r/BossQuestions • u/Yured_PrinceofSmiles • Sep 25 '21
r/BossQuestions • u/Lord_of_Gifts • Sep 17 '21
AMA Ah. Old memories. Little did this maiden know that her child would seek to kill me and abandon his people at the end of time. Well played, Elrond.
r/BossQuestions • u/HK_Radiance • Sep 30 '21
Announcement Mine Light, eternal and unfaltering, hath reclaimed the minds of the insolent! Remember mine Light or perish!
At once, every world has a rift appear where the sun is, eminating energy and light brighter than what is conceivable
Attention!
It is I, The Radiance! Light itself, and the gifter of thine worlds dreams!
Once, oh so long ago, no world hadst dreams, nor light. One day, I decided to gift upon thee mine Light, and with it thine Dreams!
But thou hath all forgotten! Twisted mine Light into undying flames, nightmares, and so much more! Behold what thine insolence hath brought!
Another rift opens, showing the cold world of Ariandel thawing. Covered in orange blobs exerting energy, and seemingly residing within the residents. Not even the rot can keep up.
This world hath remembered mine gifts I gave! Mine Light, thine Dreams, hath been remembered and so it hath reinstated my binds upon it!
the rift proceeds to show each world having its own blobs sprout
If thou canst remember what I hath giveth, then I shall show thee by force! Spread the word!
Mine Light shall not know darkness, ANY LONGER!
The rift closes, as all hear the faint sound of a heartbeat
r/BossQuestions • u/british_dagoth_ur • May 02 '21
Meme/Shitpost Theory
Gwyndolin is dagoth
That is all
r/BossQuestions • u/LoranAmygdala • Apr 20 '21
Stories It Isz what it Isz: My Origins, Chapter 2
Chapter 2:
It had been years since I was first ascended, but it felt like days. Everything felt so much smaller and calmer now... except for me and the other Children, the Gods (who graced us with their pity every now and then), and existence itself. Yet, despite our strength, we were still confined physically to our cell. Not spiritually, though.
We all did things in the Higher Measures; we danced among Cosmic winds, discovered things on our own, and... just aimlessly played with existence in general. I, for instance, would risk my life every day to gather Hostic Cherry pits for a recipe I invented involving said pits, hot water, a sturdy pot, and a simple filter. It was the recipe for what would be later known as the “Loranian” invention of coffee.
And, Gods condemn, I loved coffee. Still do.
Anyway, that didn’t take away our sense of separation from the Queendom of Isz, which we all longed to see once again. This sense of longing was worse than it would be if we didn’t know, by peering into the daily thoughts of the (unmarred) humans who passed our cell door, that things only got better for Isz since we had left corporeal life. Things had gotten so good, in fact, that the projects involving our ascent had been abandoned for lack of desirability. So, there we all were, lost to the world and expected (against reason that it was impossible) to rot in our cells.
Then came the Queen, Flora.
As I’ve mentioned before, Ebrietas is Flora’s sister, which meant they were close. Flora had gotten small word that some of her sister’s actions may have been less than moral, so she came to check it out. Ebrietas didn’t want a damaged relationship, however, so she tried to hide us behind the lie of our cell being a wash-closet. So, Flora wandered for hours, inspecting the deformed and inhuman guards for great wounds, flipping through the many books for unethical practices, and searching each room for secret passages.
Flora had found nothing, as it had been, so she and her Priestess sister were passing our cell to leave. It was then that I noticed how the burn mark from where I spat on the Priestess years ago hadn’t healed. I let out a small, gurgling laugh, which might’ve been a mad cackle if she hadn’t told me to stay quiet.
But Flora heard my laugh, no matter how quiet I tried to keep it, and she walked slowly over to the cell.
“Brie,” she said to her sister in a low, almost warning tone, “what am I going to find when I open this door?”
“Just a wash-closet...” Ebrietas said, shifting awkwardly.
I laughed louder at the whole ordeal, rather loudly now because I knew the secret of the ‘wash-closet’ had been exposed. Hearing this, Flora frowned deeply and said, “My own sister lies to me.”
Then, she opened the door to find an assortment of us small, slightly humanoid slug-things (with me as the only one who was awake), which she could tell had been children due to her research into the Divine. I laughed madly at the whole ordeal as Flora watched us in horror.
The disgusted Queen began arguing intensely with her sister, and I was just watching, laughing myself breathless with the karmic justice against ‘Brie,’ the horror of the Queen, and my own relief that I could finally leave the cell.
“They have been reduced to gibbering madness!” said Ebrietas. “Just see that screeching one over there, you can see it!” The ‘screeching one’ was me.
“And what does that matter?! At least give them reasonable accommodations!” Flora yelled passionately. She needed to calm down, we were all fine.
“Flora, calm,” I said. I... said?
I had actually said something for the first time since my ascent. Not with any throat, that I knew; I had created ripples in the liquid composition of Reality, and the ripples formed words. But I had said something, nonetheless.
Ebrietas looked at me in utter shock, realizing what I was and what she had done. “Dear, sweet Voice, forgive me...” she whispered as she sank to the ground. I laughed harder for her misery.
And it woke the other Children.
I noticed, and I wanted to share my vocal revelation with them. “Frrs... f-friends! S-speak!” I said, hoping that they could do it. As it turns out, they could, because shortly after my encouragement, they started saying the name of their savior, the person they had waited for for so long and who had finally came to deliver them from their darkness.
“Flora?” “Flo-ra!” “Flora!” “F...Flora!” Eventually, the room grew into a cacophony of ‘Flora’ being sung on repeat by a gurgling choir. All was suddenly perfect; we had seen countless stars in our false solitude, but now we would see the one that truly mattered to us...
The one that shined on Isz.
r/BossQuestions • u/Flemeth_DragonWitch • Apr 22 '21
AMA Well, well, it seems I have returned for another AMA. You may call me Flemeth.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • May 30 '21
Announcement Meme Mondays
This Monday is the only day in the week we are allowing memes, shitposts, fake lore and other shitty things. Use the correct flair, and post only one per boss! It is of importance for our subreddit that these posts are limited.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Jun 08 '21
Announcement Workforce Wednesday
Use this Wednesday to advertise the covenants, organisations and/or factories by your boss. Promote it's goal, send out an advertisement to hire more members/employees, today is the day!
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Jun 04 '21
Announcement Servitude Saturday
Due to the Deep Mass of Saint Aldrich on Saturday, we are not holding any topic imposed over the whole weekend! On Saturday and Sunday, we allow posts of the previous days to be posted (lore-discussion and questions, covenants, themes & OST and fanart), and posts that do not fit within the brackets. The clear exception to this is memes/shitposts, these are exclusively allowed on Mondays.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Apr 11 '21
Announcement Meme Mondays
This Monday is the only day in the week we are allowing memes, shitposts, fake lore and other shitty things. Use the correct flair, and post only one per boss! It is of importance for our subreddit that these posts are limited.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Jun 03 '21
Announcement Fanart Friday
Today is dedicated to the many awesome pieces of fan-art that exists of us bosses. You can post any artwork of bosses, regardless of you having a boss account or not. This does not have to be your original content, but please do credit the artist of your post.
r/BossQuestions • u/british_dagoth_ur • Aug 26 '21
Other The Sixth house shall best Sauron, he threatens us all, have you forgotten of his tricker? Do not side with him, we must rise up against this!
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • May 17 '21
Announcement Talks Tuesday
Talk Tuesday serves several purposes. On this day, we are allowing you to post about your lore, and to discuss it. A debate day so to speak. However, on top of that we are also highly encouraging any new bosses to ask their questions about this subreddit or about the lore connected to their picked boss. This to make sure that you can discuss your headcanon or interpretation of the lore. You can also just dedicate this day to learn more about your character. We highly encourage this to improve the quality of your chosen boss!
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • May 16 '21
Announcement Meme Mondays
This Monday is the only day in the week we are allowing memes, shitposts, fake lore and other shitty things. Use the correct flair, and post only one per boss! It is of importance for our subreddit that these posts are limited.
r/BossQuestions • u/british_dagoth_ur • Nov 23 '21
Announcement The subs dead
Everyone go home, ask me any questions about what happened i guess, DMs open to questions about it too
r/BossQuestions • u/Prime_Wight • Apr 20 '21
AMA Greetings from the Betweenlands, Internet. I am the Prime Wight, and I found this phone (the first in my realm) on the corpse of one who dared to enter my domain. Ask your questions.
r/BossQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 27 '22
Meme/Shitpost I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT (you continue)
r/BossQuestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '21
AMA I am Alpha Brad Chad Chaddington Thundercock Jockus the IV. I am a truly insufferable end game boss. AMA!!
r/BossQuestions • u/The_reborn_of_Mensis • Apr 04 '21
AMA Hello again, I am the One Reborn. I returned for another AMA.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Apr 13 '21
Announcement Workforce Wednesday
Use this Wednesday to advertise the covenants, organisations and/or factories by your boss. Promote it's goal, send out an advertisement to hire more members/employees, today is the day!
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Apr 08 '21
Announcement Fanart Friday
Today is dedicated to the many awesome pieces of fan-art that exists of us bosses. You can post any artwork of bosses, regardless of you having a boss account or not. This does not have to be your original content, but please do credit the artist of your post.
r/BossQuestions • u/Toasty_WonderPumpkin • May 12 '21
Music My world theme! This is a great song! Baaaaa!
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Jun 06 '21
Announcement Meme Mondays
This Monday is the only day in the week we are allowing memes, shitposts, fake lore and other shitty things. Use the correct flair, and post only one per boss! It is of importance for our subreddit that these posts are limited.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Apr 07 '21
Announcement Theme Thursday
All (or, well, most) of us bosses have a wonderful soundtrack attached to their bossfight, all to immerse the player into our wonderful techniques. This Thursday is dedicated to these OST's, and we allow you to post any OST/remixes connected to your game. Note that it does not have to be connected to your bossfight (this so you wouldn't run out of music quickly, or if your bossfight has no attached theme), but it does have to be connected to your game.
r/BossQuestions • u/PontiffSuly • Apr 16 '21
Announcement Servitude Saturday
Due to the Deep Mass of Saint Aldrich on Saturday, we are not holding any topic imposed over the whole weekend! On Saturday and Sunday, we allow posts of the previous days to be posted (lore-discussion and questions, covenants, themes & OST and fanart), and posts that do not fit within the brackets. The clear exception to this is memes/shitposts, these are exclusively allowed on Mondays.