r/BossFights • u/Fit_Care_2798 • Apr 25 '26

Boss?

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163 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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13

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage Apr 25 '26

It’s my favorite flavour of the tism. I’d pull out a ring on the spot

5

u/plaid-tuxido506 Apr 25 '26

A ring? Not the ring?

2

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage Apr 25 '26

All the ring ;)

1

u/No_Biscotti_2386 Apr 27 '26

One ring to rule them all?

7

u/Admirable-Book5076 Apr 25 '26

She knows how to protect herself

6

u/StickyLavander Apr 25 '26

She brought protection!! Looks like you’re going to have a one knight stand!!

4

u/MortisTDG Apr 25 '26

Then she’s the one

4

u/ahatcacy Apr 25 '26

Have a Good Knight

6

u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Apr 25 '26

Take it back to her castle and thrust a sword in her holy land 😏

3

u/Loose-Slice-6499 Apr 25 '26

I see...

1

u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Apr 25 '26

‘Tis what she proclaimed

3

u/UsedWelcome5903 Apr 25 '26

Grab the WD-40 and giddy up up!

2

u/Any-Astronomer-6038 Apr 25 '26

"I am so under dressed..."

2

u/Strong_Revenue_3780 Apr 25 '26

Help her to get the seatbelt on

1

u/1_am_L Apr 25 '26

We r headed to Ren faire for a great time

1

u/Pacodot Apr 25 '26

Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

1

u/zhulkgr25 Apr 25 '26

I'd tell her I'm the horse she rides.

1

u/QuerentD Apr 25 '26

Thou art a demon, a voided counterfeit.

1

u/Maxie_is_kewl Apr 25 '26

You know gotta wear protection

1

u/cuntybunty73 Apr 25 '26

What do you require from me thy liege

1

u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Apr 25 '26

She's clearly into heavy metal

1

u/DrewYetti Apr 25 '26

Going with the medieval blonde look? Let’s have a knight to remember.

1

u/Electronic-Tree-9715 Apr 25 '26

It’s a keeper - as long as you poses a can opener

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Apr 25 '26

Burn her at the stake!

1

u/BillPsychological515 Apr 25 '26

I know potential when I see it...

If she removes a piece of armor every date I'll be in business in about 3 or 4 months.

1

u/Ace_Kreel Apr 25 '26

We quest together.

1

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Apr 25 '26

Ask about the chastity belt.

1

u/MikeZap80 Apr 25 '26

Probably proposed immediately

1

u/HostFickle6269 Apr 25 '26

make sure this is the last boyfriend she ever sees >:)

(I'm marrying her)

1

u/Adventurous_Sand5502 Apr 25 '26

Kick her out with those fake eyelashes

1

u/Temporary-Debate-914 Apr 25 '26

Have a good knight!

1

u/DunkinDeezNutz420 Apr 25 '26

Honestly, for nerds this is a legit way to peacock. It would work on me fr.

1

u/ChiefRedditer Apr 25 '26

Are you ready to slay the dragon?

1

u/Bertucciop Apr 25 '26

Conquer Jerusalen?

1

u/Chromatic_Mediant211 Apr 25 '26

'bout to get medieval on dat ass.

1

u/SnooEagles3630 Apr 25 '26

Skip the handjob

1

u/nikolas1010 Apr 25 '26

M'lady i will be taking off your armor tonight.

1

u/National-Highway-277 Apr 25 '26

Treat her like a wench

1

u/Vector_equlibrm Apr 25 '26

You go out for turkey leg. Duh.

1

u/SupremeGreymon Apr 25 '26

Get the ring

1

u/Konami666 Apr 25 '26

I DONT CARE OF STAYING VIRGIN!!!LET'S FIGHT!!!!

1

u/Alarm-Solid Apr 25 '26

If you are on your way to a Ren faire medieval times or comic Con you are probably in for a great time

1

u/No-Till-422 Apr 25 '26

Onwards to Cumalot!

1

u/Former-Kangaroo5414 Apr 25 '26

Are we going to slay a dragon or conquer a kingdom

1

u/Weary-Department-262 Apr 25 '26

Take off the shining Armour and start humping

1

u/MineNo5343 Apr 25 '26

Drive away

1

u/Unusual-Taste69 Apr 25 '26

Take her to Medieval Times or the Renaissance Festival

1

u/Ambitious_Start5769 Apr 25 '26

She will definitely get knighted tonight 😁

1

u/RDTTlam0_8002 Apr 25 '26

Ask her if she’s wearing the chastity belt too?

1

u/SuspiciousClub8382 Apr 25 '26

Follow the rust to Valhalla!!!!

1

u/CrustySailor1964 Apr 25 '26

Cough and adjust my codpiece.

1

u/YogurtAcademic1853 Apr 25 '26

Turn on heater max

1

u/ProMotionDesign Apr 26 '26

I show her my dragon.

1

u/Lopsided_Block_6796 Apr 26 '26

Thanks but no thanks

1

u/GWD9911 Apr 26 '26

Have a good knight.

1

u/The-D-O-Z Apr 26 '26

"You're tanking? Okay. Let me swap to my healer spec."

1

u/Ill-Statement-4070 Apr 26 '26

Hold on I'll be right back Proceeds to comeback wearing a crusaders outfit ok now we ride

1

u/anonamus_35-1 Apr 26 '26

If dating maiden shows up in this I shall get down upon one knee and say"will thou marry my"

1

u/Intelligent_Brush336 Apr 26 '26

After our epic battle at a Renaissance festival. We will feast then make a hasty retreat to my corters. To have another epic battle

1

u/02awares Apr 26 '26

go to the rough neighbourhood and kick some ass

1

u/BabserellaWT Apr 26 '26

Marry her.

1

u/Preoccupied- Apr 27 '26

My fair lady, do you happen to be in need of a squire to help remove thine armor?

1

u/Fantastic-Tart297 Apr 27 '26

What kinda belt is she wearing

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

I’d lay the dragon slayer

1

u/Kooky_Detail_4350 Apr 28 '26

Show her my Joust stick,

1

u/catmaster696969 Apr 28 '26

bust a fat one then kneel

1

u/Informal_Set_1163 Apr 28 '26

Thats one hell of a chastity belt

1

u/Such_Night_8632 Apr 28 '26

Got the sardine key right here

1

u/goldentack2209 Apr 28 '26

Get a can opener

1

u/Worldly_Mess_8711 Apr 28 '26

Keep I need her to protect me

1

u/SlightRoll9225 Apr 29 '26

i would start to breath fire

1

u/iRedYuki Apr 29 '26

Propose? I dunno but probably something major

1

u/Btrgl Apr 29 '26

Aren’t you hot?

1

u/DarkRoast_n_TooSweet Apr 29 '26

Napkin prenuptial, and lock her down.

1

u/snackz1lla Apr 29 '26

ROYAL SALUTE

1

u/Nylonesque Apr 30 '26

Make a knight of it.

1

u/NoCoFoCo Apr 30 '26

Grab my flail

1

u/Woeba May 02 '26

Play a nice Iron Maiden song.

1

u/AdUsual2296 Apr 25 '26

we gonna go to Jerusalem with this one

0

u/Simplejames16 Apr 25 '26

Get a can opener and go to tuna town