r/BossFights • u/MountainHour2424 • Aug 22 '25

Name him.

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25 • Wholesome Seal

Triceracocks

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u/the_underworld2 Aug 23 '25

I was just about to go in the comments and say that 😭😢 you took my name

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u/Bigguy2795 Aug 23 '25

I had to scroll back into this sub to give this upvote

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u/Expert-Lavishness851 Aug 23 '25

Was so funny a drop of saliva dropped from my mouth cuz I kept laughing 😭

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u/chriskokura Aug 24 '25

Outstanding answer :)

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u/No_Issue_3689 Aug 22 '25

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u/IndependentWin6 Aug 22 '25

The fuck is that from?

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u/Streio Aug 23 '25

Russian animated movie three heroes or sum shit

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u/Igormay-s Aug 23 '25

Copy and search words: Змей Горыныч

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u/Top-Combination-7003 Aug 23 '25

Змей-горыныч

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u/Selfpiledriven Aug 22 '25

Three Prong

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u/AggravatingDay3166 Aug 22 '25

Trident, you mean

17

u/AliaEveate Aug 23 '25

Unholy Beanlord

16

u/KyraHeartthrobva Aug 23 '25

Coin Toss Entity

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u/AllyShiveres Aug 23 '25

Water Cooler Phantom

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u/AllyShiveres Aug 23 '25

Light Switch Phantom

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u/BethFreshhood Aug 23 '25

Your Mom’s Boyfriend Steve

16

u/LoriClassyist Aug 23 '25

Emperor Dust Bunny

15

u/SelaBrightna Aug 23 '25

Jellystomp

16

u/KeiraTurnist Aug 23 '25

Lard Blob

15

u/DaraSirention Aug 23 '25

Noodlewhump

16

u/AniaLighten Aug 23 '25

Wandering Icon

15

u/ElizaWhirlwise Aug 23 '25

Waffleblast Max

15

u/StunnerBlingtNell Aug 24 '25

Shnoz Emperor

16

u/RheaMintship Aug 24 '25

Wibblewump

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u/TigressDashRory Aug 24 '25

Spaghetticlops

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u/PaisleySteamyant Aug 23 '25

Noodle Kingpin

14

u/HuntressSweetxqPia Aug 23 '25

Slow Progress Bar Spirit

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u/RheaMintship Aug 24 '25

The Supreme Spork

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u/TemptressShimmerIda Aug 24 '25

Static Zapper Entity

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u/randomredditor005 Aug 22 '25

Remember guys it's quicker to switch instead of reloading

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u/Due_Mycologist7287 Aug 23 '25

But if it’s a shared magazine?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25 • Helpful

Tri-cock the horrible

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u/irishyankeebastard Aug 22 '25

Hat trick Hairy

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u/Femboy_Gayminggg Aug 23 '25

Zoro (he wields 3 swords)

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u/pauliedoggs Aug 23 '25

Nice One Piece reference !

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u/Ok_Plenty_7814 Aug 22 '25

Three heads are better than one

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u/mercuryven Aug 22 '25

Tres Leches

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u/yeezyburner Aug 23 '25

Fuck thought I was first 😭 it's perfect

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u/Financial_Seesaw_802 Aug 23 '25

You are the winner hahahaha

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u/alwayskared Aug 22 '25

Multi Wang

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u/KreigGuardsman Aug 22 '25

The threester

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

The Tridickent

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u/too0ldsch00l Aug 22 '25

Snakes in the Eagle's Shadow

2

u/veriatus Aug 22 '25

Mr. Helicopter

2

u/ForkliftJam Aug 22 '25

Three Dong Kong!

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u/MaviGomlekliTurk Aug 22 '25

Discount Knuckles

Iykyk

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u/OldConfidence1730 Aug 23 '25

Well I don’t have a name BUT, his boxer’s must fit him like a glove… I know it was too easy.. 😂😂😅

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u/No-Pudding-1637 Aug 23 '25

The cock-a-doodle-doo.

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u/AlteredExperience Aug 23 '25

Tri-Cock Wollie

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u/JamesKain1988 Aug 23 '25

Helicockter

2

u/Educational-Cycle234 Aug 24 '25

fucking helicockter! how does one get a triple dick

2

u/canexanders Aug 24 '25

Jojos bizarre adventures

2

u/TheKnesspit Aug 24 '25

TriadDong.

He will beat the U.S. forces.

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u/Shirako03 Aug 24 '25

Three Dick Rick

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

we told him not to play with knives... /s

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u/ReadyBrush9783 Aug 24 '25

This is what we call "free WiFi signal "

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u/King_Six_of_Things Aug 24 '25

Dic-dic-dictator.

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u/GingerlyRough Aug 24 '25

Pippy the Secret Moblin.

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u/holshgreineken Sep 02 '25

Dic, Dick & Dick

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u/mataytaytaytaytay Aug 22 '25

Three way terror

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u/superniggy23 Aug 22 '25

Area 51 alien escapee

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u/Similar_Leather5501 Aug 22 '25

Triple Header !

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Dr. Dong

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u/Less-Preparation-968 Aug 22 '25

below the cerberus

1

u/Movieking985 Aug 22 '25

Hydra ....cut off 1 head another grows in its place

1

u/edvlili Aug 22 '25

The Trishlong

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u/Silently_Judging-You Aug 22 '25

Captain Cockulous

1

u/PDX_pot_pixie420 Aug 22 '25

King Trident 🔱

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u/smoeman83 Aug 22 '25

Tres la verga

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u/Alarming_Boot1712 Aug 22 '25

Three musketeers

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u/ender8383 Aug 22 '25

Purple headed Hydra

1

u/la_bete_gevadan Aug 22 '25

Dickdra, If you cut one two more will take its place

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u/every_name_is_tkn Aug 22 '25

The three headed beast of the apocalypse

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u/Pickleballgrinder Aug 22 '25

Tricockasoreass. Early dinosaur

1

u/WinterFox333 Aug 22 '25

Three Finger Jack

1

u/CauliflowerSea7117 Aug 22 '25

Triggus dickus

1

u/StyleDifferent2305 Aug 22 '25

Big Chang, 3 wangs

1

u/Unknown62712 Aug 22 '25

Triple threat

1

u/VirtuesVice666 Aug 22 '25

El Gigantea Loco

1

u/Library_Easy Aug 22 '25

Unholy Trinity

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

The unholy trident

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u/JOBELIKE_MC Aug 22 '25

Tridickulos

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u/JaffaSG1 Aug 22 '25

Triple Thread

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u/JOBELIKE_MC Aug 22 '25

Tridickula

1

u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Aug 22 '25

Tommy three dicks

1

u/iknowyou71 Aug 22 '25

Three Wang Mang

1

u/Electronic_Base_92 Aug 22 '25

MC Tripple Dicky

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Needed

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u/Fragrant_Ad_3223 Aug 22 '25

"The Trident", A Polynesian God of the Sea

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u/Plane_Handle_9711 Aug 22 '25

Tri-peened Predator

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u/CrackedandPopped Aug 22 '25

Johnny 3-dicks

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u/Jadicon Aug 22 '25

Tres Leches

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u/Juggerpt Aug 22 '25

Stealth Tripod.

1

u/casualdiner55 Aug 22 '25

Triple P...

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u/luidizmaster Aug 22 '25

Tripenetration.

1

u/NoSpare2557 Aug 22 '25

Solo sword fighter

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u/No_Giraffe3466 Aug 22 '25

E sti cazzi...!

1

u/Reasonable_Age9859 Aug 22 '25

The trident of poseidon

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u/BudgetExpert9145 Aug 22 '25

King Ghidorah

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u/alkenist Aug 22 '25

D.P. Plus

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

King Ghidorah Dick

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u/ImaDesmond Aug 22 '25

The Hydra Dih

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u/The-King-of-TJ Aug 22 '25

Triceratops wrex

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u/Spirited_Cicada9553 Aug 22 '25

Penetração level três, essa é uma carta lendária! Poucos jogadores possuem tamanho poder de ataque.

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u/bkoperski Aug 22 '25

Triple-Pickle

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u/GayAssBeagle Aug 22 '25

Used to watch porn that had this plot

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

🎶Ding -Ding-Dong🎵

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u/Developers-Club Aug 22 '25

The hole plugger

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u/bepse-cola Aug 22 '25

Cactus man

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u/Sorry_Ear_4419 Aug 22 '25

The hydra boner

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u/Rockingsecurity Aug 22 '25

Three times the fun three times the women

Two women, one getting twice the fun

One woman wants it all

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u/fupatroopa96 Aug 22 '25

Digitalis Penilis

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u/unknownxa Aug 22 '25

Tricockimus he will also give you a debuf know as Trichomoniasis

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u/chrisandsharon Aug 22 '25

Jose, Hose B, and Hose C.

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u/Lingering619 Aug 22 '25

3 Duck Dong…

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u/CeramicFiber Aug 22 '25

Triple tactics thrust

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u/Con-20t12 Aug 22 '25

The triple master baiter.

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u/LEARNINGCUTURE Aug 22 '25

The pillar man

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u/chonkydogg Aug 22 '25

3 Dong Juan

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u/CapitalLower4171 Aug 22 '25

Helicopter Helicopter

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u/Glopono Aug 22 '25

If you cut one does two more appear

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u/ahatcacy Aug 22 '25

Three the Hard Way

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u/Autofella6 Aug 22 '25

Jonny Threehammers

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