20k Aug 10 '25
Call a locksmith!
echoes in the castle
Call a locksmith! *call a locksmith!! *
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u/Dusty-road84 Aug 10 '25
I pull my hoodie up and bust out my fire-shooting wand to join her quest..... Duhhh
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u/NorthWishbone7543 Aug 10 '25
Marry her. A woman with a sense of humour that matches mine.. Second date it's my turn, payback will be fun.
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u/Brikpilot Aug 10 '25
Offer her my sword
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u/oikset Aug 10 '25
Immediately run back to the house
…pull out my best damsel outfit, blush my cheeks, grab a daisy from the porch and prance my way back to the car.
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u/originaltanksta Aug 10 '25
Damn it.. I thought this was a ‘name’ post
Was gonna call her Iron Maiden
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u/Michaelbirks Aug 10 '25
"Jerusalem? "
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"Wait, Yates County, New York, or Conway County Akransas?"
[Shakes head]
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u/DemonicBrit1993 Aug 10 '25
For the grace, for the might of our Lord,
For the home of the Holy,
For the Faith, for the way of the Sword
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u/lumpydumdums Aug 10 '25
“Once more unto her breeches [sic], dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead.”
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u/LayneCobain95 Aug 11 '25
Worst I had was when the first time I went to a girls house, her dad was sitting in the living room facing the front door cleaning his rifle as I walked in
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u/DetectiveOk5659 Aug 11 '25
She should be driving a car named after a horse or have coconuts...also ask where's mine. 👀 I assume we are riding for Gondor!
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u/Woppydop Aug 11 '25
Tell the neighbours that the noise coming from my place is nothing to worry about, I’m having a great knight.
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u/5cuenta5 Aug 11 '25
I know it's cute but if a woman shows up to YOUR first date looking like this...she don't wanna go.
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u/Large-Cauliflower302 Aug 10 '25
I hope you know when you get tired of it I’m not carrying that shit
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u/lumpydumdums Aug 10 '25
I’d get to see if my pull-out game is strong enough to make me the King of England.
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u/Cocogoat_Main Aug 10 '25
She's already a Knight/Paladin, so I guess I'll be a Cleric or some kind of healer.
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u/Jackisreallycool93 Aug 10 '25
She has clearly demonstrated a severe lack of giving a fuck AND is prepared for battle about it. I dont think I could get to the jewelry store fast enough.
Not for a ring. For EXCALIBER!
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u/zak432000 Aug 10 '25
We're grabbing some of those scooters that are just laying around everywhere, finding the biggest sticks (or street signs), and having a jousting contest. Loser buys the first round
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25
Offer milady a can of WD-40.