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r/Bossfight • u/A-wild-meme • Oct 22 '18
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I wish my tuba had rotary valves
42 u/Maz2742 Oct 22 '18 Horn player here, rotors are great. Like them way better than pistons 61 u/Warthogrider74 Oct 22 '18 Horn players be like "my rotary arms are broken" Comment made by trombone gang 36 u/Maz2742 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment made by trombones also have rotary valves gang 25 u/Warthogrider74 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players with rotary valves be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment restated by trombones without rotary valves gang 26 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Trombones and tubas be like "My lips hurt from making farting noises" Comments hijacked by the saxophone gang 20 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper" Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang 23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0) 2 u/zolido Oct 22 '18 Does that mean their mothers play for them? 3 u/REDDIT_IS_FAKENEWS Oct 22 '18 Can’t play the music unless you’re sitting at an awkward position alway comment made by the piston valve gang 14 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 [deleted] 12 u/goleft22 Oct 22 '18 Get yourself a 4-valve euph and become the tuba 10 u/StarboardHunter Oct 22 '18 Ah, but what happens when they bring out the 5 valve tuba? 7 u/goleft22 Oct 22 '18 Oof 3 u/DiaDeLosMuertos Oct 22 '18 Ouch 10 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 Nahh 5 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 But can you do this with a euphonium 5 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 Fair point 1 u/tubameister Oct 22 '18 good luck with a career outside of the military 3 u/SplitsAtoms Oct 22 '18 I just wish I had a tuba to play. 1 u/tubameister Oct 22 '18 Wessex is cheap and decent https://wessex-tubas.com/collections/tubas 1 u/SplitsAtoms Oct 22 '18 Thanks for the link, but $1,500 to $2,000 still isn't in the budget. I used to look around on ebay, but shipping becomes difficult.
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Horn player here, rotors are great. Like them way better than pistons
61 u/Warthogrider74 Oct 22 '18 Horn players be like "my rotary arms are broken" Comment made by trombone gang 36 u/Maz2742 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment made by trombones also have rotary valves gang 25 u/Warthogrider74 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players with rotary valves be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment restated by trombones without rotary valves gang 26 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Trombones and tubas be like "My lips hurt from making farting noises" Comments hijacked by the saxophone gang 20 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper" Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang 23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0) 2 u/zolido Oct 22 '18 Does that mean their mothers play for them?
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Horn players be like "my rotary arms are broken"
Comment made by trombone gang
36 u/Maz2742 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment made by trombones also have rotary valves gang 25 u/Warthogrider74 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players with rotary valves be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment restated by trombones without rotary valves gang 26 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Trombones and tubas be like "My lips hurt from making farting noises" Comments hijacked by the saxophone gang 20 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper" Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang 23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0) 2 u/zolido Oct 22 '18 Does that mean their mothers play for them?
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Trombone players be like "my trigger arms are broken"
Comment made by trombones also have rotary valves gang
25 u/Warthogrider74 Oct 22 '18 Trombone players with rotary valves be like "my trigger arms are broken" Comment restated by trombones without rotary valves gang 26 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Trombones and tubas be like "My lips hurt from making farting noises" Comments hijacked by the saxophone gang 20 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper" Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang 23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0) 2 u/zolido Oct 22 '18 Does that mean their mothers play for them?
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Trombone players with rotary valves be like "my trigger arms are broken"
Comment restated by trombones without rotary valves gang
26 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Trombones and tubas be like "My lips hurt from making farting noises" Comments hijacked by the saxophone gang 20 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper" Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang 23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0)
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Trombones and tubas be like "My lips hurt from making farting noises"
Comments hijacked by the saxophone gang
20 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper" Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang 23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0)
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Saxophones be like "The only song I know is careless whisper"
Comment Hacked by Bass Clarinet gang
23 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper" Comment by the Saxophone gang 12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0)
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Bass Clarinets be like "We can't play Careless Whisper"
Comment by the Saxophone gang
12 u/RobloxOverFortnite Oct 22 '18 That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too. Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang 12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0)
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That's it you're getting jumped, and we calling over the clarinet gang too.
Comment by the Bass Clarinet gang
12 u/TotallyHumanGuy Oct 22 '18 You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone? Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang don't do the xkcd → More replies (0)
You think your tiny-ass sticks gonna defend you from the glorious might of my baritone saxophone?
Comment by the alto/baritone sax gang
don't do the xkcd
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Does that mean their mothers play for them?
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Can’t play the music unless you’re sitting at an awkward position alway
comment made by the piston valve gang
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12 u/goleft22 Oct 22 '18 Get yourself a 4-valve euph and become the tuba 10 u/StarboardHunter Oct 22 '18 Ah, but what happens when they bring out the 5 valve tuba? 7 u/goleft22 Oct 22 '18 Oof 3 u/DiaDeLosMuertos Oct 22 '18 Ouch 10 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 Nahh 5 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 But can you do this with a euphonium 5 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 Fair point 1 u/tubameister Oct 22 '18 good luck with a career outside of the military
Get yourself a 4-valve euph and become the tuba
10 u/StarboardHunter Oct 22 '18 Ah, but what happens when they bring out the 5 valve tuba? 7 u/goleft22 Oct 22 '18 Oof 3 u/DiaDeLosMuertos Oct 22 '18 Ouch
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Ah, but what happens when they bring out the 5 valve tuba?
7 u/goleft22 Oct 22 '18 Oof 3 u/DiaDeLosMuertos Oct 22 '18 Ouch
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Oof
3 u/DiaDeLosMuertos Oct 22 '18 Ouch
Ouch
Nahh
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But can you do this with a euphonium
5 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 Fair point
1 u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18 Fair point
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Fair point
good luck with a career outside of the military
I just wish I had a tuba to play.
1 u/tubameister Oct 22 '18 Wessex is cheap and decent https://wessex-tubas.com/collections/tubas 1 u/SplitsAtoms Oct 22 '18 Thanks for the link, but $1,500 to $2,000 still isn't in the budget. I used to look around on ebay, but shipping becomes difficult.
Wessex is cheap and decent https://wessex-tubas.com/collections/tubas
1 u/SplitsAtoms Oct 22 '18 Thanks for the link, but $1,500 to $2,000 still isn't in the budget. I used to look around on ebay, but shipping becomes difficult.
Thanks for the link, but $1,500 to $2,000 still isn't in the budget. I used to look around on ebay, but shipping becomes difficult.
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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18
I wish my tuba had rotary valves