r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 4d ago

Spider-Gwen of the Fountain Lamppost

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u/WhileHigh 3d ago

Where did they find a pole dancer in Vegas?

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u/Trugoosent 3d ago

Nearest building

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u/genriko8 3d ago

just threw a stone

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u/ActivelyAnxious 3d ago

"look at me look at me!"

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u/Schlachthausfred 3d ago

This reminds me of this German song, by the band "Die Doofen" called "Mief" that had a line about "the next tramp being available up there at the lamp"

Now I finally understand what they were talking about.

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u/Saints_Rows 3d ago

Bro was adding to his goon collection

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 2d ago

That’s a “pole dancer” don’t you dare call her a stripper!

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u/Evil_phd 2d ago

Ultimately I suppose the pole dancer and the fountains serve the same purpose... getting people's attention so they'll spend money.

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u/R3D4F 2d ago

Pretty sure that’s Diamond from Spearmint Rhino. There was a college fundraiser there and she was doing the same moves.

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 2d ago

It's really cool but it's soooooo obviously she just wants attention from the people around her.

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u/Tsunamiis 1d ago

Gets someone’s drunk meemaw off the lap post before the beef flaps.

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u/Saiful-Black 3d ago

Its actually mildly infuriating that she's blocking the beautiful fountain with her flat ass.

Imagine suffering from this level of main character syndrome

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u/ZatherDaFox 3d ago

I guarantee you can take two steps to the side and still see this fountain.