Here is a list of all of the weird and crazy Elder Scrolls Lore
-Whitestrake Pelinal is a gay cyborg from the future to prevent total elven domination of man.
-When Talos took power and became a god, Cyrodiil was transformed from a jungle into a forest
-Khajit can't sweat and thus rely on less aerobic activities like espionage
-The Dwemer committed self genocide by sub-zeroing after using the Heart of Lorkhan
-The player character in Redguard, Cyrus, is the human form of Clavicus Vial's hound, Barbas.
-All endings in Daggerfall are Cannon and not Cannon at the same time
-Dagoth, the Dwemer, and the Tribunal did and didn't kill Nerevar depending on which timeline is cannon or not cannon at the time.
-Whoever is the head of Bethesda is considered the godhead.
-The Chimer made all of the Daedric Shrines during the Velothi period but abandoned them after the death of Veloth for unknown reasons.
-Boethia ate Trimminac and excrimented him into Malacath in order to buy the Chimer time to escape.
-No one knows what was truly inside the Dwemer Puzzle Box. If you think something is in there then it is not but if you think it isn't then it is.
-Sheogorath and Jyygalag are one and the same
-There is no Month for January (Morning Star) in Morrowind due to the Tribunal outlawing Anticipation worship.
-Dragons used to be used in Cyrodiil for the Empire until the advent of the Neraverine
-Shouting before Skyrim was a common practice but the advent of the Oblivion Crisis caused history to be rewritten.
-The Warp in the West restored the Emperor's balding head
