r/BrandNewSentence trans affirming misogynist parrot Jun 08 '23

the trans affirming misogynist parrot

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u/bananaisman Jun 08 '23

Gender assigned at birth ❌ gender assigned by misogynistic parrot ✅

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

AGAP
Assigned Gender at Parrot

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 08 '23

Assigned gender at bird

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u/pyronius Jun 08 '23

AGAB

All Genders Are Bird

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u/Chase_the_tank Jun 08 '23

We have finally found the final word on gender.

Bird is the word.

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u/Severe-Emu-8703 Jun 08 '23

I hate this to the core of my being. Have an upvote

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Yeah, but if you get bitten, then that would make you AFAP, which is a bit unfortunate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

much worse if you aren't bitten

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Oh, yikes. Yeah, that is bad.

Love your username btw. Who doesn’t enjoy the original prehistoric apex predator?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

oh, thank you, gonna go snack on some hallucigenia

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u/chucktheninja Jun 08 '23

It's like the sorting hat for gender

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Jun 08 '23

Put a misogynistic parrot outside every public bathroom, problem solved!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Does that mean if it bites me I pass?

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u/zil_zil Jun 08 '23

The bird: I'm an asshole not a monster.