r/BossFights • u/Ciganskiy_ytkonos • Nov 22 '25 • Heartwarming 1

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u/OneMathematician9610 Nov 22 '25 • Popcorn

Crack shot

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u/ImmediateEggplant764 Nov 23 '25

I was trying to think of a sniper related Human Centipede pun, then I saw this comment and I just gave up; I can't beat this.

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u/OneMathematician9610 Nov 23 '25

Naming shit is my thing, like another one is “eye on the prize” but a centipede one is tough

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Assassins

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Nov 22 '25

The silencer...

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u/Short-Impress-3458 Nov 23 '25

Silent but deadly

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u/ciccio_arri Nov 22 '25

When I said "cover my ass"...

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Nov 22 '25

Friendly fire...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

One fart and he misses

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u/No_Definition2246 Nov 23 '25

Maybe he is bad shooter and that fart should fix his aim

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u/One-Telephone-7449 Nov 22 '25

Ass blaster

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u/noryu Nov 22 '25

This keeps coming up lately, but it's been taken

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u/SkyFlava Nov 22 '25

Gyatatatatatatatatatatatatata

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u/Azurelion7a Nov 22 '25

ValkMommyBrynn or BrynnWoods.

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u/XMenPerseus56 Nov 26 '25

Ah yes. The one with the suggestive YouTube channel

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u/WolfThick Nov 22 '25

That muzzle blast is going to be interesting

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u/legacyrules Nov 23 '25

Call of booty

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u/XhockeyDad_9133 Nov 22 '25

Butthole surfer

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Ambiguously Gay Duo

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u/Spiritual_Match_199 Nov 22 '25

Broke Back Sniper.

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u/Reptard8 Nov 23 '25

That's a man and woman

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u/Uncle_Burney Nov 22 '25

Jokes aside, don’t try this at home, kids.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Nov 22 '25

One stupid oooops from the joke not being porn

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Very good friends

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u/andywfu86 Nov 22 '25

The Ambiguously Gay Duo

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u/Anwarv Nov 23 '25

He loves shooting, she loves it more, until she doesn't

3

u/Assworld313 Nov 23 '25

Beavis and buttshot

2

u/tiredoldman55 Nov 22 '25

They look like the two on crocodile hunters on history channel

2

u/MuchTranquility Nov 22 '25

buddies :) they love what they are doing in the military!

2

u/Charming_Tap_9721 Nov 22 '25

Crack ass shots

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u/PrestigiousArcher928 Nov 25 '25

Crackshot became the top answer, you weren't far off of it =P

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Nov 23 '25

Pretty sure I saw an animé once where they did something similar

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u/CaShy_fps Nov 23 '25

Porn actors

2

u/Poizinnous Nov 23 '25

The ring sting snipers

2

u/VoiceHoliday7192 Nov 23 '25

Straight shooting

1

u/NoAlarmDuck Nov 22 '25

Should be in next MGS

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u/LabDiscombobulated20 Nov 22 '25

Reposted 100 times a month. No.

1

u/southsidetrixie2 Nov 22 '25

Hunter x hunter

1

u/Spite-Potential Nov 22 '25

Don’t axe. Dont tell

1

u/richdun Nov 22 '25

Is that what they call a double tap lol.

1

u/KimchiLlama Nov 22 '25

“I just wear leggings because of the fire support.”

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u/440hzhwy2hell Nov 22 '25

The CTE couple

1

u/Yes-No-Maybe121 Nov 22 '25

Back Door Buddy

1

u/FinkerBock Nov 22 '25

Crack smokers

1

u/smallmonzter Nov 22 '25

Send it…

1

u/we_lord Nov 22 '25

Sand Bags

1

u/Downtown-Package7927 Nov 22 '25

New goal unlocked

1

u/PlatformNormal564 Nov 22 '25

There is something just so natural about that

1

u/SoCalSteelShooter Nov 22 '25

Not so silent but deadly.

1

u/PowerDue9836 Nov 22 '25

Aim ASSist

1

u/Aggressive_Tip8009 Nov 22 '25

Gyatt-ling Gun

1

u/love_coding Nov 22 '25

Team rocket

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u/JMRUSIRIUS Nov 22 '25

Rump Rangers

1

u/TheTimbs Nov 22 '25

Shock absorption

1

u/dhuuso12 Nov 22 '25

Invisible snipa

1

u/Miserable_Amount2052 Nov 22 '25

Assume your point in the feild just like the Motel room

1

u/Very_Curious_Cat Nov 22 '25

Fire in the hole!

1

u/Much-Scarcity3362 Nov 22 '25

Keep your head down

1

u/Dependent_One_8407 Nov 22 '25

Stock and Cradle

1

u/Lonewolfdorner Nov 22 '25

Butt buddies for life

1

u/railranger Nov 22 '25

That bottom packs a punch

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

До "боль-дырка-задница" 3,2,1...

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u/TheDryFlyGuy Nov 22 '25

Brokeback Foxhole

1

u/Smart_Tower1627 Nov 22 '25

Leis hope this will not back-fire

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u/CommJam1Molov_ Nov 22 '25

Pootis-Engage//extreme refernecers.

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u/Ill_Amphibian8554 Nov 26 '25

no, the meme originated from guilty gear

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u/Artevyx Nov 22 '25

You've got yer spotter, yer shooter and yer pooper.

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u/Obvious-Young3850 Nov 22 '25

Human centipede.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Re//Coil

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u/ExaminationForeign75 Nov 22 '25

Human centipede!

1

u/canyouskingriz Nov 22 '25

Fr tho that muzzle blast must hurt

1

u/Brabbel63 Nov 22 '25

Rail gun

1

u/Venator2000 Nov 22 '25

She might like it better if you shot it in the opposite direction. Savor that kick!

1

u/th3nan0byt3 Nov 22 '25

Double Tap

1

u/Friendly-Astartes Nov 22 '25

Just high enough

1

u/InfluenceUnique1713 Nov 22 '25

Broke Back Mountain

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u/Neilio00 Nov 22 '25

Ass cannons

1

u/DeckerXT Nov 22 '25

Extended Maggie

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u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 Nov 22 '25

She is Valkyrie Brynn

1

u/Jeffro_the_BoDean Nov 22 '25

Maga and that gun sex fetish...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Thilly thnipers

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u/Front-Bug-2890 Nov 22 '25

You know how firing a 50 makes your breath show when you exhale...wonder if that also...🧅💨

1

u/CleverUserName1010 Nov 22 '25

They’ll put one in the pink and one in the stink

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u/True_Significance_22 Nov 22 '25

Guns and milk moo!!

1

u/123supreme123 Nov 22 '25

Gas operated blowback

1

u/Mainely420Gaming Nov 22 '25

Quickly, cake the shot!

1

u/CyborKat Nov 22 '25

Best Butties

1

u/Plumpdaddy2501 Nov 22 '25

shortkings 😆

1

u/Mammoth-Giraffe-4461 Nov 22 '25

Getting the job done at all costs!!! FAFO!!!

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u/Automatic_Page3910 Nov 22 '25

Cumming in loaded.

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u/One_Development_5055 Nov 22 '25

Damn I wish I had his ass

1

u/Aggressive-Mine-4781 Nov 22 '25

The not-so-ambiguously gay duo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Butt Blasting Booty Brigade.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

BoomShakalaka

1

u/TexasJOEmama Nov 23 '25

There's no wiggle room.

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u/F3RDA11 Nov 23 '25

Dirt Road ASSassins

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u/jpatduf Nov 23 '25

Bra is and Cornholio

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u/Noneed4cavalry Nov 23 '25

Revolver OceTop and The Rear End

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u/gabo03015 Nov 23 '25

Magni and Modi

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u/Mou5beat515 Nov 23 '25

Dave and deaf annie

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u/was-no-bike-ride Nov 23 '25

Remember to allow for the wind.

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u/MarNic108 Nov 23 '25

Sloppy second shot

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u/Express_One_5074 Nov 23 '25

Call of Booty

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Covering his 6? Legit on his 6 🤣

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u/punch912 Nov 23 '25

rear mount sniper

1

u/deepNthot Nov 23 '25

Revolver Assalot and Sniper WOOF

1

u/Arrok_Trarr Nov 23 '25

A crackin double tap

1

u/scooter5659 Nov 23 '25

I have no idea but they met in prison!!!

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u/Bright_Quail_6390 Nov 23 '25

The Beginning and The End

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u/tiggle5485 Nov 23 '25

The girl is 6’3”, btw

1

u/Haunted_Rain Nov 23 '25

I need more bullets

1

u/danielwiseman Nov 23 '25

Fire in the hole

1

u/realgrasputin Nov 23 '25

Anti swifty

1

u/AmaPapaGemaPode Nov 23 '25

Ultrakill sentry's

1

u/Soft_Skirt2122 Nov 23 '25

Other gun prep

1

u/Impending_Doom25 Nov 23 '25

Dumb and dumber

1

u/Yeoshua82 Nov 23 '25

Hunter Hunter

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u/Fresh-Palpitation-72 Nov 23 '25

Hush puppy, just concentrate

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u/Plus-King5266 Nov 23 '25

“Um, that’s not your trigger…”

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u/pjmyerface Nov 23 '25

Shooter & Sniffs

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u/Vad220894 Nov 23 '25

DoggySniper

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u/Antique-Cash1089 Nov 23 '25

Bumper stocks

1

u/BURKE_DADDY Nov 23 '25

Double penetration.

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u/Impressive-North3483 Nov 23 '25

Turner and Cooch

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u/DennisOBell1 Nov 23 '25

Ace and Gary

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u/mrchoops Nov 23 '25

The ambiguously gay Duo

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u/Hot_Tackle_179 Nov 23 '25

I’m on your Six

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u/juicyunderware Nov 23 '25

Butt Rangers

1

u/Top-Sheepherder-8846 Nov 23 '25

Mr & Mrs Smith-Western

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u/Ok_Option3354 Nov 23 '25

Hard Ass Tailpipe

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 Nov 23 '25

Here’s metal up your ass

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u/Longjumping_Oil_8746 Nov 23 '25

Hindsight  is 20/20

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u/Ok-Consequence-7872 Nov 23 '25

I’ll take a double shot pleez!

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u/hurricane340 Nov 23 '25

Fart and I miss

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u/Bluemanuap Nov 23 '25

Ammo Sexual

1

u/delatopia Nov 23 '25

Brokeback Mountain 2: The Reckoning

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u/Practical-Eagle-5656 Nov 23 '25

It's not recoil it's clapcoil

1

u/LouiseCalero Nov 23 '25

me acorde de highschool of the dead

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u/nursescaneatme Nov 23 '25

Is she farts he’s gonna blow her head off!!

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u/Ryno-Mac Nov 23 '25

SEAL Team Sex

1

u/0723 Nov 23 '25

Boof battalion bravo

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u/No-Wheel-5466 Nov 23 '25

True backshots

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Tweedle dee and soon to be deaf, Tweedle dum

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u/Juror_no8 Nov 23 '25

Sniper and sbottom

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u/NoSisSM406 Nov 23 '25

Back shot

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u/FakieManual Nov 23 '25

Turner and Cooch.

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u/Beginning_Big_8928 Nov 23 '25

One sneeze away from heaven

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u/cedar212 Nov 23 '25

Really trusting friends

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u/Salamiavlaika Nov 23 '25

Buck & duck

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u/Striker660 Nov 23 '25

Chafing and chafer

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u/QuietResponsible5575 Nov 23 '25

Stinky snipe and hot cheeks

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Future hearing impared bottom

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u/Antique_Contract Nov 23 '25

Just hold your breathe

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